Elite MBA Programs Report Steep Drop In Applications (wsj.com) 95
An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Wall Street Journal: Applications to some of America's most elite business schools fell at a steeper rate this year, as universities struggled to attract international students amid changes to immigration policies and political tensions between the U.S. and China. The declines affected some of the nation's top-rated programs, with Harvard University, Stanford University and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, among others, all reporting larger year-over-year drops in business-school applications. Some, such as Dartmouth College's Tuck School of Business, posted double-digit percentage declines.
Overall, applications to American M.B.A. programs fell for the fifth straight year, according to new data from the nonprofit Graduate Management Admission Council, an association of business schools that administers the GMAT admissions test. In the latest academic cycle ended this spring, U.S. business schools received 135,096 applications for programs including the traditional master of business administration degree, down 9.1% from the prior year, according to an annual survey. Last year applications for U.S. business programs were down 7%.
Overall, applications to American M.B.A. programs fell for the fifth straight year, according to new data from the nonprofit Graduate Management Admission Council, an association of business schools that administers the GMAT admissions test. In the latest academic cycle ended this spring, U.S. business schools received 135,096 applications for programs including the traditional master of business administration degree, down 9.1% from the prior year, according to an annual survey. Last year applications for U.S. business programs were down 7%.
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Re: MBA (Score:5, Funny)
Untrue. You can afford an iPhone.
Re: MBA (Score:4, Funny)
I wouldn't necessarily say extroverted is the key trait in our office but more the individuals who talk and don't listen.. that's what we look for in management.
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I partly disagree. They can shield you from other MBA's in other departments or companies IF they do their job right. They manage the bullshit so you don't have to. They are like a Bullshit Shield to keep other Ferengi away.
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No, no, it's not overrated and worthless, it's been destroying US corporations since the eighties, though it helped multi-millionaires become billionaires. How is that worthless?
And for the sarcasm-impaired, if I ran a business, no one with an MBA would be qualified for cleaning the toilets.
Not a terrible thing (Score:2)
Tuition at many of these places is egregious. Think $10k or more per class. Higher education needs a serious washout and reformation. Make higher ed and health affordable -- as it was not that long ago -- and you've dramatically improved quality of life for tens of millions of Americans.
Re:Not a terrible thing (Score:5, Insightful)
The rich gaming the system, capturing regulators, cornering markets, and using oligarchic power to stifle competition is the reason why these things aren't affordable. The only solution the little guys have is to band together. The only fair way to band together is democratically. Our government is just the little guys, banding together to stop human predators from eating us alive.
We aren't corrupt. We just won't accept elite private sector overlords dictating all facets of modern life. Thanks to democracy, we little guys have the power to stop these selfish, sociopathic elites. We also have the moral high ground, for whatever that's worth. We have both the right and the power to force the elites to bend the fucking knee. We will teach those elites their proper place in society, as a important parts of a functional whole, rather than as un-elected masters.
The guys yelling "government is bad!" are either out to bend you over and screw you, or useful idiots for the predators that do. In fact, it is the large corporations that are bad, and government is the only thing powerful enough to keep them in check. These things become more and more obvious to the younger generations who have had to live with the failures and selfish motives of their elders.
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But keep trying a solution that produces results opposite to what you want.
And why "stop human predators eating us alive", government allows them to do exactly that.
Enterprises are the ones who create value, bake bread, run the internet, etc, what's so terrible about that?
This fear mongering where the nature of business magically changes when it scales up is insane.
I guess the same type of insanity is necessary for people to oppo
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Tuition at many of these places is egregious.
Yeah. But who pays it? I've worked for a couple of Fortune 500 outfits that will fund continuing education MBAs for employees who have identified 'executive potential' (inset PHB joke here). It's deductible as a business expense. And it's a drop in the bucket compared to the company jets, yachts and private resorts they already write off. So, dropping six figures on a group of people is no big deal.
Now this kind of demand drives up the price of an MBA at all of the big name institutions. If you think drop
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If Only This Reflected a Change in Business Style (Score:5, Insightful)
Some of us certainly wish that this reflected a move away from the current business model of training management using the 2-step process of Bleeding them of All Traces of Humanity and Teaching them Accounting.
