McDonald's 'Make Burger History' Site Hijacked With Offensive Burger Ideas (stuff.co.nz) 192
An anonymous reader quotes a report from Stuff.co.nz: McDonald's New Zealand has been left with egg on its face after a raft of bad-taste burger suggestions customers forced it to quickly take down its new design-your-own-burger website. The company launched its "Make Burger History" site this week, as part of a new promotion where customers can "build your own unique burger" and get free fries and a medium soft drink. "Just come in to a participating 'Create Your Taste' McDonald's and order your Creation at the self ordering kiosk," McDonald's promised. But its failure to consider what pranksters might dream up online has left the company red-faced, with the website overrun by racist, homophobic and otherwise offensive suggestions. The page now redirects to the McDonald's homepage. The burger concepts ranged from the mild, such as "Bag of Lettuce" (literally just a pile of lettuce leaves) and "The Carbonator" (seven burger buns, no filling), to X-rated, including "Girth" (a stack of seven undressed burger patties) and "Ron's Creamy Surprise" (a pile of mayonnaise, best left unexplained). But many went totally tasteless, creating burgers with names like "Mosque at Ground-Zero," "Rektal Prolapse" and "Toddler Body Bag," some of which ended up on the website's front page before it was shut down entirely overnight.
Damn (Score:5, Funny)
Sometimes I miss out on all of the fun.
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Aaaand the channers got another one (Score:4, Insightful)
How many times is this going to happen before corporations realise if you give people the chance to publish the names of something they'll come up with shit like "Hitler did nothing wrong" and "Fapple".
Re:Aaaand the channers got another one (Score:5, Funny)
In the spirit of Boaty McBoatface, why not "Ronald McDonald"? ...... oh, wait
Re:Aaaand the channers got another one (Score:4, Funny)
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I happen to be in Brighton, UK right now. No top hats and monocles. Lots of bikinis and hot pants, though.
Well, ya gotta display those pasty rolls of white dough somehow.
I'll just leave people with that image for awhile...
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Yesterday I saw a bare back without any tattoos.
No way. Not in Brighton. Are you sure you hadn't wandered all the way to Worthing?
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In the spirit of Boaty McBoatface, why not "Ronald McDonald"? ...... oh, wait
The "R" sound is difficult for Japanese people to pronounce, so In Japan, he is known as Donald McDonald. [wikipedia.org]
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Can you get a "Fapple" without the mayonnaise? Or is that just not possible?
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Sure, but it's just a sausage with no bun, condiments, napkins or utensils. You're pretty much stuck just holding it in your bare hands.
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If you really want to crash the computer, just order a quarter *pounder* (eww, gross!) without cheese. They can't find the button on the keypad. May as well send everybody home for the night.
Lol, I did that just the other night and got a vacuous blank stare, almost as if I'd asked them to "spread gold leaf on the burger and have it brought to my table on the back of a Nubian slave."
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I wonder how Nintendo does it? On the WiiU you can see other people's drawings and I've yet to see a penis. In fact most drawings are pretty good and tasteful.
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How many times is this going to happen before corporations realise if you give people the chance to publish the names of something they'll come up with shit like "Hitler did nothing wrong" and "Fapple".
I'd guess about a hundred million kabillion plus two times infinity.
Corporations regularly come up with these "brilliant" ideas, only to find out that there are people in this world who basically live for this kind of mischief, grief, and trolling.
Paradox (Score:4, Funny)
I revile hatred and bigotry. Yet I love the internet.
How can these both be true? Oh internet, you are a sweet sweet mystery.
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if you don't hate anyone you're no good
bigotry? do you have bigotry against ISIS? nazis? producers of child porn? I hope you have some bigotry for various groups of humans
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you don't dislike the guy that hacks head off screaming victim for religious reason? hmmm. I hate him.
Re:Paradox (Score:4, Insightful)
Remember Manson and Jim Jones both tried to put the blame on Jesus.
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Strange, I thought it was hating the headscarf because it's a means of coercive punishment going as far as wearing a full bodybag in those countries on the other side of the world that like hacking peoples heads off while he states it's for religious reasons and the imams and madrassas tech that it's for religious reasons.
