Silicon Valley's $400 Juicer May Be Feeling the Squeeze (bloomberg.com) 359
An anonymous reader shares a Bloomberg report: One of the most lavishly funded gadget startups in Silicon Valley last year was Juicero Inc. It makes a juice machine. The product was an unlikely pick for top technology investors, but they were drawn to the idea of an internet-connected device that transforms single-serving packets of chopped fruits and vegetables into a refreshing and healthy beverage. Doug Evans, the company's founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force -- "enough to lift two Teslas," he said. Google's venture capital arm and other backers poured about $120 million into the startup. Juicero sells the machine for $400, plus the cost of individual juice packs delivered weekly. But after the product hit the market, some investors were surprised to discover a much cheaper alternative: You can squeeze the Juicero bags with your bare hands. Two backers said the final device was bulkier than what was originally pitched and that they were puzzled to find that customers could achieve similar results without it.
Not what I expected (Score:5, Insightful)
Here I thought you would stick fruit containers in it, and it would pulp them up. But using bags of... juice? Did no one along the line wonder what the device was actually for?
Re:Not what I expected (Score:5, Insightful)
Or even better, you could just eat the fruit. Not so messy, more fiber and better filling.
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Sounds like you have a relatively unusual issue. For most of the human race, a reasonable amount of fiber (with enough liquid consumption) helps to promote digestive transit time and softens stool. If what you say is true, though, you have my sympathies for the problems it sounds like it causes you.
I have a 2-3 week travel time. Bowel movements about 1 pound (fist-sized) occur every 18-26 days.
Are you serious? Do you eat food daily? Are you on some sort of strange liquid-only diet?
Sounds like "dietary fiber sensitivity" is a thing but nobody wants to claim you can overdose on fiber.
I don't think any reasonable dietician or doctor would say you can't "overdose on fiber." But it's so incredibly rare
Silicon Valley is all about "What the fuck?!" (Score:3, Insightful)
Silicon Valley is one of the weirdest places you can visit on Earth.
Strange things happen when you take naive, out-of-touch leftists and then give them huge amounts of money that they didn't really earn in any meaningful way.
For example, you end up with a city like San Francisco that's supposedly "liberal" and has immense financial wealth, yet it also has the highest concentration of homeless in America. What's worse, they aren't just homeless, but they act in the most uncivilized ways possible. They urinat
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SF != SI valley
Geographically close.
There are a few companies in the new generation that have setup in SF, but it's not SanJose.
Re:Silicon Valley is all about "What the fuck?!" (Score:5, Insightful)
Strange things happen when you take naive, out-of-touch leftists and then give them huge amounts of money that they didn't really earn in any meaningful way.
And then they become Republicans.
When visitors come to Silicon Valley, one of the first things they notice is that they're saying "What the fuck?!" to themselves constantly.
Silicon Valley != San Francisco
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And then they become Republicans.
There are about as many Republicans in CA as there are pink unicorns with gold plated horns. Which explains why the last senate elections was between TWO DEMOCRATS, rather than the (D) vs (R) that one has everywhere else
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There are about as many Republicans in CA as there are pink unicorns with gold plated horns.
While the CA Republicans have more in common with the endangered spotted owl than 1/10th of the US population. Republican fundraisers still swing by to pick up checks from Silicon Valley companies..
Stock for stock and dollar for dollar, Silicon Valley companies give more political donations to Republicans than Democrats, and are more likely to have right-leaning stockholders to boot, according to a new report by news site The Daily Dot. This runs contrary to Silicon Valley's reputation as waving the banner of American liberalism but the numbers don't lie.
http://www.businessinsider.com/silicon-valley-gives-more-to-republicans-than-democrats-2015-3 [businessinsider.com]
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Um, no. There is no WTF in the flyover states. But there is a lot of WTH, as in WTH are you doing here. Get back on the plane and go back to your big cities, your crime, your crazy housing prices, your traffic, your pollution, your starless night skies and don't come back here with your snotty, better than everyone else attitude. Life is just fine without your kind wandering around our neighborhoods.
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The key is to get Gwyneth Paltrow to tell her followers that this thing is the most awesome device ever created: http://goop.com/the-coolest-in... [goop.com]
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Here I thought you would stick fruit containers in it, and it would pulp them up. But using bags of... juice? Did no one along the line wonder what the device was actually for?
