Four-Day Week a 'Major Breakthrough' as Most UK Firms in Trial Extend Changes (theguardian.com) 199
AmiMoJo writes: The vast majority of companies taking part in the world's largest trial of a four-day week have opted to continue with the new working pattern, in a result hailed as evidence that it could work across the UK economy. Of the 61 companies that entered the six-month trial, 56 have extended the four-day week, including 18 who have made it permanent. The findings will be presented to MPs on Tuesday as part of a push urging politicians to give all workers in Britain a 32-hour week. Joe Ryle, the director of the 4 Day Week Campaign, called the trial a "major breakthrough moment," adding: "Across a wide variety of sectors, wellbeing has improved dramatically for staff; and business productivity has either been maintained or improved in nearly every case."
"We're really pleased with the results and hopefully it does show that the time to roll out a four-day week more widely has surely come." At Sheffield-based Rivelin Robotics, one of the participating firms that plans to continue with the new approach, the chief product officer, David Mason, said he hoped offering a shorter working week would help with future recruitment. "It's certainly something that makes us a little bit different from the average." The UK pilot, which kicked off last June, has been promoted by 4 Day Week Global, a not-for-profit organisation founded in New Zealand, and overseen by the thinktank Autonomy and a team of academics.
"We're really pleased with the results and hopefully it does show that the time to roll out a four-day week more widely has surely come." At Sheffield-based Rivelin Robotics, one of the participating firms that plans to continue with the new approach, the chief product officer, David Mason, said he hoped offering a shorter working week would help with future recruitment. "It's certainly something that makes us a little bit different from the average." The UK pilot, which kicked off last June, has been promoted by 4 Day Week Global, a not-for-profit organisation founded in New Zealand, and overseen by the thinktank Autonomy and a team of academics.
Hawthorne Effect? (Score:5, Interesting)
Probably not (Score:5, Interesting)
I wonder if this pilot is demonstrating the Hawthorne Effect - essentially, that most changes to any work variable result in an uplift in productivity? Of course there is also the fact that workers that are part of such a trial are presumably very motivated to make the trial a success and long-term effects may perhaps differ
Probably not.
The start of this trial was described in the book "Stolen Focus" if anyone's interested. In that case, the company had really good pre-existing metrics on productivity (something about legal document processing - wills and deeds and such) and reduced hours to 32 instead of 40, with the promise that the change would be permanent if productivity didn't increase.
What they found was the employees had the same productivity: people did more work in less time, but this didn't burn people out as one might expect. The extra day to "unwind" had a measurably good effect on wellbeing, the employees had extra time to do errands, shopping, and such and so had less stress, and lots of beneficial follow-on effects.
The brain has a neurotransmitter that gets used every time you make a decision or take an action (I believe it's norepinephrine), and you have an amount available for use each day that gets replenished at night. A little bit gets used when you make any decision, even a decision not to do something: if you're working and the front door rings and you know someone else will get it, that decision (not to go to the front door) still uses up a little bit.
It's sort of like a bank account of action potential, and you "withdraw" an amount during the day to handle affairs, and an amount is added at night with you're asleep. If you withdraw more than gets added back at night, the total amount goes down and you start to have days where you run out before the day is over. If you do this a lot you begin to have days where the majority of your time is feeling tired and stressed, and you have to take a few days off to recover.
This is why lots of people come home and don't have the energy to do things, even though their daily activities were not physically demanding. It's why taking a few days off will make you feel better: so long as the days off are less stressful you can start to recover your reserves.
It's looking like the optimal work week for humans is less than the 40 hour week we're used to.
Re:Probably not (Score:5, Interesting)
We know that the optimal work week is much less than 40h/week. We spent most of our time on Earth as hunter-gatherers and could get by working 15-20h/week to sustain ourselves.
Agriculture was a really shitty development in terms of people's free time.
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The Hawthorne Effect has been described as a "glorified anecdote", because there is little real evidence to support it. It's also not known, for example, how long it lasts. Given these trials were quite long it seems like any temporary benefits would have already gone, especially once it became clear that it was working well and management was happy with the arrangement.
Beware of this, it's often used as an excuse to avoid improving working conditions, and has little to no scientific basis.
Doesn't this only apply to professionals? (Score:2)
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It basically applies mostly to mental work. The thing is that you cannot do mental work well without significant rest periods and mental work done badly results in significant follow-up cost. So there is a huge gain all around to be had. For manual work, a similar effect exists but it is less pronounced and the point were more work per week does not mean more productivity productivity per week is placed later.
The (very old and very solid) facts are roughly 30h/week for mental work and 40h/week for manual wo
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When were large-scale studies done on the effect of less than 40-hour weeks on manual labor productivity to establish such a claim? I've never heard of any.
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In Britain during WWII. The conclusion was that 40 hours a week, eight hours a day was the optimum productivity point for factory workers.
While being bombed and under threat of invasion by Nazis.
There is other research that suggests a different environment, different goals, and different timeframe might lead to a different optimum. This study, for example, which included factory and construction workers, among others.
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The study included construction and manufacturing, arts and entertainment, and retail. From the report:
Hourly workers (Score:2)
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In other words, you didn't exhaust yourself in the time you worked because otherwise, your 50+ working hours would have had a noticeably lower productivity than your first 30 hours.
Slacker!
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Look, I do what I really enjoy and I am also pretty good at it, but that also means that I put my mind to it and that in turn means that after 10 hours of concentrated work, my ability to concentrate deteriorates. It has nothing to do with whether you like doing something or not, someone who likes working out also can't do that for 10 hours straight and expect to be as fresh and ready to give 100% as he was when he began this morning.