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Strange, I thought it was hating the headscarf because it's a means of coercive punishment
All headscarves are evil and unpatriotic. See, for example:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix... [dailymail.co.uk]
Re:Paradox (Score:4, Interesting)
Until school girls from a muslim background start to be pressured into wearing them because otherwise they are "whores" and are attacked both verbally and physically by their fellow pupils. It's one of the main reasons headscarfs are forbidden in many Belgian schools. It was becoming a de facto obligation for many of the girls in areas with lots of muslims.
That is the danger of head scarfs. I know there are some misguided women who wear it as a personal choice because they are so proud to believe in their particular version of the Imaginary Superbeing, feeling the need to show everybody how much better they are because of that, and are somehow oblivious to how it is used to oppress women in many parts of the world. But for many it's not a choice at all, and that's what's wrong with it.
Re:Paradox (Score:5, Insightful)
I know there are some misguided women who wear it as a personal choice because they are so proud to believe in their particular version of the Imaginary Superbeing, feeling the need to show everybody how much better they are because of that, and are somehow oblivious to how it is used to oppress women in many parts of the world. But for many it's not a choice at all, and that's what's wrong with it.
Is it really a choice when if you don't wear the right clothes your brother may strangle you and brag about it?
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Head scarfs aren't really all that exotic, if perhaps just largely outdated. All sorts of other non-Muslim religions had variations (nuns for example), and societies, and if you look into the not so distant past, it was pretty common place (bonnets for example), if you look at a lot of old timey photos you will see them pretty commonly on women. It was just a more puritan time for many cultures around the world (perhaps even just a device women used with little access to hair product and hygiene now enjoyed
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I'm a man, I'm not islamic but I want to wear a burka that fully covers me. I wish I could get around town completely anonymous and out of the gaze of cameras. If it's good enough for islamic women to go around wearing one why can't I?
I know I would look hot in a burka because I have a great ass. I'd prefer it if it was all white though because of the heat, but I'm not sure how it would go down showing up at my friends place in a pseudo KKK outfit.
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... I'd prefer it if it was all white though because of the heat, ...
You do realise that they wear black because it's cooler? I thought not. The heat on the loose fabric creates convective air currents that bring in cool(er) air from below.
Personally I have no negative views about any clothing except when it's used as a declaration that the wearer is better (in any way) than anyone else. Unfortunately many clothes are worn with that as a goal, be it religious (I'll be in heaven - you'll be in hell) or wealth (you are pond-life for not being able to afford clothes like this)
Re:Paradox (Score:4, Interesting)
"But for many it's not a choice at all, and that's what's wrong with it."
*citation of your novel definition of "choice" required
Women being beaten or stoned for not wearing the correct clothes?
Or, in my own country (Belgium), being called whores and sexually assaulted?
It's not a choice if your family or friends make you under the threat of violence.
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Hate the people who are coercive, not the people who wear it. They might be doing it due to personal choice and free will...
Some may, others don't. Look for images and videos of Iran before 1979 and look at Iran today. Do you really think ALL of those people suddenly 'chose' to dress like that out of their own free will? It's a bit like freely choosing to believe the Earth is at the center and the Sun revolves around it in Medieval Europe.
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Yes, but you're an idiot. And a bigot. Funny how that often correlates.
Gotcha. Facts hurt your feelings, and in turn a person is bigot for pointing out something factual that also hurts your feelings. Looks like we found the left wing regressive.
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That's it!
A Manson and Jim Jones Jesus burger! Two cooked patties with a raw patty in the middle covered in tomato sauce and held together with a nail in a serving board.
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Essentially what you saying is everything that happened in the past is ok to happen ag
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My Kingdom for some modpoints
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Hatred and bigotry? No.
What is more likely: A skinhead homophobe goes to a junk-food website to express his rage, or a 14yo kid is yanking your chain for fun?
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Can you perhaps take joy in your own hate, or some of the causes of hate?
Did any part of Inglourious Basterds amuse you? If so, then look: joy.
Imagine you're watching pretty much any of today's comedy TV shows. They do a bit on Trump, by showing part of one of his speeches. Is it not funny? Look, there it is again: joy.
Imagine you're reading Order of the Stick. Xykon, a totally deplorable character that you have to hate if you immerse yourself into th
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I revile hatred and bigotry. Yet I love the internet.