We have all seen the results of that management system, and it's ongoing affect on the employed population, as well as the economy.
Maybe the system needs to turn back to employee satisfaction, a fair, livable wage, and decent benefits to support health of mind, body and finances?
I guess I'm the only one dreaming of such a system....
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LOL. "Technology management"
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I just got an MBA in IT Management. Best I can say about it is it improved my Project Management knowledge. It gave me a better big picture look at how IT integrates into an company organization.
But, I only paid $10,500 for the whole degree.
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Hopefully it helped you create synergies too.
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Hopefully it helped you create synergies too.
And, drive mission-critical paradigms in aggregate value-added communities providing integrate customized deliverables and extend scalable eyeballs to leverage e-business e-commerce using iterate efficient systems exploiting online transition leading-edge web-readiness and e-enable virtual interfaces and evolve robust methodologies to benchmark B2B convergence to seize extensible action-items.
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With the help of the bullshit generator found here [blogspot.com].
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OMG!!! You're right!
People should not dream of better lives or circumstances. Nor should they dream of freedom or independence. They should definitely not be allowed to pursue happiness because that affects productivity.
Now get back to work slaves!!!
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Good news tag (Score:5, Funny)
If Slashdot doesn't have a good news tag, it really ought to create one now. I think it's a pretty safe bet to say that most people would consider fewer MBA's to be good news. Even if we haven't yet achieved fewer MBA's, we have at least achieved less interest in the MBA. One could well argue that this is well worth celebrating. How many perfectly good companies have been ruined by MBA's?
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All of them?
Re:Good news tag (Score:4, Insightful)
What is happening is reality is setting in. An MBA in a so called elite school is worth no more than any other recognised school. An MBA at the so called elite school, is only of value to the children of the so called elite establishment, snooty snoot snoot, paper on the wall in a frame. For anyone else, they just wasted their money it provides them zero advantage. Reality is the MBA is one of the easiest degrees to earn, even easier than liberal arts programs. A elite school is only worth bragging rights for the spawn of the elite establishment, for the rest, so what who are you related to and how much are they worth, you fancy elite degree entirely worthless to them.
The so called elite schools are not so elite when they are forced to drop standards to accommodate the spawn of the rich, greedy, ugly, smart and poor, greedy, pretty, stupid (so twice as greedy and not so smart, no so pretty, and wealth now divided). Yeah the elite schools had to make their courses a whole lot less elite and a whole lot easier (they are only elite in terms of exclusivity and not in quality of education they have fallen a long, long way).
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Yeah, the last good crop of graduates was your class. Everyone who came after was dumb.
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You make an interesting point
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Well, one thing an elite MBA lets you do is skip the whole "worker" phase of your career. It's like being a commissioned officer in the military...you are given management authority over people who are doing a job you have no idea about simply because "you can lead." I've seen people who have had no work experience outside of summer jobs here and there end up middle managers in large companies with no experience whatsoever.
The ones who come straight from school into management consulting are especially amusing. Companies pay millions to their consultants who haven't done anything more complex than shift supervisor at Starbucks...yet they dress them up in identical suits and fly them around the country delivering PowerPoint presentations.
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It's like being a commissioned officer in the military...you are given management authority over people who are doing a job you have no idea about simply because "you can lead." I've seen people who have had no work experience outside of summer jobs here and there end up middle managers in large companies with no experience whatsoever.
And they then proceed to fail upward. Utterly fuck up a string of technology projects? You're the new regional manager!
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All sounds perfectly reasonable. I can't imagine how that could possibly go wrong.
Re:Good news tag (Score:5, Insightful)
You're overly discounting the worth of the network the is developed at one of these schools. I used to work at large financial services firm. One of the guys with whom I worked had graduate degrees from Duke and Northwestern. He could quickly get you in the door just about anywhere because he had contacts from school in high positions at all the major players. Need a meeting with Black Rock or Goldman or some Hedge Fund? No problem, this guy had an in. This person was a smart guy and he deserved his role, but his network certainly helped keep his status high in the eyes of the CEO.
