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Florida Once Again Has Giant Calamitous Snails That Spew Parasitic Brain Worms (arstechnica.com) 66

Officials in Florida are again battling a highly invasive, extraordinarily destructive giant snail species that also happens to be capable of spreading parasitic worms that invade human brains. From a report: The giant African land snail (GALS) -- aka Lissachatina fulica -- can grow up to 20 centimeters (8 inches) long and is considered "one of the most invasive pests on the planet," according to the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services. It ravenously feasts on over 500 plant species -- including many valuable fruits, vegetables, and ornamentals -- while prolifically spawning, pushing out several thousand eggs in its multiyear life span.

In late June, Florida state officials confirmed the presence of GALS on a property in Pasco County, on the west-central coast of the state, just north of Tampa. They have since set up a quarantine zone around the property and began snail-killing pesticide treatments last week. While the snails are a grave threat to agriculture and natural vegetation in the state, the invasive mollusks also pose a health risk. They're known to transmit rat lungworm parasites, which can invade the human central nervous system and cause a type of meningitis. For this reason, officials warn people not to handle the mammoth snails without gloves.

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Florida Once Again Has Giant Calamitous Snails That Spew Parasitic Brain Worms

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  • by rsilvergun ( 571051 ) on Thursday July 07, 2022 @04:56PM (#62682214)
    We all don't like Ron DeSantis but it seems unfair to call him a giant calamitous snail that spews parasitic brainworms. That's giving giant calamitous snails that spew parasitic brainworms are bad name. Frankly I would be worried about getting a defamation lawsuit from their lawyers and the powerful giant calamitous snails that spew parasitic brain worms lobby.
    • by Anonymous Coward
      Personally I'm hoping Desantis wins the presidential vote in 2024, because the alternative is Trump.
      • by Anonymous Coward

        I am looking forward to the bloodbath that will be the GOP primary between the two of them.

        DeSantis has had it easy peasy. The right-wing media just fawns over him and he has a legislature that will pass anything he wants. He's barely had to show any political cunning at all, just feed meat to his base. He's softer than the perception of him and Trump doesn't like him and Trump loves a fight

      • DeSantis will be worse.

        He could probably actually carry out what Trump tried to do.

        • You mean make America energy independent and produce an economy that works for everyone? Sounds good to me!
        • If DeSantis had tried to install himself as a dictator he would have succeeded and we wouldn't have a democracy anymore. A lot of Slash Dot people are okay with losing democracy to their favorite dictator because they don't understand that just because you think you agree with that person today doesn't mean you agree with them in a year or even 10 years. Absolute power changes people.

          I mean there was a time when Pol pot and Mao Zedong were both just little kids. Same with Stalin.
          • Hitler was once just a frustrated art student who couldn't sell his paintings. Remember that next time you see a haunting of goths.

            • The examination jury of the Vienna's Academy of Fine Arts who had rejected Mr. Hitler's application twice, must have felt very, very bad in the following decades.

        • Re:Look I get it (Score:5, Informative)

          by cayenne8 ( 626475 ) on Friday July 08, 2022 @09:04AM (#62684000) Homepage Journal

          He could probably actually carry out what Trump tried to do.

          God, I hope so!!

          I mean, prior to covid, the former administration had the US economy strong and running on all cylinders, unemployment was at all time low (especially for minorities)...stock market was doing gangbusters, we were becoming energy independent.

          Yeah, while I don't care much for Trump the person, I really enjoyed most of his administrations' policies.

          I'm surprised he was able to do as much as he did the first 3x years, while having the whole time to fight the false narrative that he was in collusion with Russia, etc....that has since been shown to have started based on the false document from the Clinton campaign and used by govt agencies to promote more false claims and witch-hunts.

          They need to be investigating Schiff as part of all that...he knew it was false.

          • This is how we all fail.

            We never educate our citizens anymore, in fact going to great lengths to ensure that they DO NOT get educated at all past high school. Uneducated people can easily be convinced that drinking poison is actually a good thing...because they don't know any better. They can be easily emotionally swayed in whatever way you wish, because they were never taught to think logically or critically. There's a reason it was forbidden to educate slaves....it made it harder to keep them as slaves.

      • You really think people would vote for Trump again? I mean, aside of the losers that see him as their personal saviour?

        • Re:Look I get it (Score:4, Interesting)

          by rsilvergun ( 571051 ) on Thursday July 07, 2022 @07:36PM (#62682600)
          In a heartbeat. Nobody thought Trump would win the first time. Also Trump presided over an incredibly strong economy that was handed to him by the previous president. People don't understand that it was the hard work of the previous administration that gave them that prosperity because Democrats are absolutely terrible at messaging and because the Republican Party owns the media Lock stock and barrel. What I especially love is how Republicans will simultaneously tell me there's a left-wing bias in the media and then brag about the fact that right wing media gets all the ratings...

          Trump brings voter turnout. He gets people excited to vote and participate in the political process. That's what makes Trump essential to the Republican party. The Republican Party basically told the American people during the worst disaster since world War II to suck it down and go die for Wall Street. That should have ended the Republican party and yet they managed to hold on to more than enough seats in the Senate to stop Joe Biden from doing anything substantial.

