
FDA Warns Against Cooking Chicken in NyQuil. For Real. (wsj.com) 130
The Food and Drug Administration is warning people not to abuse nonprescription drugs as part of social-media challenges, including cooking chicken in NyQuil. From a report: The regulator issued a warning cautioning the public that social-media challenges where people misuse nonprescription medications can be dangerous or even fatal. It pointed to a recent challenge where people cook chicken in NyQuil or similar medications. The agency says that boiling a medication can make the drug more concentrated and that inhaling a medicine's vapors while cooking with it could cause a person to ingest a high amount of the drug. In the case of the NyQuil-chicken challenge, the FDA says a person could hurt their lungs. "The challenge sounds silly and unappetizing -- and it is," the FDA said. "But it could also be very unsafe."
The FDA pushes down the average IQ of Americans (Score:5, Informative)
Nothing indicates lower IQ more than social media. (Score:5, Insightful)
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NY recently passed a law prohibiting the sale of whipped cream to those under 21...because whippits. (i.e. nitrous oxide)
Meanwhile NY/NYC has needle exchanges. Free narcan. "Safe injection sites" for heroin users. Broadly ignores obvious hard drug (crack, heroin, meth) in public streets/parks/subways/etc. While I think some of this does a lot of good, it also outright enables heroin addicts.
But hey, don't huff nitrous.
ps. they did amend/clarify that the restriction was on whipped cream charge cannister
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The FDA wouldn't have to do this if people addicted to social media weren't so gullible.
If people weren't dicks in general the FDA wouldn't have mandated foil caps [arhsnewspaper.com] on medicine bottles.
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Yeah right. People used to buy "medicine" from some random dude in a wagon passing through town. And dangerous fads aren't new. Kids in the 30s started swallowing live goldfish. Kids in the 70s decided eating lightbulbs was a good idea.
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Glass eating seems like it was mostly limited to Harvard, but goldfish swallowing was international, and has survived for almost a century.
Old people like to look at kids and comment on how dumb they are, how the world is shit, it's all technology X's fault, etc. Every older generation. Meanwhile the world is objectively better than in the past, every generation. And the olds themselves are no more immune to dumb fads.
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The FDA wastes time on this stuff because THEY are so gullible.
Same with tide pods. No one actually ate them ... well, until the warnings became memes and a few did it for fame specifically because of how stupid the situation was.
Just like no one's giving children THC edibles for halloween.
Just like no one was cooking chicken in nyquil (for real...?) until the obviously stupid warnings made it a good counter-culture joke
There's a lot of safety stuff we could focus on but instead the country wastes bandwidt
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Poe's Law! No /sarcasm tag!
But the story is ripe for Funny.
However, one unfunny note on the Darwin Awards topic. "Reproductive potential" should be considered as part of the award. If the nominee leaves children behind, then it's only an honorable mention. Even worse if the children are idiots who still manage to learn from his fatal mistake.
On the other hand, if the nominee takes all of his children with him, then the award deserves special annotation. Something like the "oak leaf cluster" thing. Maybe a s
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As to the taste...my guess would be "mint flavoured"
(assuming you used the green death-flavoured NyQuil. The red stuff I couldn't even imagine using on chicken)
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I thought cooking in the Red Stuff was where Tandoori Chicken came from...!?!
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And yet my question is "But how does it taste?"
If I had to guess, I'd wager is tastes like "liver destroying acetaminophen, with a hint of anise"
Re: Nothing indicates lower IQ more than social me (Score:2)
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That's why I'm just about to launch the Battery Acid Challenge. With this, and a few others, we might be able to wipe out rampant gulliblility in our lifetime.
Well, that and taking Fox off the air.
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Second, the Darwin awards only apply if you have not yet procreated. So while some parents might kill their kids as well, some wonâ(TM)t.
This last point is why we donâ(TM)t need gun control. If you kill your kids that is just like killing yourself. And as guns tend to kill kids, it works out.
Re:The FDA pushes down the average IQ of Americans (Score:5, Funny)
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People who believe in ivermectin should definitely try this recipe. It may be the only way to restore the Republican Party I knew and loved.
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Yep. Although IQ is only partially inherited and that not reliably. It is unbelievable that there are enough people this stupid and this uneducated that a public warning is required.
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That's OK. They don't believe government warnings.
Re:The FDA pushes down the average IQ of Americans (Score:4, Funny)
This. NyQuil Chicken cures COVID19 just like Ivermectin, but Dr. Fauci doesn't want people to know! Pair with UV light up the butthole for best results.
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They should be pushing MORE stupid, gullible people to do this.
