Fake Earthquake Detected In Mexico City After Player's Goal In World Cup Match (abc7.com) 213
According to officials in Mexico, an artificial earthquake was reported in Mexico City that was possibly caused by "massive jumps during the goal from the Mexico national soccer team" on Sunday. KABC reports: Hirving Lozano scored the lone goal in the 35th minute, picking up Javier Hernandez's pass inside the penalty area and beating Mesut Ozil before shooting past Germany goalkeeper Manuel Neuer from 10 yards. The goal decided the match -- a match Germany didn't expect to lose. Mexico upset Germany, the defending champion, 1-0. The loss meant Germany became the third defending champion in the last 16 years to lose its opening match at the World Cup. "Two monitoring stations in Mexico City picked up the temblor the same time Lozano scored, 35 minutes into the match," reports USA Today. "Seismologists in Chile also said that their instruments detected an artificial temblor at the same time."
Why fly the flags of the shitholes they left? (Score:1, Insightful)
During the World Cup, why do so many immigrants to the US fly the flag of the shithole country that they left? I've seen numerous cars flying flags for terrible places like Morocco, Tunisia, Nigeria, and Colombia. It's fine if you legally immigrate to the US to live a better life, but please don't do something disrespectful like flying the flag of some shithole nation that you fled from!
Romanticize the past (Score:3, Insightful)
People idolize the past. Romanticize it. Meanwhile everyone left there because it didnâ(TM)t offer something core to them that they were willing to uproot their entire life and everyone they know. Safety. Comfort. Employment. Opportunity.
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I'm someone who feels more alive when I don't feel safe and comfortable. That's for example why I love to go outdoor when it's cold and raining. That's why the best time of my life was when I was in the military. As for employment, I'm self-employed. Finally, I'm not sure what you mean with opportunity, but I certainly feel I'm less free now than in the past.
For me, the [current year] is bland, too authoritarian, and devoid of excitement. For me, the past was really
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You are not the real APK. You're just a 4chan Breitbart incel pretending to be someone you're not. The real APK may be many things, but he is not a racist.
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The real APK may be many things, but he is not a racist.
That's simply untrue, I've seen him rail against Jews on more than one occasion.
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Antisemitism is horrific and deplorable, but it is not racism. Nor is homophobia or islamophobia, which are equally execrable.
Maybe I just choose to see the best in people instead of the worst, because I have a heart as big as all outdoors. I'm all about love>hate and we're all brothers and sisters and seek to unite, not divide.
Also, Fuck Trump. I believe in love, but I still have some standards.
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Antisemitism is horrific and deplorable, but it is not racism.
Maybe so, but "ethnoreligious hatred" takes more typing. Regardless, I'm less concerned with applying specific labels to APK by definition, and more about pointing out the fact that he's an objectively bad person. I'm sure that he has good parts to him, but they never win in the fights in his head. Even if he has some sort of redeeming quality, he makes a choice to hide that from people and just spew out his shit instead.
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I'm well-known for seeking out the good in all people, but I understand your concern. I will continue to believe in the transforming power of love.
Now have a blessed day and remember, Fuck Trump.
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Yes, when I have heard the name PopeRatzo, it is other people praising the power of your love. Hopefully you can make the turd that is APK shine.
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hmm. The first words should have been </sarcasm> but Slashdot consumed the markup.
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During the World Cup, why do so many immigrants to the US fly the flag of the shithole country that they left? I've seen numerous cars flying flags for terrible places like Morocco, Tunisia, Nigeria, and Colombia. It's fine if you legally immigrate to the US to live a better life, but please don't do something disrespectful like flying the flag of some shithole nation that you fled from!
Don't forget to list Confederate (civil war loser participation flag) and Nazi (WW2 loser participation flag) flags as disrespectful trashy nation flags that various Americans fly for unknown reasons!
Re: Why fly the flags of the shitholes they left? (Score:3)
26+6=1 (Score:2)
There are stronger statements of Celtic solidarity than a shamrock on a bumper sticker.
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During NASCAR events, why do so many crackers fly the battle flag of the shithole country that lost the Civil War?
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I love the ACs who are obsessed with me. It makes me feel...powerful.
Re: Why fly the flags of the shitholes they left? (Score:2)
It makes me feel...powerful
Yes, we know; you start calling people "cracker." How about we call it "Marion Barry powerful?" ;)
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Oh wait. None of that is true, so stop acting like cracker is anywhere near any other slur used historically and
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He did, and he won in 2016.