How can these both be true? Oh internet, you are a sweet sweet mystery.
Its called being irreverent.
For the most part the internet is very irreverent, even if the people who post the name "McGoebbels" are serious (and seriously messed up in the head) the internet refuses to take them seriously. Their act of hate and bigotry becomes an act to laugh at, rather than to revile.
I regularly call my brother in law a cunt. Usually being called that is pretty offensive but we both know we're not being serious about the entire thing. Whether something is humorous or bigoted depends
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As opposed to the corporate connected felon who will CERTAINLY get us nuked, and nuke a few countries of her own just to show she can?
After all, between Trump and Hillary, only Hillary has actually started any wars.
I don't know, Trump is the one who is openly advocating nuclear weapon proliferation in southeast Asia, which may actually be the very worst political idea I've heard yet in my 40 years.
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Give it a month and he'll say something worse.
If he actually gets in don't worry about him because he's all talk. Carefully watch those around him. Cheney got up to all kinds of mischief due to there being a weak President that wanted a title but didn't want to actually do the job.
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He also said he wouldn't rule out using nuclear weapons in Europe. Literally hard to imagine anything worse than that. I mean I seriously cannot think of anything a US President could possibly do that would be worse than using nuclear weapons in Europe. Would he actually do it? Probably not, but I don't know that he could say anything worse.
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He has also said that he would never take options off the table and wouldn't telegraph our reactions and responses. He said the current tell everyone before doing it and bragging about it afterwards gives the enemy too much information. So of course he wouldn't rule anything out because doing so would be ignoring that self imposed principle.
Now you be worried because he didn't allow himself to get painted into a corner and walk his other position back or you can just see it for what it is and not pretend t
Clueless negotiating (Score:2)
He has also said that he would never take options off the table and wouldn't telegraph our reactions and responses.
Which means he's an idiot negotiator if he's never willing to do those things. Sometimes it's useful to hint what our reactions might be. Sometimes it's useful to reassure people that you aren't going to cause Armageddon. People tend to be touchy about their continued existence if they perceive you as a threat to it. Pretty stupid position from someone who styles themselves a genius deal maker.
So of course he wouldn't rule anything out because doing so would be ignoring that self imposed principle.
He wouldn't rule anything out because the man is an imbecile as is anyone who seriously thinks he is fit for pu
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Yes, he must be an idiot because i can totally see the utility functions of saying no ground troops but don't cause problems and red lines that seem to be on wheels and reset buttons that guarantees no retaliation for Putin's aggression. I can completely understand the utility functions of saying we are going to withdraw troops by a certain date so all the opposition has to do is wait it out. The problem is that I cannot see how that helps the U.S..
Trump scares me as president but Hillary does even more so.
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I'm pretty sure every president since the US has had nuclear weapons stockpiled has been the commander of a military that has nuclear weapons ready to launch on short notice aimed at Europe (especially the Russian part). Clearly they didn't rule it out either.
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I don't think he was talking about Russia.
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But your claim was just Europe, which clearly is a location all US Presidents have not ruled out using nuclear weapons in since it was an option.
Also, using nuclear weapons against a soviet tank invasion of western Europe was clearly on the table for NATO during the cold war, which would have been using nuclear weapons in Germany.
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And that would have been absolutely horrifying. Destroy Europe to keep Russia from taking it over. Again, hard to think of anything worse than that.
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I don't know, Trump is the one who is openly advocating nuclear weapon proliferation in southeast Asia, which may actually be the very worst political idea I've heard yet in my 40 years.
No it's a good idea. Especially if you have never lived there, or have no family there that keeps you abreast of what's going on. MAD stopped the USSR and the US from destroying the world, China is a belligerent and has nuclear weapons. Other countries that are 1st world or somewhere between 3rd world and 1st don't have any. On top of that China has used it's ability to act in a unilateral manner because their neighbors don't have the ability to project their own power and secure their own national terr
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who will CERTAINLY get us nuked
Overdramatic much?
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http://www.johnsonweld.com/ [johnsonweld.com]
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Here is the thing.
Republicans have spent hundreds of millions of public tax dollars trying to prove hillary guilty of anything.
They can't do it. You can't call her a felon until she has been found guilty in a court of law.
