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Goldman Sachs Launches GS Bank, An Internet Bank With A $1 Minimum Deposit (techcrunch.com) 190

An anonymous reader recaps a report from TechCrunch: Traditionally, Goldman Sachs has functioned like a run-of-the-mill investment bank with minimums to open an account in the range of $10 million, and returns not guaranteed. Goldman is opening its doors to the masses today with the launch of GS Bank, an FDIC-insured, internet-based savings bank. Anyone with an internet connection and a dollar can join, as that is what each account's minimum balance must be. GS Bank's interest rates give customers an annual yield of 1.05 percent, a rate that trumps the average U.S. saving's bank yield of .06 percent APY. GS Bank was a result of Goldman's acquisition of GE Capital Bank, the online retail bank previously run by General Electric's capital arm. The move is to diversify revenue streams and strengthen liquidity. GS Bank currently has total deposits of around $114 billion. In other news from the multinational banking firm, Goldman Sachs believes virtual-reality and augmented-reality "will be the next generation computing platform" worth $80 billion by 2025.
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Goldman Sachs Launches GS Bank, An Internet Bank With A $1 Minimum Deposit

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  • Ooooh~~ (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Edis Krad ( 1003934 ) on Monday April 25, 2016 @10:05PM (#51987129)
    Goldman Sachs!
    Synonym with trustworthiness and financial stability. Just exactly where I want to put all my money in!
    • Goldman Sachs! Synonym with trustworthiness and financial stability.

      GS had enough sense to short the sub-prime mortgage market when everyone else was digging in deeper. So they aren't dumb.

      • why did they need the bailout then?

        • by Anonymous Coward

          Who says they needed it? They did?
          You believed that? Well isn't that special.

        • Re:Ooooh~~ (Score:5, Insightful)

          by ShanghaiBill ( 739463 ) on Tuesday April 26, 2016 @02:10AM (#51987771)

          why did they need the bailout then?

          GS did not need a bailout. Their customers/victims did. They received some TARP money, but they certainly didn't need it.

          • They received some TARP money, but they certainly didn't need it.

            Goldman Sachs was made 100% whole by U.S. taxpayers via their customers and victims.

            Prior to 2008, Goldman Sachs was hardly a household name, but on Wall Street this investment bank is arguably the most powerful non-government bank in the world. Nobody thought that a bank of this size could be brought down, almost overnight. It happened, however, and along with an investment by Warren Buffett, Goldman Sachs received $10 billion in TARP funds. Using funds raised from a $5 billion stock offering, Goldman Sachs paid back TARP funds less than one year later, but in the end, tax payers made $1.4 billion.

            http://www.forbes.com/sites/investopedia/2012/05/23/4-tarp-recipients-that-made-a-profit [forbes.com]

      • by Anonymous Coward

        Of course they shorted it. They helped architect the whole thing.

      • Re:Ooooh~~ (Score:5, Insightful)

        by Desler ( 1608317 ) on Monday April 25, 2016 @11:08PM (#51987353)

        Of course they shorted it because they set up the whole thing to fail in the first place.

      • ...and advised their customers to buy what they were shorting. They aren't dumb, but they've demonstrated who it is that benefits when people trust them.
    • by Anonymous Coward

      The first thing you need to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."
      ---Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone [rollingstone.com]

      Yeah, these are the "masters of the universe" that tanked our economy, was bailed out for 10s of billions of dollars [economicpo...ournal.com] after their CEO became the treasury secretary [wikipedia.org], the

      • Re: (Score:1, Troll)

        by ScentCone ( 795499 )

        No high level execs at Goldman Sachs went to jail

        Which GS people committed which crimes for which they should be in prison? Please be specific.

        Why would I give even even a penny to admitted criminals

        Which officials with GS admitted to which crimes? Be specific.

        You certainly don't have to do business with them. But if you have evidence of specific crimes that nobody else has managed to identify, you might want to pass those along to the DoJ.

        • by Anonymous Coward

          So tell me, how's the bonus structure work at GS's customer relations department?

          But if you have evidence of specific crimes that nobody else has managed to identify, you might want to pass those along to the DoJ.