It's hidden down in the article text; the bags of juice are sold only to people who bought the bag squeezer machine (I can't bring myself to call it a juicer) for $400. Brilliant if you can get enough people to buy in to that model.
Reminds me of the Pico Brewer (Score:2)
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Or you can use the $1000 to go buy beer off the shelf.
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I kind of liked home brewing. But home bottle sterilizing was a fucking bore.
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If you are going to homebrew in any significant volume, you just have to move to a kegging system. Bottles are awful, but kegs (and fridge and a co2 rig) are a significant extra expense in what is otherwise a fairly inexpensive hobby.
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That's why I started kegging after a couple or three years. Sanitizing the bottles wasn't too bad (a trip through the dishwasher would suffice, either with heated drying or (if available) the sanitizing option enabled), but it's much easier and faster to fill one keg than 50+ bottles. You can also dry-hop in a keg.
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Pico Brew has always struck me as a machine for a professional brewer that wants to make very specific test batches quickly with the ability to reproduce them ad hoc. In particular if you have other duties and don't want to babysit. But for a $1000 you can get several all grain systems that make full 5 gallon batches. They are not as automated as the PICO brew but I'm looking at quantity, not fully automated.
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That depends on which one. The original Zymatic is what you described, and was interesting in that you could easily control temperature at the different stages so it was reproducible and you could try small tweaks and see what happens.
They also make a different machine that use a pod like system. I'm not sure how easy it is to run your own recipes with it as I didn't bother following it.
Heard this before ... (Score:5, Funny)
... some investors were surprised to discover a much cheaper alternative: You can squeeze the Juicero bags with your bare hands. Two backers said the final device was bulkier than what was originally pitched and that they were puzzled to find that customers could achieve similar results without it.
Re:Heard this before ... (Score:5, Funny)
The person that succeeds in the subscription model for fapping will be rich beyond imagining.
Geez, the moronics floweth (Score:2)
...were drawn to the idea of an internet-connected device that transforms...
...Plants into juice. You absolutely can't compete in the 'juicer space" without internet connectivity; I wonder WTF their competitors were even thinking...
Re:Geez, the moronics floweth (Score:5, Insightful)
This article and the recent ones about Tilt makes me thing that these "investors" decide where to invest almost entirely based on how dynamic and likable the pitchman is, nothing else.
As for this juicer, you can buy frozen fruit at Costco and juice or make smoothies for pennies on the dollar of this product. But too any good juice or smoothie is just too sweet to be healthy in the first place. Another "health food" gimmick as are almost all of these diets, supplements, programs and devices.
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I wonder WTF their competitors were even thinking...
I think one of their competitors was thinking "will it blend?".
I wonder if you can get bags of pre-chopped iPads for the juciero so it can compete with the Blendtec.
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'Cardiovascular russian roulette' is the most popular extreme sport in the world.
neither healthy or refreshing (Score:2)
Re:neither healthy or refreshing (Score:5, Funny)
Juice from an IV bag.... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Juice from an IV bag.... (Score:4, Insightful)
Thankfully stories like this are a sign that serious air is coming out of the startup bubble. The fervor from just 2-3 years ago has settled down, and now you see at least a little more skepticism when someone pitches iToast type BS.
At this point anything "internet connected" or controlled by an app has lower value to me. I want simple crap that works, with REAL buttons/knobs, can't get malware, doesn't require constant updates, can't get "orphaned". Less is more.
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I really can't see a need for anything in my house to be Internet connected. Now, locally networked without the ability to route traffic to or from the rest of the world? Sure, there are things that might be interesting to network if it was inexpensive enough to do, maintenance-free, easy to set up, and wouldn't cripple the device if the connectivity portion failed.
Think about a fridge that constantly reports to a home monitoring appliance so it can give energy usage stats, maybe to let you know the door
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During the first dotcom, I thought the toaster that printed a weather map on the toast was actually one of the better ideas. But that was before ubiquitous smartphones.
Re:Juice from an IV bag.... (Score:5, Funny)
During the first dotcom, I thought the toaster that printed a weather map on the toast was actually one of the better ideas.
Toasty with a chance of butter?
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Let's define terms here (Score:5, Insightful)
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Maybe they can sell it to garages to lift up Teslas ?
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All it's doing is squeezing already made juice out of a fancy bag.
All a regular juicer does is squeeze already-made juice out of a fruit, so...