Does that make hillary fit to be president? not in the least bit. but she isn't guilty of the crimes you think she is.
Al Capone, couldn't cover up his crimes the way republicans think hillary has. Hillary is the best con woman, The best mafia boss, to ever exist because no one can use e
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They can't charge her because if they do 30 republicans have to go to jail with her because they are doing the same thing RIGHT NOW.
Sounds like a good deal. Where do I sign up?
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As opposed to the corporate connected felon who will CERTAINLY get us nuked, and nuke a few countries of her own just to show she can?
You guys say that as if it were a bad thing.
Wiping out a substantial part of the top of the food chain is an evolutionary good thing, long term. Similar for regional mutation spikes.
Water in particular has been neglected and shielded for catastrophes, and we still have ancient stagnant species like shark and crocodiles at the top. With more cataclysmic events, we might have had shark and crocs with intelligence to stalk you and arms to hold you. Or perhaps octopodes might crawl to the top again. Who kno
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yet again, a burger article is transformed into a rant about trump/hillary
Take two really orange looking buns, fill it with a dry chicken fillet, a pork fillet lots of uncooked onions, smear it with butter and then force everyone to eat it. Served cold.
It's a Hillary McTrump.
In Kiwi speak... (Score:5, Funny)
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...I would've just created a "Fullet'o'Fush" and "Chups".
un sex chickun nugguts.
Mean as brew.
AI takin our jerbs! Or at least Tay. (Score:3)
It's one thing to run a promotion like this, but to post things for public consumption before they can be vetted is just idiotic. It's almost like they hired Tay to do their PR.
Re:AI takin our jerbs! Or at least Tay. (Score:5, Funny)
It's almost like they hired Tay to do their PR.
Tay was too busy submitting new burger ideas.
Weedlord Bonerhitler approves (Score:3)
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The First Commandment of Social Media (Score:2, Funny)
"Ask the internet, and ye shall receive that which you did not expect"
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Tasteless (Score:3, Funny)
Archive of screenshots (Score:3, Informative)
Examples: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mcdonald-s-create-your-taste/photos
Brilliant (Score:2)
"Toddler Body Bag"
That's my new band name.
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BMO
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Sounds like a song title from Infant Annihilator.
Make Pronunciation History (Score:2)
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That's why we can't have nice things.
Hope for Humanity (Score:2)
When I see some of the things people come up with to disparage something like McDonalds, I actually get a glimmer of hope for humanity.
Re:How would anyone be able to tell? (Score:5, Informative)
You could do the same thing with your own homemade burger and homemade bun IF you used sufficient salt in the burger and bun (which McD's has plenty) and then put into dry storage
Woman in Arizona did the same thing.
The disgust is your imagination. Salted things in barrels were standard on ships taking long journeys before refrigeration.
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Pleonasm. Nice. I found that in a dictionary once, and only remembered it because it's a humorously redundant word for "redundant." Never seen anyone else use it.
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Pleonasm. Nice. I found that in a dictionary once, and only remembered it because it's a humorously redundant word for "redundant."
I used to refer to an excessively large number of redundantisms as a "neoplastic pleonasm." (try saying that fast 5 times)
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"New plastic lien as him New plastic Liam has a new plastic ..." says my text-to-speech interpreter.
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You really only need the dry storage. Bread is very good at this as long as it's dry weather and you kept the mold off while it still had moisture. Meat is more difficult to get to last but the same principle applies.
Re:How would anyone be able to tell? (Score:4, Informative)
No, "excessive" salt doesn't bother most people, that's a fallacy, no correlation between high blood pressure and sodium in diet for normal people.
Re:How would anyone be able to tell? (Score:4, Informative)
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This is the part where you discover that eating lots of fat is also not bad or not as bad as they think. The studies have been coming hot and heavy on that one too, and it seems that hypertension is more directly related to our new lifestyle. This is echoed in other societies where they've followed the same path. One of the more interesting cases is southern okinawa, where the same is happening. People think it's the food and that's part of it, the other part is because the kids and middle-aged adults a
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Seems simple enough: fat people are fat because they eat too much fat. Until you ask yourself the question how cows get fat. Now it turns out that certain amounts of fat in our diet are actually quite healthy, and much better than all the synthetic stuff we've been replacing fat with. Butter is healthier than margarine, who would have thunk? Sugar is the new culprit now, until the next study comes along.