Because such people pollute our gene pool.
If you can't recognize why shit like this is "bad", just die now.
Leave the planet before you curse us with next-gen morons.
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An couple generations of kids raised by shrinks and the liberal indoctrination machine think men can get pregnant, eat tide pods, do this dumb shit and have record setting emotional instability and suicide rates. Coincidence? Not even remotely.
This is exactly what happens when you rapidly supplant thousands of years of evolved child rearing and parents with skin in the game with a bunch of echo chamber produced pseudoscience spouting counselors and a combination of failed and untested ideology over a few sc
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I'm not saying the time tested methods of raising kids are optimal but they have a very high success rate which is proven. What has been done to education in the US since control was nationalized and psychology has infected our schools is akin to Mao's great plan to reform agriculture to end hunger.
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While I understand your "survival of the fittest" messaging, consider that some of this NyQuil Chicken would be fed to children. Dumb or not, we don't want poisoned children.
if that happens, then charge the parents with reckless endangerment, child abuse, manslaughter, etc. Maintain higher standards for foster parents and pay them more. Then put children who survive life threatening harm at the hands of moronic caregivers into the care of more intelligent and loving adults. The cost of increasing the quality of foster care will pay for itself easier in the long run with children having better outcomes.
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Some of? The possibility any of this chicken wasn't being prepared by and eaten by children hadn't even occurred to me.
If it was Tussin chicken I'd be more sympathetic to the kids because while still incredibly stupid at least there is some kind of logic occurring in a child seeking a bigger and better robotrip. But Nyquil? There isn't any potential payout there at all. That is a broken brain not merely ignorant one with a child's poor impulse control.
Darwin at work (Score:5, Funny)
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I know you can not see this but *double star trek face palm."
You really can't make this shit up. Carlin was right,
Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Re: Darwin at work (Score:3)
IIRC NyQuil has acetaminophen, which means even if you don't inhale the vapors, you're probably looking at heavily overdosing on that, which means bye-bye liver. I doubt the acetaminophen vaporizes, it probably just gets more concentrated as a solid.
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We can expect offspring of the survivors to be ultra resistant to NyQuil vapors.
Idiocracy got it all wrong - people will be drinking NyQuil instead of Brawndo...
Charge the creator. (Score:2)
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"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute, and is there a way you can do something like that by injection inside, or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it’d be interesting to check that. So you’re going to have to use medical doctors, but it sounds interesting to me, so we’ll see."
If anyone interprets that as, "I should drink Clorox bleach" they are the idiot
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If anyone interprets that as, "I should drink Clorox bleach" they are the idiot
Yes, they are.
Some brainstorming from someone who is not a doctor, so may not know what is safe or not, should not be taken as medical advice.
He was pretty much thinking out loud "hey, the disinfectant kill the virus super fast, maybe we can figure out something that works like that inside the body". And he is not completely wrong for thinking like that - antibiotics exist and they do kill germs (bacteria, not viruses though) and there is also medicine that kills parasites.
And if anyone listens to that and
Re:Charge the creator. (Score:5, Informative)
Plenty of antibiotics kill germs; they are termed "bactericidal" to distinguish them from "bacteriostatic" which is what you describe. Penicillin, for instance, is bactericidal.
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Well, I stand corrected. The point is the mechanisms are not nearly as simple as claimed.
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You know, I watched the video - saw it live. And thought to myself "Jeez - thousands of morons are going to kill themselves with bleach". Cause I've seen how stupid the people who worship that buffoon really are.
You admit that the man is an idiot. No matter what the specific words that came out of his mouth were - what people HEARD was him suggesting you inject bleach to kill of CoVid.
I doubt the man has ever strung together even 10 words into one cohesive sentence in his life. Anyone who tries to liste
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You know, I watched the video - saw it live. And thought to myself "Jeez - thousands of morons are going to kill themselves with bleach". Cause I've seen how stupid the people who worship that buffoon really are.
You admit that the man is an idiot. No matter what the specific words that came out of his mouth were - what people HEARD was him suggesting you inject bleach to kill of CoVid.
I doubt the man has ever strung together even 10 words into one cohesive sentence in his life. Anyone who tries to listen to him as someone they ought to follow literally (no pun intended) has to fill in a lot of blanks and interpret a lot of random crap.
And YOU come along to carefully parse the exact grammar of a rambling idiot (your own word there) trying to put lie to the fact that, by some *incredible* coincidence, after his speech, Poison Control hotlines around the country suddenly had a massive spike in people poisoning themselves with ... wait for it ... bleach.