To fill slots (Score:1)
They could offer more opportunities to Americans. I get the feeling they don't want to stoop to associating with regular Americans though.
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Maybe this means that the children of Hollywood actors will finally get to attend these schools without their parents being forced to commit felonies.
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Do you think Hollywood celebrities' children are going to business school?
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Maybe they will once they can stop pretending to be top athletes.
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Managerial Bean-counter Asshole
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Master of Bugger All. :)
Alternative title. (Score:2)
Demand For Professional Corporate Saboteurs Declines
Strange because they are highly effective. ;)
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MBAs can be useful (Score:3)
Having a MBA teaches you how to be an executive at a large company and to lead a business in the 1990s - 2000s.
What is useful to running a business now? Coding with a buddy and being bought by *large company name here*
Re:MBAs can be useful (Score:5, Funny)
You still need a few people who can justify buying small companies and destroying their value.
Consequences (Score:2)
Who wants to go to a school with hundreds of aunt Beckie offspring?
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Cook vs. Jobs (Score:4, Insightful)
People who are inspired by Tim Cook should go to MBA school. People who are inspired by Jobs should learn about entrepreneurship.
There's a "get a job or be a Jobs" joke in their somewhere (a little less on the Grandiose Narcissism, though).
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People should be more inspired by Linus rather than those two. He actually made the world better (from a technology perspective).
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Well, actually I was talking about Linus from Snoopy, but I guess the YouTube guy works too.
Re: Cook vs. Jobs (Score:2)
People who want to be productive members of society should look to Woz.
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What if Woz wanted to become a productive member of society?
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What about Steve Woz? :P
Re: Today's Internet is a dystopian nightmare. (Score:2)
I imagine buffering and stuttering can be largely chalked up to DRM. Before DRM, you would just download the entire video, which you could "stream" depending on the file format.
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Or you could realize that you are replying to a troll after noting that in their completely off-topic rant they complained that "anonymous" posting has been disabled on Slashdot. (Hint: AC has posted today in this comment thread).
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What was disabled was posting without an account. I've been posting AC for years, and would never have created an account without the change.
It's all about taxes - not immigration. (Score:5, Interesting)
Up until 2017, US college and terminal graduate degree programs (such as MBAs) were a huge tax shelter.
The IRS terminated the tuition and fees deduction in 2016 (for both US citizens and resident aliens). With elite MBA program tuition at 65k+ / year, almost everyone except the most wealthy EMBA students qualified for the 80k MAGI cap.
The opportunity cost for MBA programs is now massive. Instead of having to only account for making up a fraction of tuition not offset by tax deductions and summer work (or EMBA pay), elite MBA students now have to absorb $160-200k in cash loss. Even with "average" post-MBA incomes of $135-150k, it would take 5-10 years in earnings to absorb that loss.
It's all about taxes, and not about immigration policy, which is what the media seems to blame everything on.
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They probably found that the degree is worthless (Score:4, Informative)
Or rather prospective employers may slowly wise up to the little problem that MBA graduates often produce more problems than they solve, i.e. often have negative productivity.
That does take more than a view to the next quarter. But once you take a multi-year view and investigate where all these problems with delayed and failed projects, incompetent coders and system administrators, complex processes, too many meetings, short-sighted optimization, etc. come from, you quite often find some MBAs that do not understand the business aspects of what they are managing and have a distinctive a lack of effective strategic thinking.
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Paul Graham [paulgraham.com] had similar words on why Yahoo failed despite having an early start compared to Google, Facebook, Amazon, etc.
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I should note that startups have different management needs than say a bank. Early Amazon was buggy as hell, but quality didn't matter as
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Some (reasonable) irresponsibility combined with actual skills and permission to use them can work well in some environments. I think Yahoo list anybody with real skills pretty fast.