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Hell, one time I got an ass chewing from my doctor for not having *enough* salt in my blood.
Re:How would anyone be able to tell? (Score:5, Funny)
Hell, one time I got an ass chewing from my doctor for not having *enough* salt in my blood.
That's quite an...unusual...way of testing for salt in the diet.
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And we all know how bad excessive salt is.
Everyone but you.
Putting enough salt into bread buns to keep them from going mouldy, and enough hfcs to isguise the saltiness, is disgusting.
On a scale from 0 to vomit, the buns at McDeeznutz are not even vaguely close to the chicken nuggets, which dissolve into a pile of froth, seafoam, and chicken paste if you don't cook them.
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Putting enough salt into bread buns to keep them from going mouldy, and enough hfcs to isguise the saltiness, is disgusting.
Actually bread has tons of salt in it because plain, unflavoured grain is pretty darn tasteless. It also affects the gluten. Making a loaf of bread without salt and not having it comeout as a bland slab is much more difficult than with using salt.
Artesanal bread has tons of salt in it.
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You know how jerky is made? You take meat, cut it into slices, then let it dry (sometimes with salt, but you can do it without IIRC if you raise the temperature a bit so it dries faster). Same with breadcrumbs: you take slices of bread, and let it sit on the counter, separated so they can dry quicker (before mold has a chance to form), and then crumble the dried bread. That's all that happened: they made McDonald's jerky and dried bread. There's probably a bit of mold near the center of the burger, where it
Re:How would anyone be able to tell? (Score:5, Informative)
How would anyone be able to tell? What can be more disgusting than a McDonalds hamburger and fries that looks the same after 6 years [today.com]?
A regular hamburger made from fresh ingredients from the store will exhibit the same behaviour. The key is that the beef is thin, well cooked (i.e. sterile), and that it rapidly loses moisture. So this is natural.
http://www.snopes.com/six-year... [snopes.com]
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Re:Anyone got a list? (Score:5, Informative)
ID: 92264 - name of burger: CHEEKY NAN DOS - By Edwardmilliband J
ID: 92269 - name of burger: THE COSBY SPECIAL - By John L
ID: 92277 - name of burger: DINO COLORING BOOK - By Tim L
ID: 92279 - name of burger: DONT RETURN DEVOLUTION - By Pop K
ID: 92280 - name of burger: THE CLINTON SPECIAL - By Bill C
ID: 92285 - name of burger: FROG FRACTIONS TWO - By Evil L
ID: 92286 - name of burger: SHREKS SWAMP - By Shrek S
ID: 92289 - name of burger: TRIPLE MAYO SALAD - By Shane M
ID: 92294 - name of burger: THE RUNS - By Donnie T
ID: 92308 - name of burger: DAS DRITTE REICH - By Joseph G
ID: 92309 - name of burger: CHRIS CHAN SPECIAL - By Chris C
ID: 92313 - name of burger: REAL BURGER HOURS - By Shlomo S
ID: 92316 - name of burger: BEHUHUHU THE RUB HVE - By Ambien I
ID: 92318 - name of burger: GROIDSLAYVEN - By Analus E
ID: 92322 - name of burger: SHILLARY PRISON BURGER - By Neogafshit N
ID: 92332 - name of burger: EVILORE RPED A GIRL - By Its T
ID: 92345 - name of burger: ITS NOT MAYO - By Ronald M
ID: 92352 - name of burger: MELANIA WHOPER - By Michelle O
ID: 92355 - name of burger: THE CARBONATOR - By Alex W
ID: 92359 - name of burger: ZE HARAM - By Adolfus H
ID: 92365 - name of burger: THIRTY DOLLAR ITALIAN - By Evil L
ID: 92370 - name of burger: SYRIAN SUPRISE - By Op A
ID: 92379 - name of burger: JUST BRIEZY - By Alsoneogaf I
ID: 92387 - name of burger: A SU MADRE - By Eder B
ID: 92389 - name of burger: HAWAIIAN CREAM - By Brent C