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He's come a long way since 1986, hasn't he?
Oh, and you might have noticed that Anita Bryant and Hillary Clinton also won the same award, so that should tell you everything you need to know about that award.
And if you're judging people based on awards, you must have great respect for Barack Obama, wh
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But it’s not 1986 anymore and he’s being “charged” with racists statements because that’s what he’s been spewing.
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Why would I bother when you’ll simply dismiss every thing I provide out of hand? No thanks, Trumpkin.
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Oh and Trump used to also be for socialized health care and was pro-choice. But guess what, he now isn’t. So again, him getting an award 32 years ago says never little about the man of today.
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But hey, since it was from the "wrong party", he must now be cast a racist.
It has nothing to do with party affiliation (and many Republicans would suggest that Trump is not one of them), it has to do with the fact that he's a terrible American, person, and president. He's saluting North Korean generals and giving them everything they want while talking about what a great guy Kim is. He's got a policy of separating kids from parents, not because it's the right thing to do, but because it's so bad that he's trying to force Democrats to buckle and give him his wall that he can't ot
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Wasn't Kleagle one of the Banana Splits?
Was there a subtext to all those after-school TV shows that I totally missed as a kid? Oh, wait... that was `Fleegle'. Never mind.
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Well, consider if it were you. If you're a coal miner from a coal mining family in the US, and all you know how to do is mine coal, then maybe you notice that in the US coal production has fallen off a cliff since the 70s. Since all you know how to do is take rocks out of the ground, you decide to go to China to work in a coal mine there. But you haven't left your nationalistic fervor at home, even when you're there you're wearing your American flag shorts, tank top, and hat since that's the only apparel
How can't you see they tried to distinguish it ... (Score:1)
from normal earthquakes with that word!
Seriously, I bet you know *exactly* that that is the intention. And it worked too, given that you understood what was meant.
You just decided you wanted do be a massive dick about it.
And a coward too. Like me. :) (Actually I just didn't bother to create a new account after I stopped coming here, about a decade ago, because it's not worth it.)
Of course it would have been better, to say "man-made" earthquake.
(Although, as a German, I find it strange that English uses "man
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The Apollo missions
speaking of fake things...
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Only in the fantasy world of the NHRA.
An a marketing exercise they set up sensors on the start line next to the damn things and, what a shock, could measure them!
Guess what,flicking a sensor with your fingernail will also register, rather largely, because there is just a small difference between direct measurement
and measuring through a few (dozens of) miles of dirt and rock - who would have thought!
They measured as a 'magnitude 2.3 earthquake' and then reported that as a 'minor earthquake'. really?
detectab
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just a fat dude jumping up and down will register if you're close enough.
or your boombox.
a km or two away though, nope man, just nope.
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I don't think they should jump to any conclusions.
Maybe someone should make a mat for that?
Fake Headlines (Score:3)
Is it just me, or has "Fake" now become one of those annoying headline clickbait words?
Anyhow, it's just a man-made seismic event. And it's not like this hasn't been happening for a very long time. I recall various local sports events triggering nearby seismometers, which seems to be a favorite story in local news. These instruments are incredibly sensitive, and will pick up stadium crowds, construction, excavation blasts, and of course, underground nuclear tests.
Good for Mexico, I guess, but not sure why this is notable for Slashdot.
Re:Fake Headlines (Score:5, Interesting)
Anyhow, it's just a man-made seismic event. And it's not like this hasn't been happening for a very long time. I recall various local sports events triggering nearby seismometers, which seems to be a favorite story in local news. These instruments are incredibly sensitive, and will pick up stadium crowds, construction, excavation blasts, and of course, underground nuclear tests.
Good for Mexico, I guess, but not sure why this is notable for Slashdot.
Those are all events that are localized. This is apparently just... people all over the place in Mexico City, watching on TV. Much different.
And Canada's delighted to be hosting some games (Score:1)
What If (XKCD) did it (Score:5, Informative)
It was similar to one of the question sent to XKCD : "What would happen if everyone on earth stood as close to each other as they could and jumped, everyone landing on the ground at the same instant?"
https://what-if.xkcd.com/8/ [xkcd.com]
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That's literally Earthquake 2.0
One language please (Score:2)
Who edits this place anymore?
"detected an artificial temblor"
temblor=tremor in English.