Re:Let's define terms here (Score:4, Interesting)
The bags are not filled with juice, they are filled with pre-chopped fruit and/or vegetable pieces. Or at least that's the idea behind the bags. I have a little difficulty believing that you could hand squeeze vegetables as effectively as a machine, but fruit should be easy enough.
But at $5-8 per bag, a $400 machine or one to two minutes of hand squeezing I don't really find this compelling. I'm sure the juice is delicious but it costs more than I spend on my whole lunch.
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I decided to do a bit of searching, and found this detailed article which has some photos of the contents inside the pouches:
http://www.businessinsider.com... [businessinsider.com]
So it contains "chopped" vegetables, but it's actually already pretty finely shredded for the greens. It looks like the fruit chunks are a bit bigger in size. So this is not fully juiced, but it's about halfway there.
'Jucers' are a meme (Score:5, Insightful)
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'Jucers'
I'd like to take a moment to express how much I HATE, HATE HATE the keyboard on this gods-be-damned Lenovo notebook they stuck me with at my job. :-(
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A blended juice/smoothie gives you the whole fruit.
You're still likely to overconsume it, compared to chewing the whole fruit. You can juice 4 apples into a single beverage that you can drink in 15 seconds, but eat a single apple, and you probably had enough.
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You want to eat healthier and be healthier? Eat whole fruits and vegetables instead.
And no need to go crazy on the fruit either, since most fruit is very high on sugar, and low on nutrients.
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And no need to go crazy on the fruit either, since most fruit is very high on sugar, and low on nutrients.
I wouldn't exactly say it's "low on nutrients," and the amount of sugar depends on the fruit. And part of the issue is how we tend to define "fruit" which is not a botanical definition but one seemingly mostly based on sweetness. If you include the varieties of botanical fruits (from cucumbers to peapods), "fruits" in general have a great variety of nutrients and aren't necessarily very sweet. And a lot of how your body processes the sugar has to do with what else you consume with it. A whole fruit at l
Re:'Jucers' are a meme (Score:4, Insightful)
People don't want to choke down 2 raw carrots and a cup of kale every day when they can slam it with some apple juice in one gulp.
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People don't want to choke down 2 raw carrots and a cup of kale every day when they can slam it with some apple juice in one gulp.
Yeah, that "with some apple juice" part bugs me. It drives me a little nuts when you see those expensive "juice blends" sold at the store claiming to be full of veggies and labeled "green goodness" or "green goddess" or whatever.
Except a lot of times there's mostly high sugar apple or pear juice or whatever.
I get that most people like sweet stuff compared to savory stuff. But I think a lot of that is cultural conditioning. Stop eating a lot of products with added sugar for a while, and suddenly even
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Too many people are fallin into the fruits-and-vegetables meme every year. These types of foodstuffs tend to be mediocre in nutritional value, high in sugars, and heavily-imbalanced in nutrient profile. Generally, fruits and vegetables overload one nutrient (magnesium, calcium, a particular vitamin profile) and are anemic in another, requiring a complex and varied diet to obtain a complete nutrient profile; it's incredibly-common for mostly-vegetable consumers to end up deficient in a critical nutrient.
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I'm working on a $400 WiFi-connected machine for juicing goat livers.
Upgrade to the $800 machine and you can juice the whole goat, which has more fiber.
Packets (Score:2)
So you buy packets of fruit instead of going to a farmer's market for locally grown organic fruit? Seems like they don't understand the target demographic of juice-a-holics.
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a 30 dollar blender can do it cheaper (Score:2)
A fool and his (or her) money (Score:2)
are soon squeezed dry?
GOOGLE invested in this? (Score:2)
TFA says that Alphabet is one of the investors in this miraculous juice technology.
This is clickbait... (Score:2)
*yawn*
Which is Worse? (Score:3)
I don't know which is worse: that a company exists that thinks there are people stupid enough to pay ten times what this thing is worth, or that that there are enough stupid people in the country that will pay that outrageous price to support such a company.
With my $40 blender, I can make a frosty, 40-ounce Organic slushy by adding ice and about $3.00 worth of Organic fruits and vegetables. That's about sixty cents for an 8-ounce glass of a tasty, healthy snack in drink form.
Didn't they learn anything from deskjet printers? (Score:3)
Make the machine cheap and sell the consumables above cost.
Re:Seriously? (Score:5, Insightful)
It is so simple (and I'm guessing more economical) to go to the grocery store and get some veggies and/or fruits and throw down a regular juicer.