Here's Forbes on that topic https://www.forbes.com/sites/n... [forbes.com] and https://www.forbes.com/sites/r... [forbes.com]
The problem with JBerreta's argument is that if we presymably intelligent people can be somehow fooled into thinking he was talking about injecting disinfectants, his followers might also. .
And lo and behold it appears they have.
We have to remember, that there are a lot of people who aren't very smart. And that when led by someone who is likewise not very smart, they will tend to do as he says. Because
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So conflating disinfectant with antibiotics isn't wrong?
Wrong how? The man NEVER even suggested you should put bleach in you. Not once. Fuck's sake.. You can watch the goddamn video at least.. He's clearly asking a question "The disinfectant. Is there a way you can you do something LIKE that for the body? Some kind of injection?"
You are making an argument that I am not making oh triggered one.
So it appears that you believe that Disinfectants are antibiotics. and Something llike that is good for an injection.
Your loyalty to Trump is admirable, and your willingness to gi nuts on anyone who dares disagree will earn you a place in Trump heaven - He really loves people who defend him no matter what.
No, they are not the same. They are not something like each other, You would probably not be pleased if your child or wife was sick,
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Definitely not. If I were stupid, I would now cry "Censorship!", but really, there is a minimal level of insight you can rightfully expect of people. Anybody being stupid enough to try this recipe is far below that level but there really is no reason to make special allowances for them.
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You can't though.
Freedom of speech includes stupid shit too.
p.s. no one is falling for this or the tide pod challenge...except the media and FDA apparently.
Honestly, just thinking about how nyquil tastes to begin with, I can't imagine anyone actually eating even a single bite.
Should not bring attention to stuff like this (Score:1)
I have to think that a warning like this from the FDA will only make more people aware of this nonsense, and thus even more people will be trying it... or even worse, wondering what other over the counter drugs they might "intensify" via cooking.
Treating such an obvious joke as a serious thing, is like fact checking obvious sarcasm.
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People who do such things after plain warning deserve what they get.
Just like people who engage in unprotected anal sex with multiple random strangers and getting unusually aggressive case of monkeypox in regions not normally affected are not an emergency.
Maybe deserved, but responsibility is on both side (Score:1)
People who do such things after plain warning deserve what they get.
Although I agree with that I think there's some moral obligation not to bait people into maybe trying, even If people that try it basically do deserve the consequences because they were warned...
I have to wonder if this will produce some new variant of crack that is even worse, like roasted pumpkin spice crack. :-)
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These algorithms completely distort perceptions of how prevalent something actually is. This is a major problem with social media and I don't
Re: Should not bring attention to stuff like this (Score:2)
Darwin's making a list, and checking it twice...
What I want to know (Score:2, Insightful)
What I want to know is, who upon considering the taste of cough syrup thinks to themselves, "I bet chicken would taste great sauteed in that"?
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I'm trying to figure out what wrong bottle of olives you were going for....?
A dirty martini is using the brine from a jar of olives...which is a salty, vinegary liquid.
What type olives were you trying to use that was not packed that way...?
Or, am I misunderstanding what you posted and were trying to do...?
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Ahh..ok, gotcha.
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It's about "wInNiNg tEh tIk tOk cHaLlEnGe", hoping to make it through the Jackass type stunt so they can brag about, um, chicken in Nyquil.
Yeah the bar for laccomplishment has been set real low and the whole class gets a gold star no matter what.
ah well it's not like they would ever put (Score:2)
FDA Warning: Don't do dumb shit (Score:2)
It is impractical to release a specific FDA warning against everything idiotic that people might do. They will always be playing catch-up to the latest idiocy.
Just cover it all with a single blanket PSA "Don't do dumb shit"
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That hasn't worked in a very, VERY long time. Besides, our government likes nothing more than popping up new recommendations, new regulations, and new laws. Maybe we'll get a nice bonus federal law out of this. "NyQuil Chicken = federal prison" has a nice ring to it.
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Come on, where's your imagination? Maybe they can add it to the known terrorist activities list or something? Pop it for more than murder.
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Not terrorism, conspiracy. And they have documented proof of the conspiracy to ... poison? commit suicide? There's bound to be something that would fit. So they don't need any new law, since it's already illegal. (Of course, this wouldn't be for convicting the person who killed themselves, but rather those who aided and abetted. Like the one that posted the challenge.)
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Just cover it all with a single blanket PSA "Don't do dumb shit"
Take a cold hard look at your fellow citizens. Do you thing a warning like that would really work?