ID: 92390 - name of burger: VOAT NEOFAC SUB - By Angluserrare S
ID: 92391 - name of burger: MR MIMEWICH - By Jin X
ID: 92392 - name of burger: BIG AZZ SANDWICH - By Jerry S
ID: 92395 - name of burger: THE BISH BAN BURGER - By Xbannedgafferfubishes N
ID: 92396 - name of burger: ANITA SARKEESIAN - By Gamergate G
ID: 92398 - name of burger: THE BLOODY BATCAVE - By Dasd D
ID: 92400 - name of burger: REAPER - By Arrus D
ID: 92403 - name of burger: THE SLAV BRO - By Polishplumb R
ID: 92408 - name of burger: MY WAIFU - By Hug H
ID: 92414 - name of burger: MAKSTRUGGLE - By Jamaal B
ID: 92416 - name of burger: STRUGGLE MEAL - By Amapizza I
ID: 92422 - name of burger: BLAME SPACE IS TRASH - By Time D
ID: 92424 - name of burger: WHITELIVESMATTER - By Xvfgs D
ID: 92426 - name of burger: THE WELSH MOUTHFULL - By Mark P
ID: 92443 - name of burger: EVOLUTIONION - By Shane M
ID: 92444 - name of burger: DOUBLE EATSALOT - By Daniel M
ID: 92453 - name of burger: NOT TONIGHT - By Charles E
ID: 92456 - name of burger: FRANKFURTER - By Andy T
ID: 92459 - name of burger: YOLOCAUST DENIAL - By Fourchanpol S
ID: 92461 - name of burger: HITLA DID NOTHIN RONG - By Robby D
ID: 92462 - name of burger: MOANA - By Jacqueline M
ID: 92466 - name of burger: WEAD FILE - By Weed F
ID: 92468 - name of burger: THE MUSLIM DRIVER - By Allahu A
ID: 92477 - name of burger: THE TRAYVON MARTIN - By Bradley K
ID: 92478 - name of burger: LIKE FAHTHER LIKE SON - By Azure D
ID: 92481 - name of burger: CERVICAL PROLAPSE - By Fran K
ID: 92487 - name of burger: ISLAM - By Igor A
ID: 92491 - name of burger: MAKMESS WITH EGG - By Will S
ID: 92494 - name of burger: MOHAMMEDTROUMP CHOCKER - By Mohammed T
ID: 92495 - name of burger: ISLAM SPECIAL - By Asdfgsdg S
ID: 92507 - name of burger: THE KITCHEN SINK - By John S
ID: 92511 - name of burger: THE KEITH MEAD - By Keith M
ID: 92531 - name of burger: WEW LAD - By Fil D
ID: 92532 - name of burger: LETTUCE SURPRISE - By Bradley K
ID: 92536 - name of burger: BIG BOY JR - By Ronald M
ID: 92538 - name of burger: THE SHAUN KING BURGER - By Bld M
ID: 92542 - name of burger: THE LONDONISTAN - By Muslimmayor S
ID: 92543 - name of burger: NAINE ELEVEN BEST DAY - By Adolf K
ID: 92545 - name of burger: BESADA SNACK - By Donaldj T
ID: 92547 - name of burger: MY BREAKFAST - By Struggle M
ID: 92552 - name of burger: DINDU NUFFIN - By Bradley K
ID: 92553 - name of burger: VEGAN POETRY - By V M
ID: 92561 - name of bur
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I think Evolutionion is my new band name.
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I'm sure whoever suggested that idea is now being reassigned somewhere else in the corp.. as a burger flipper.
You have no experience with corporations, I see.
There's this principle called "success by fiat". The experiment will be declared a success, and that it's now time to move on.
The guys who did the actual implementation work against their objections get no bonuses this year, while their bosses get their quota too.
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McDonalds is being mentioned on slashdot and likely numerous other places seen by people who might then get a burger for lunch/dinner. They didn't have to say anything racist or homophobic or whatever evil trigger it is this week and can instead blame the evil white supremacists on the internet while still getting all the publicity.
I'm not sure "by fiat" is necessary.
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Is there actual pork in the McRib?
In the same way that there's actual beef in a hot dog, sure. The McRib is reconstituted pork pressed into a pork shape, they could make it out of pig lips and assholes just like a sausage and you'd never know.
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