Re:One language please (Score:5, Informative)
Somebody with a better grasp of English that you, apparently [merriam-webster.com]
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Haven't you heard? If any reporter or journalist or anything like that is discussing an earthquake, they are required by law to use the word "temblor" at least once. In case you're wondering, the definition of "temblor" is "synonym for earthquake only used by journalists".
The next Ice Bucket Challenge (Score:2)
Pick a time and say and get millions of people to jump.
In other news... (Score:2)
Nobody in the USA could give a flying rat's ass. :)
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>>Nobody in the USA could give a flying rat's ass. :)
that's not news.
And we don't care that you don't care.
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Nobody in the USA could give a flying rat's ass. :)
. . . and just how many Mexicans live in the USA . . . ?
If you ask Donald Trump, he would answer:
"All of them."
Obligatory (Score:2)
It Looks Random To Me (Score:3)
It is certainly within the ability of seismometers to detect nearby people jumping, heck they are can detect people walking nearby. So I am prepared to encounter a story about crowd activity being detected by a local station, there is nothing inherently unreasonable about it.
But the only source for this story appear to be a Spanish language tweet [twitter.com] with three seismic channels snippets displayed without scales on any axis, or other identifying information, and with a red and a green line drawn on it. One of them presumably marking the goal.
But the two lines look like they intersect the data stream at random points. Neither one seems to mark anything that stands out from the background activity.
When on-line searching I found absolutely no credible sources coming up, it is all popular media repeating more or less the same thing, but with the "telephone game" effect. Some stories quite magnitudes, but they range from 1 to 3, an energy range 30,000 fold and are probably just speculation reported as fact.
Until someone comes with an actual source for the measurement and a real magnitude measurement (with someone to back it up) I'm dismissing this as BS.
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the only source for this story appear to be a Spanish language tweet [twitter.com] with three seismic channels snippets displayed without scales on any axis, or other identifying information, and with a red and a green line drawn on it.
That tweet was from the official account of the seismology department of the Institute of Geological and Atmospheric Research. They also wrote a more detailed explanation, with more clearly-marked images, in their blog [iigea.com].
Boobquake? (Score:1)
Clearly women in Mexico flashed their shirts enthusiastically when the goal fell, and the wrath from Allah did come immediately! Call Kazem Seddiqi that he was proven right.
More Beastquake! (Score:1)
So it looks like beastquakes [pnsn.org] don't just occur in Seattle!
IoN (Score:2)
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Help please (Score:2)
My Spanish is still pretty good, but I think I read a 3.5 earthquake detected. My BS meter says a million people couldn't do that.
Losing defending champions? (Score:2)
The goal decided the match -- a match Germany didn't expect to lose. The loss meant Germany became the third defending champion in the last 16 years to lose its opening match at the World Cup.
Let's re-write these sentences another way:
The goal decided the match -- a match Germany was statistically expected to lose.
The loss meant Germany didn't join the ranks of defending champions to win their opening matches, a feat which has only happened once in the past 16 years in the World Cup.
Instruments improved, that is all. (Score:2)
Slowly that condition has metastasized and is now spreading from oncology to geology and seismology too, it looks like.
And then... (Score:1)
Oh, and 234 million cockroaches were squished!
Re:It's a good thing (Score:5, Informative)
soccer is almost as boring as hockey to watch on television
10 times less boring than baseball!
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And their categories are out of whack too, this is about earthquakes, not Quake (videogame).
Re:It's ARTIFICIAL, not FAKE, FFS (Score:4, Funny)
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Maybe they should call it an Earth Hack [slashdot.org] just tick us all off.
Try This One Earth Trick!
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This Fake Earthquake Hack Has Scientists Losing Their Minds!
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There's a big difference between artificial and fake. No one tried to FAKE an earthquake, it was simply artificial, as in man-made. Your title is horrible.
This...
/.'s editorial standards, as low as they are, are still better than most sit
FFS, this.
Seismometers in Mexico picked up movement in the ground like they're meant to that ended up being a false positive... NOT a false earthquake or a fake earthquake, even an artificial one is a stretch (but I'll let the AC slide as its not totally inaccurate). Seismometers pick up on a wide variety of non earthquake or volcano related events such as explosives, construction or stampedes.
I don't usually bemoan
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Also, the only thing Americans hate more than football is Mexicans. Sad.
Disclaimers
1.The SJW's are perverted insane fools; still, the vitriol against Mexicans in this 'discussion' triggers even me! You need to scroll down half the thread before you see sane comment.
2.The game is called football. If you insist call the other one American football.