Hell, I have a Breville multi-speed one for about $200....why would someone buy a $400 machine that requires you to buy prepackaged produce to be squeezed out of it...?
How did so many people think this was a bright idea?
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I had originally thought I misread about the bags, saw your comment, reread TFS, and then the article. I have to agree, what exactly is the purpose of this "juicer"?
Seems like they would have been better off just marketing the bags, instead of some overpriced $400 contraption that seems to be completely worthless.
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For more durable transport and easier handling you could even offer options for putting it in cartons or jugs. Where's my $120M now?
Re: Seriously? (Score:5, Funny)
Uh, your juicer obviously isn't internet connected, duh. How else can you use their IoT app to start the juicer, automatically request shipments for more overpriced veggie/fruit bags (with DRM in the future I'm sure, (
Kuerig anyone?), and make needless automated social media posts about your healthy juicing/nutrition with embedded advertisements. Oh boy.
I'm sure they also have plans to link with a select for exercise apps/smartwatch apps to import your juice bag data to track your diet and make you feel like you're a super hero.
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You can mention it, but that doesn't make it true. I prefer the fiber in my pressed juice, so I use a nutribullet at home, which is essentially a superfast blender.
But you do get a lot of the nutrients when you use a pressed juicer like the juicero. The different packs have quite a variety of healthy greens and vegetables in them.
Re:Seriously? (Score:4, Insightful)
what exactly is the purpose of this "juicer"?
Provide a gravy train of free investor money for a select few at the head of the operation. Duh.
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Re:Seriously? (Score:4, Interesting)
Which reminds me --- Coca Cola pulled out of the Cold Drink effort with Keurig. After product launch it all tanked. --- again they forgot to test the market. Nobody wanted to pay a big price for the machine, have it occupy counter space, and then fork over about the same money as a can of soda costs.
oh- and everyone is getting wise to health and sugar -- and that they should drink less soda.
http://www.businessinsider.com... [businessinsider.com]
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those Tech Billionaires must have thought "yeah I'd drop $400 on this" but forgot to test the market
No, they thought "Yeah, I'd drop $699 on this.".
$399 is the "Oh shit, no one is buying these", fire sale price.
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But that's not all!
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Because "internet connected". Somehow people with money to invest are bedazzled by those words. Eventually they'll learn that it isn't always a good thing.
In the meantime I haven't heard of internet connected irons (as in the ones that heat up and smooth clothes) yet. Feel free to run with that idea because I can't be arsed.
Re:Seriously? (Score:5, Funny)
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That's a terrible use case. A better solution to that iron problem is for the iron to just turn itself off once it has sensed that nobody's moved it for 15 minutes or so.
Re:Seriously? (Score:5, Insightful)
Somehow people bought heavily into the concept of Kuerig, even though you have had small (even single) serving coffee machines for decades and decades. But no, now you can buy a wasteful and expensive single serving cup that you drop in and there's a water tank and a pump that will eventually fail too, all for the low price of 5-10 small, simple, almost never failing, thermosiphon drip coffee maker. Oh and you get to pay tons more for your easy to use coffee cups now too! Yay!
A lot of people seem to think their lives get better as they acquire more technology. Doesn't matter what it is. If it has a button and a screen and it does something that didn't have a screen before, its better. Now it even has the internet so it can do... even more things or something.
TL;DR Why? Because stupidly blind and wasteful consumerism.
It puts a smile on my face to see such an expensive shit device like this fail so hard.
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There's a lot of people out there who seem to think that the more money they spend on a "health product", the healthier they'll be.
I... honestly don't know how these people seem to have the disposable income to pay for this stuff. You'd think they'd have been fleeced and left in a cycle of poverty shortly after moving out of their parents home...
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It's sold primarily to companies with many employees. If your office has a kitchen where lots of employees mingle, getting coffee and using the refrigerator and so on, you are their market. The idea is that companies that can afford to spend money on "wellness" for their employees will be willing to spend 5-8$ a bag to keep them happy. It's an office perk, like a fancy coffee machine.
Whether that is a valid business model or not, I have no idea.
But their juice is quite tasty. I'd recommend it if that's
Re:Seriously? (Score:5, Informative)
Consider this quote from TFA: "Tech blogs have dubbed it a 'Keurig for juice.'" Then consider how Keurig machines and the coffee pods they use have sold over the past few years. Nobody ever went broke overestimating people's laziness.