          Yeah, umm, the DoJ has already weighed in [justice.gov] and GS already admitted to wrongdoing, so... y'know... nice try. There's more here [vice.com], and in the 90,000 other articles that have been written about GS over the years. Goldman Sachs is a pretty high profile company and their activities are very well documen

          • Re: (Score:1, Troll)

            by ScentCone ( 795499 )
            So, if we wrote 90,000 articles about you, that would make you a criminal? Which specific people at GS committed which specific crimes for which they were not charged? You seem to know all about it, so let's hear some names, and the statutes under which those people should be criminally charged. I'm sure you're already typing that up, so we should see it in a moment or two.
            • by Anonymous Coward
              WTF is wrong with you. The DOJ settled the case with them. GS admitted wrongdoing and guilt. The articles are all about the details of that.
            • by bloodhawk ( 813939 ) on Tuesday April 26, 2016 @01:52AM (#51987731)
              No idea on which people there specifically belong in jail. But do you really think GS would pay 5.1 billion in compensation for fraud in a settlement with the DOJ if it was innocent? It was a disgrace that they were able to pay their way out of criminal charges.
        • by Anonymous Coward on Monday April 25, 2016 @11:29PM (#51987415)

          You certainly don't have to do business with them. But if you have evidence of specific crimes that nobody else has managed to identify, you might want to pass those along to the DoJ.

          There's no need to inform the DoJ. Goldman says that it did commit the crimes it was accused of. This statement is part of the settlement and rather unusual as most of the banks were allowed to settle with a "neither agree nor disagree" kind of statement.

          This note from the Justice department has some details of specific crimes.
          https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr... [justice.gov]

        • by PopeRatzo ( 965947 ) on Tuesday April 26, 2016 @07:31AM (#51988483) Journal

          Which GS people committed which crimes for which they should be in prison? Please be specific.

          Lloyd Blankfein, CEO. See the presentence investigative report on him and Goldman from 2010.

          He traded against his clients, which is a crime. Then he lied to the FBI and Congress about doing so. That's conflict of interest, fraud and perjury.

          Now it's up to you to explain why he should NOT have gone to jail for these crimes other than the fact that Goldman controls the Fed. Please be specific.

          http://www.rollingstone.com/po... [rollingstone.com]

          http://www.reuters.com/article... [reuters.com]

    • Re:Ooooh~~ (Score:5, Interesting)

      by whoever57 ( 658626 ) on Tuesday April 26, 2016 @12:15AM (#51987543) Journal

      You think GS is bad. Here is my experience with a Delaware-based escrow company.

      Before I start, the main function of an Escrow company is to hold the money and pay it out to the correct people and only at the appropriate time.

      1. Money is in escrow. Intended to be held for some time with some conditions on release.
      2. One of the conditions on release of money puts payment in jeopardy.
      3. Escrow company sends one of the parties their share BEFORE the money should be sent to anyone and before the issue from step 2 is resolved.
      4. Escrow company sues the recipient (who is in India with no US connections) in US courts. Obtains a meaningless default judgement.
      5. Escrow company deducts the cost of obtaining the meaningless judgement from the amount to be shared amongst the rest of the escrow participants.
      6. One of the participants successfully sues the escrow company to force it to eat the legal bill (and any excess money sent in error in step 3.) itself.
      7. Escrow company adds its legal costs defending 6. to the amount deducted from the other participants (except for the one who sued).
      8. Other participants sue the escrow company to get it to eat all its legal costs and any excess sent in error to the one participant in step 3. Suit is successful and eventually, the Escrow company has to agree to not deduct any legal costs and make up any excess money sent in step 3.

      In summary, escrow company screwed up, tried to pass the costs onto the very people it should have protected and had to be sued twice to get it to eat the costs of its own mistakes.

    • Goldman Sachs! Synonym with trustworthiness and financial stability. Just exactly where I want to put all my money in!

      Their ToS is actually quite reasonable. It includes a clause allowing you to opt out of arbitration. Therefore you can sue the pants off of them if they try anything shady.

  • Subject: " diversify revenue streams and strengthen liquidity"

    AKA steal your money with hidden fees on top of fees and then sell your zombie debt to a subsidiary for a loss to mask profits. Maybe as a new CZDO they can bundle and market to retirees along with reverse mortgages and high fee sub par rate annuities.

    Oh, and the "strengthen liquidity" bit means take your savings to Vegas. Just kidding, they hit Atlantic City by chopper. Flights are for Macaw.