Win Darwin Award by Cooking Chicken in Gasoline (Score:2)
pizza (Score:2)
"Honey you better pick up a pizza. This NyQuil stuff just isn't working out."
Sigh. (Score:1)
We aren't going to make it, are we?
Probably not (Score:1)
We aren't going to make it, are we?
Well with the FDA advising against it I should say not! :-)
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At least it does not look good...
As with the Tide Pod thing. . . (Score:2)
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I still can't help but think that these TikToc "challenges" are part of some Chinese psyops program to dumb down American youth by slowly poisoning them.
By the time these kids reach adulthood, everyone left in charge will be so brain-damaged that they won't remember how to operate our military stockpile. Then they can just roll in the tanks uncontested.
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I thought that's what (anti)social media was for. Except granted, it works a lot slower but is just an effective.
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I dunno, man... dumbing down American youth is... redundant? :)
TikTok - Bytedance - CCP (Score:5, Insightful)
That is all. Why we allow known enemy state actors to fuck with our kids is beyond me.
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That is all. Why we allow known enemy state actors to fuck with our kids is beyond me.
Makes no difference. They do it with impunity on your own domestic social media as well.
Lysol (Score:2)
What about Lysol? Can we cook with that?
Endust or Pledge?
How about Pepto-Bismol?
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Ivermectin, though. That's how the Michelin-starred chefs do it!
Ahead of their time (Score:5, Funny)
TV dinners, I'm feelin' kinda rough
TV dinners, this one's kinda tough
I like the enchiladas, and the teriaki too
I even like the chicken, if the sauce is not too blue.
- ZZ Top
The FDA should know... (Score:2)
So, they actually tried it.
I obviously need sleep (Score:2)
... because I read the headline as "FDA Warns Against Cooking Children in NyQuil. For Real."
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They are interfering... (Score:2)
They are interfering with Darwin and the survival of the fittest (or in their case, just fit).
Clearly these challenges are meant to cull the heard, so quit trying to stop them from trying things like this...
we live in a post-darwin world (Score:5, Insightful)
...where literally people just think up stupid dangerous stuff and then challenge other people to do it. So they do.
Lord of the Flies was a terrible tale about the inhumanity amoral children can visit upon one another when unconstrained by social mores and society.
Our society of glorified adolescents isn't even that mature (although they can certainly gin up a lynch mob when they feel like it), but rely on the simple stupidity of others to ape them in their often self-abusive antics.
They don't really even have to say "I dare you".
Fscking morons.
Amateurs ... (Score:2)
The Tide Pod Turkey was far more delicious.
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great blue-green color (Score:2)
What's not to like? It give the chicken a nice blue-green color and has a nice sleepy taste. I like mine with a side of dramamine and a benzo kicker.
Saw this meme on reddit long ago (Score:2)
When I saw an actual headline about an actual FDA response to it a day or two ago I almost choked. If it hadn't been for all the other incredibly stupid shit that's happened over the last several years preparing me for this moment, it might've done me in.
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We will soon have the option to harvest our farts, so we can post & comment on sta
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Good catch. Turns out there's no evidence of anyone really doing this anyway:
https://mashable.com/article/n... [mashable.com]
https://techcrunch.com/2022/09... [techcrunch.com]
Sleepy Chicken(tm) is apparently more of a meme than a real thing (unlike, say, the Tide Pod Challenge).
Tide pods, shorting out electrical outlets (Score:2)
, this. Why don't they do the jump off a high cliff with no gear "challenge"? That would ensure a cleaner gene pool and put a smile on Chuck Darwin's face.
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I prefer free-form skydiving (i.e. no parachute). But be sure there's a haystack below, because that's known to keep people who jump from an airplane without a parachute safe. Or maybe the haystack isn't needed: https://www.independent.co.uk/... [independent.co.uk]
Our ancestors got by on opium poppy sauce (Score:2)
But no, these kids today are too good for that!
Let natural selection work as intended (Score:3)
This is proof we've reached Peak Stupid (Score:2)
This, more than anything in the past oh, 10 years, proves we've reached Peak Stupid in the USA.
Delivered to you not by TV, not by Radio, not by Pulpit or Movie Screen -- but by Social Media.
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This, more than anything in the past oh, 10 years, proves we've reached Peak Stupid in the USA.
Unfortunately I don't think it anywhere near the peak yet.
National service (Score:2)
Stop, think, decide and act? (Score:2)
Next up (Score:2)
FDA warns about the dangers of putting Brawndo on crops.
The longer I live... (Score:2)
...the more I believe we're living in Heinlein's "Crazy Years."
Darwin award? (Score:2)