People aren't seeing the big payoff (Score:5, Interesting)
Living near NYC, I see a lot of the products of these elite programs working in management consulting or investment banking. Just like everywhere else, the opportunity to get obscenely rich just by getting into one of these programs and graduating is drying up. Investment bankers still make buckets of money but there are fewer associate positions available for all the graduates. The top 5 MBA programs still hand them out as graduation presents, but you have to consider the return on investment. If you're not at a top 5 school, the other elite schools charge just as much.
This is the same thing that's happening with the legal profession. Getting a law degree used to be a guaranteed ticket to a life of luxury. Now, only the top 10% of the classes of the top 14 law schools are being offered associate positions in big law firms. Go anywhere else for law school, and you've wasted your money because the big firms won't consider you and the big firms are the only ones paying massive salaries.
The only truly safe profession that's a guaranteed ticket to Easy Street is medicine. If you can get in, you'll never be outsourced, your income will never go down and your job will never be automated. MBAs used to be a good investment but not anymore...there's not enough of a guarantee attached.
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Take something that's not useless for your bachelors in case you don't get into med school. Once you're in, it's usually 4-5 years until you're qualified as a general practitioner, which certainly qualifies as easy street. In terms of residencies, my understanding, at least in Canada, is that there is no problem with every candidate getting a slot somewhere, it's just that the poorer ones may not like what they match with.
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I disagree that medicine "will never be automated". Much of what doctors do is to take in a bunch of symptoms and come up with a diagnosis. I would much prefer that could be done in an automated and reproducible way without relying on faulty humans. I know of too many horror stories of people getting sent home from the ER because whichever doctor got 2 hours sleep in the last 48 hours decided their magnificent sleep deprived brain was capable of making a 5 second diagnosis without additional tests.
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The Idiocracy hospital scene [youtube.com] is a mandatory watch. If you haven't seen it, go see it. Now. If you have seen it, go see it again.
Re:People aren't seeing the big payoff (Score:5, Interesting)
Lawyer who previously worked in biglaw here (now F500 in-house). Your 10% cutoff is greatly exaggerated. With the possible exception of the time period between 2009-10:
Anybody with a pulse who goes to Yale or Stanford will get a biglaw job if they want it (many want to be professors and/or SCOTUS clerks). Just about anybody at Harvard or Columbia who has even the very slightest amount of social skills will get a biglaw job (as in, can at least shake someone's hand and look them in the eye). At the next rung down, (NYU/Penn/Duke, etc.), you just need to not be bottom 1/3 in the class and have a modicum of social skills. At the lower T14 (Cornell/Georgetown/Northwestern) same as above but cutoff is more like bottom 1/2. Granted, the lower down you go, the firm quality will decrease too. You still need to be top 10% or so at a place like Columbia to have a chance at Wachtell (the most prestigious and highest paying biglaw firm).
And even Medicine wouldn't necessarily be truly safe. You will always have a job, but the U.S. is a bit of an outlier for physician salaries due to policy choices we've made. Those policy choices could change, and salaries could revert to the much lower salaries common in Europe (for example).
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Mmm. I don't know about that. Medicine is the world's most successful guild. Too successful. The cost of healthcare is rising to unsustainable rates just as the capability of non-physician systems (both human, like nurses, and machines) is catching up and surpassing.
Shortcut (Score:5, Funny)
Who needs to spend all that money when they can just read this. [amazon.com]
Certs? (Score:2)
Another victim of automation. (Score:2)
A quick google search for "corporate buzzword generator" will reveal a myriad of free services that serve the same function.
It's sad, but technology marches on.
Fewer Applications != Fewer MBAs (Score:2)
It's interesting to me that everybody is commenting as if fewer applications is the same thing as fewer MBAs. That's not even remotely true, ESPECIALLY for the elite schools...
HARVARD
For the 2021 MBA class, Harvard received 9,228 applications and enrolled 938.
For the 2015 MBA class, Harvard received 9,686 applications and enrolled (about*) 932.
STANFORD
For the 2021 MBA class, Stanford received 7,342 applications and enrolled 417.
For the 2017 MBA class, Stanford received 7,899 applications and enrolled 407.
MI
MBA degree (Score:1)