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It is so simple (and I'm guessing more economical) to go to the grocery store and get some veggies and/or fruits and throw down a regular juicer.
Or just buy some juice.
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The selling point is that each bag has a QR patch on the back that is read by the machine when you hook the bag up. It's connected to the internet so that if you attempt to use the bag past it's freshness date, which is on the QR patch, the machine won't let you. The bags are also reusable; the company comes to our office and picks up the used bags and then reuses them (presumably after washing them) to redeliver more juice bags at a later date.
The QR patch and internet connection also allows info to be s
Re:Seriously? (Score:5, Insightful)
Per the article: $5-$8 per bag. 8 oz juice/bag.
Your office manager has to be a special kind of stupid. All costs are opportunity costs, you could have an 'endless' bowl of fresh fruit and a weekly keg of good beer in the office for less. I'd be bitching about wasting bene money on overpriced crap.
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Which no one would eat. No one in an office eats fruit from a fruit basket. It just doesn't happen. I dunno why, but if you put a bowl of bananas or apples on the table in the office kitchen, chances are it will still be there, untouched a week later.
I don't know what the actual cost of those bags are to us; I suspect that the price drops if you order in bulk or have a contract over time. We do go through a lot of them. I think we were one of the early adopters, so we may have gotten some sort of deal
Re:Seriously? (Score:5, Informative)
I confess, I RTFA.
Bags are $5-$8 and produce about 8 fluid ounces of juice. There are a lot of chumps in the world, but this is just pushing stupid a few steps too far. Even the special kind of 'stupid' that comes from lack of meat in the diet won't fall for this crap (outside LA anyhow).
The company obviously doesn't understand it's own business model. They are now only selling the bags to known machine purchasers. Apparently to stop 'hand squeezers'. Would HP refuse you printer ink because you hadn't registered your inkjet?
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probably because their business model was sold to investors as people subscribing to "X juice bags per month for the price of X^1.5! (two-year minimum contract required)". you need the $400 sunk-cost foot-in-the-door to nudge people to sign up for shit like that.
you are describing a relatively reasonable way to make modest profit. this is completely irrelevant, if not antithetical, to Valley business practice.
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X raised to factorial(1.5) or factorial(X raised to 1.5)?
At $5/day (1 bag/day) this POS is $1825/year. It's just too much of a rip for anyone sane, but then again, people go to Starbucks.
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I don't understand why they would think that "hand-squeezing" would defeat their business model. You can't get all of the juice out by doing that, and it's inefficient, and the selling point is that you hook the bag up and press a button, and that's it. That's easier than pressing your own damn juice out of a bag.
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At the same time, while, on the whole, it may be cheaper to do it yourself, if you don't use your juicer a lot then it may be more expensive in the long run when you have to buy many different ingredients that don't last that long.
No, the point is that it's $400 cheaper, with exactly the same results, if you don't buy the juicer at all. Also: No, you could use a standard juicer and throw away half your ingredients (probably much more than that), and it would still be cheaper than $5/eight ounces.
There's a convenience cost, and for the people willing to pay it that second point is less important, but the first point is the mark of a scam - this product is unnecessary.
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look at melitta soft pods..
Save the planet... same ease for producing a cup of coffee.
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So sure, having just a "regular" juicer not only gives you a lot more options, but it's healthier and you get fresher fruits and vegetables in your juices
Fruit juice isn't healthy. It's basically all of the sugar from the fruit with none of the fibre to slow down absorption.
Eat the fruit instead. The fruit as a whole is good for you, the extracted sugar, not so much.
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Red Green, para.
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We have these at work. The juice is quite good, but I see it as a thing for companies or people with money to burn. I make my own juice at home with a Nutribullet every morning: Kale, a pear and an apple. Takes a minute and it's always fresh.
The juicero stuff is quite good, no doubt about it, so no complaints about the quality.
Re:Seriously? (Score:4, Funny)
Because the kale is fresh; I just bought it this morning too from a local corner store, and I shop there daily so I know when they get in fresh veggies. Do you have something against kale? Are you a kale-hater? A kaleophobe, if you will? Are you antikale? A misakaleopic person, mind you?
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So ... Juicero Inc. makes a juice machine and that juice machine makes juice ...
It makes both the juicer & the bags that go in it, containing the juicing material. It appears that Juicero makes both juicers and juice. The question might have been about which their focus was on. At $400, they're not giving away the shaver to sell blades, but it's clear that they're partly counting on the subscription model.
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