          They owe all of that to Donald Trump and they know it. That's why they haven't completely shut him out of the party. They need not his endorsements but the excitement and the voter turnout he brings. He gets people to the polls and then they vote down ticket for republicans
          • To be fair, even to a guy like Trump, there was the Pandemic. Even well-administered countries like the PRC suffered from a slowdown in growth.
          • Re: (Score:2, Flamebait)

            by Opportunist ( 166417 )

            Trump becomes more and more a Sorcerer's Apprentice problem for the GOP. The spirits that I summoned I now cannot rid myself of again. Trump was supposed to be an easily controlled figurehead that gets the dumb masses excited to vote. Because, well, the GOP has a rather severe problem: They have to present decoy topics because their actual agenda (i.e. making the rich richer) will net them maybe 1% of the votes. So they have to pander to the Christian loonies and the "USA, USA" chanters and of course the co

            • by Chaset ( 552418 )

              Your comment gives me an idea. I wonder if this is the wedge needed for us to ditch first-past-the-post. That would be the one (the only?) good thing to come out of this scenario.

              • It would certainly open up the political landscape of the US and be a sensible step away from the two-party stranglehold, because a FPTP System will always, almost invariably, lead to a two party system. It took a civil war to end the former one, only to result in a new one.

                The question is, though, whether you will get a majority for something like this. Because the only ones that could change it are also the only ones who would lose from changing it.

        • You really think people would vote for Trump again? I mean, aside of the losers that see him as their personal saviour?

          In a microsecond....perhaps even less than that. Hell, we like them so much that even when they failed at *TREASON* we basically let them off by only punishing a select few of the group. No worries folks, I'm sure they'd never try that again!

          In some ways I think we actually deserve the hell we're going through. Seems like nothing is ever enough to push the people to actually get together and push for a productive change that benefits the 99% instead of the 1% that currently owns the country. Mind you, appar

    • Fsck! I hate it when someone beats me to it.
  • Florida huh? (Score:3, Insightful)

    by LatencyKills ( 1213908 ) on Thursday July 07, 2022 @05:07PM (#62682258)

    Seems so on brand. Come for the overt racism and erosion of civil rights, stay for the brain worms.

    • by fermion ( 181285 )
      What is amazing is in many states regulation is so lax that many invasive species are for sale at any store the defense is that the species cannot escape to the wild. It is ludicrous. Just ban the sale or import.
      • Re: (Score:2, Funny)

        by Anonymous Coward

        Just ban the sale or import.

        This strikes me as racist.

        Why should some snails get a chance at a better life but not others?

      • But... those giant brain-infecting snails are just soooo cute... /s

        I'm assuming you're talking about some other invasive species, not these specifically? Or at least, damn, I hope not. I know this is a problem in horticulture, ornamental landscaping in particular. [earth.com]

      • Florida has historically been reasonably well governed and restrictions on non-native species are pretty strict. Admittedly the current batch of Florida Republicans seem like they have brain worms but on non-red meat issues they still do manage tolerable policy.
        • by fermion ( 181285 )
          I am not picking on Florida. No state has good laws containing invasive species. There is just too much money to bribe politicians. It is like cocaine. But the Burmese python did no get here without help.
          • I don't know how to compare Florida laws on invasive species to those of other states. There has been a Burmese Python problem in Florida for pretty much as long as I've been alive. The regulations have been tightened multiple times since them. Are they actually sufficient to prevent new invasive species? I don't know. You can't import non-native species to Florida without a permit. But I have no idea how easy (or hard) it is to get one.
    • Re: (Score:2, Flamebait)

      Don't fucking stay. Go home!
      We are full and that is not helping the rent issues around here at all.
    • by tlhIngan ( 30335 )

      Seems so on brand. Come for the overt racism and erosion of civil rights, stay for the brain worms.

      You didn't make the obvious "Now we know the origin of Florida Man"?

      Giant snails with brain worms in Florida. The creation of the Florida Man. I think there might be a relationship between the two things.

  • by cpt kangarooski ( 3773 ) on Thursday July 07, 2022 @05:10PM (#62682280) Homepage

    Parasitic worms that invade human brains? In Florida?

    They'll starve!

  • With all the crap that is going on, do we really need parasitic worms from giant snails? At this rate this is literally turning into Elden Ring.... *sigh*

  • by SvnLyrBrto ( 62138 ) on Thursday July 07, 2022 @05:13PM (#62682292)

    I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

    It's the only way to be sure.

  • Can someone remind me which seal the giant snail with brain-worms was in Revelations? It's been a while since I've brushed up on my biblical lore, and I can't for the life of me remember that being mentioned, but I'm absolutely certain it must be in there someplace.

    Maybe it falls under Pestilence? So, we're gettin' on with the Four Horsemen, eh? Cool. Anything we can do to hurry the process up? Kinda tired of this carousel of madness.

  • by Snard ( 61584 ) <mike...shawaluk@@@gmail...com> on Thursday July 07, 2022 @05:40PM (#62682340) Homepage
    welcome our parasitic brain-worm overlords. (Someone had to post it.)
  • by AmazingRuss ( 555076 ) on Thursday July 07, 2022 @05:48PM (#62682362)
    The snails caught brain worms from the humans there.
  • Florida governor Ron DeSantis declared this story is more fake news from the Democrats and Liberal Media.
    "I am not a snail, nor do I have brain worms."

    -

  • I drink Slurm cola. Should I be concerned?
  • It's okay to play with rats?

    https://health.hawaii.gov/docd... [hawaii.gov]

    Maybe not.

  • Or have the pythons eat the snails. Maybe that will get rid of at least one invasive pest.

    OTOH, maybe we'll have extra large and fit pythons (from all the yummy escargot), or zombie pythons being controlled by evil snail masterminds.

  • It's funny to see how the US gets so many disasters, while being so full of religious bigots. Perhaps God is sending them messages that they are doing the wrong thing? Or maybe they should pray harder? Let's see the competition god vs snails. Somehow I think snails will win
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