  • by __aaclcg7560 ( 824291 ) on Monday April 25, 2016 @10:11PM (#51987157)
    I moved my money out before the account got transferred from GE Capital to Goldman Sachs. I'm not sure if I will return the money to this account. I don't like my savings being used by the same corporation that was responsible for the Great Recession.
    • ... the same corporation that was responsible for the Great Recession.

      GS did not cause the Great Recession. If more banks had done what GS had done, the recession would have happened sooner, and been more mild. Blaming short sellers for crashes is like blaming storms on the weathervane.

      • Re: (Score:1, Troll)

        Blaming short sellers for crashes is like blaming storms on the weathervane.

        Let's focus on the short sellers. Pay no attention to the sucking sound from Goldman Sachs in the background.

        The first thing you need to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money. In fact, the history of the recent financial crisis, which doubles as a history of the rapid decline and fall of the suddenly swindled dry American empire, reads like a Who's Who of Goldman Sachs graduates.

        http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-great-american-bubble-machine-20100405 [rollingstone.com]

      • Goldman didn't look good in the movie the Big Short.

        MIchael Burry, the fund manager who "discovered" how bad mortgage backed bonds were due to poor lending practices, bought hedges against these bonds from Goldman to the tune of at least a hundred million dollars. They thought he was an idiot and sold them willingly.

        Yet when the default rate skyrocketed and should have made the hedges he bought greatly increase in value they kept acting like the hedges hadn't increased in value, basically ignoring the defa

  • I'd be looking at the fine print as far as taxation goes before parking any money there.

    • by Sarlok ( 144969 )
      Here's the IRS page on the issue. [irs.gov] Basically you won't owe any US tax on interest income as long as you don't work in the US or have other business interests in the US. However, since 2013 all US banks are required to report accounts of foreign nationals to the IRS if their country has an information sharing agreement with the US. This is not really for the IRS to tax you, but rather for the IRS to report your income to your home country so you can't hide US income from your country. See this page [artiopartners.com] for mo
    • I'm an aussie that lives/works in the US.

      I get like 4% interest in my NZ bank account, so..... whatever GS?

      • Victorian who lives in Victoria - I think my online saver still gets 3%, down from 6% before the GFC :(

        I wasn't thinking about the interest rate, more the AUD/USD conversion. When our dollars were at parity a few years ago I took a vacation to CDN/USA. If our currency did head upwards again I wondered about buying a hundred Benjamins for my next trip. i.e. lock in $10,000 at 90c and live well for a couple of months even if our own currency plummets back to 60c. (Also useful for countries where the US dollar

  • They also believed Greece would be an economic powerhouse - at least that's what they told Greece when Goldman Sachs offered to manage some money for them. Guess how that turned out?
    I'd even trust Bitcoin before Goldman Sachs - ok that's going a bit far, but what Goldman Sachs say is often very different to what they do.
  • In other news from the multinational banking firm, Goldman Sachs believes virtual-reality and augmented-reality

    I went to the Hitachi stand at a show in 1988 and tried out their 3D goggles - they believed virtual reality was the future and they have actually done something over the years to make it happen. Goldman Sachs on the other hand are predicting it after it's already in video game consoles FFS!

  • feed the big one's again... Go to your local Credit Union and leave your $$'s near where you live!

  • Virtual reality's all well and good if you're just sitting around, but I'd say the real potential is in augmented reality. AR lets you stay mobile, and I think people are becoming increasingly accustomed to mobility.
    • by skids ( 119237 )

      Really? Personally, I've found the more advanced tech gets, the less reason there is to leave my chair.

  • Here is a great video of how the new bank will work...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DT7bX-B1Mg
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]

    I'm honestly surprised nobody posted it before.

  • We have Indian casinos nearby. /sarc?

  • Something for those 323,995,528 * 0,99 = 320,755,573 million temporarily embarrassed millionaires to aspire to. <--- That was sarcasm.
  • Where values of anyone are restricted to people in the USA....

    Note: Account Owners must be at least 18 years old and must be a U.S. citizen or legal resident.

  • GS:

    Anyone with an internet connection and a dollar can join.

    Aaand it's gone...

  • What could possible go wrong?

    It's not like they haven't coughed to actively and willfully screwing investors for their own gain. Oh wait...

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