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I guarantee that productivity as measured in output per hour would have gone up for you if you worked fewer days per week.
Unfortunately, the company bean counters usually think in output per dollar paid for labor, so, if you were on a straight salary with no pay for hours over 40, in that sense you may be right.
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Well, think about it this way: take those factory workers and make them work 24 hours a day. Do you see how productivity might be lower?
This study reported that manufacturing workers experienced the greatest decrease in burnout and sleep problems and greatest increase among job satisfaction among industries participating. You might well be able to make the assembly line go faster with well-rested, motivated workers. You might also make it up in fewer defects.
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The EU has a higher labor participation rate than the US. I am not saying that says everything but whats your evidence the EU is "sitting on the dole, dependant on the government"?
https://tradingeconomics.com/e... [tradingeconomics.com].
https://tradingeconomics.com/u... [tradingeconomics.com]
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That's why I wasn't directly replying to you but the poster who said that, but the fact that the UK is having a low participation rate actually makes the I advocate for stronger, that strong social safety nets, public institutions and worker rights actually make labor markets stronger. The UK drawing within itself actually reduces it's ability to leverage labor it needs
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Weird. My employer pays me to sit at home. And pretty handsomely, I might add.
I've seen this before (Score:2)
In the US, corporations are celebrating the return of the 12 hour workday. Those lazy Europeans! We'll beat them for sure!
Six months later: "Well, we didn't meet our revenue targets, so we're going to have to lay off half of you..."
One wonders why anyone would work 50% more hours unpaid, for a company which will show its gratitude by laying them off. Maybe Europeans aren't lazy, but more realistic about the long term success of their employers. For example, Twitter laid off half its work force, whi
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Allowed? Who are you to determine whether I'm allowed to do anything?
All fine all well (Score:2)
Claiming productivity gains for ourselves (Score:4, Insightful)
Once upon a time we took the productivity improvements brought by industrialization and automation and used them to make all of our lives better with things like the 40 hour work week. The last half century has seen massive improvements to productivity while all the benefits have been kept by our affluent, hence our shrinking middle class, bloated stock market, and ever more affluent upper class. It's about time we started claiming some of these gains for ourselves again.
Give all workers a 32hr week? (Score:2)
Why go to Parliament? (Score:2)
First, color me skeptical. I definitely get less accomplished on weeks I take Friday off, even if I push to be more efficient Monday through Thursday. I suspect there's self-selection, confirmation bias, or effort justification going on. I could be wrong.
Second, and I keep coming back to this, if this is such a win, why go to Parliament "to give all workers in Britain a 32-hour week"? There's nothing but habit and tradition keeping companies and workers negotiating this today. Hearing these results, compani
And now, let's go for a 3 day work week! (Score:2)
If 4 is better than 5, surely 3 will be even better!
Re:4 Longer days ... (Score:5, Informative)
In this case the hours were reduced. Productivity increased so the same amount of work, or sometimes more, got done. The time spent at work was the same though.
Re:4 Longer days ... (Score:5, Funny)
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Found the person who is pissed that there are people who work smarter and not harder.
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Money only matters 'til you have enough. At least that's what it was for me. I have enough money, at least as much as I need. Money isn't really that interesting anymore.
But it's amazing what you can make people do that are still interested in that stuff. It's a bit like playing with drug addicts and promising them a shot of heroin.
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Should I be happy for you because you either have accepted lesser for yourself knowing you cannot get any better because the powers that be wont allow it, or that you were lucky enough to get into the 1%? Fuck and no.
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I'm "only" in the 3%, but that's already more than I need. Could I get "better"? Probably. But I wonder if that would be "better".
Consider this:
I make about 70k to 100k less than I could make. It's still plenty, but most of all, it means that I can't get fired. No matter how much I piss of my superior. Because if he fires me, I go to HIS superior and tell him he now has to either replace me with someone who will probably ask for 100k a year more, or he can have me back and get a new boss for me.
I'm currentl
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Socialist? BAH! Tech Bros are not Socialists. They are Neo-Liberal Capitalists.
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Oh, shove it. I don't drive a Tesla, and I *am* a socialist. And I've worked harder than you ever did.
But I want you and people like you to work with, rather than live on BMI, because I "love" working with obnoxious people who expect everyone else to treat them like masters.
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The internet is full of them. They drive $70,000 Teslas and complain that they actually might have to show up to an actual office three days a week.
Pretty sure you're getting your generalizations from TV and not reality.
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No idea, but he's entertaining to say the least. I could make fun of him all day long, he's the gift that keeps on giving.
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Oh please, you very clearly don't understand the words you're using if you think rsilvergun is up there with one of the founders of the Soviet Union. Given the number of times I've seen conservatives characterize anything to the left of center as hardcore communist I guess I shouldnt be surprised though. Clearly interpreting the political spectrum is beyond most conservatives, at least the American ones.
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I know what working hard means. Your wages get stolen and then you get fired when you complain about it. Give me that slack-ass half-work any day.
I worked harder than you. (Score:2)
I used to be a boatswain. It was incredibly hard work. Bleeding hands, broken bones, days without sleeping.
I worked my way up to cushy tech work, went to school, and I can tell you that right now you’re licking the boot on your face. Fighting the good fight so some failson can be your boss and collect the fruits of your work.
That’s abnormal.
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The reason I have the job I have is that managers are afraid of the sky falling and I can hold their hands (or spank their asses, depending on what's needed). Yeah, I barely work. I still get paid quite a tidy amount of money. I don't care what working hard means. To me it's sufficient that peasants like you know it.
And ... that complaint about the greedy capitalist system... you ain't a socialist, are you?
Re: 4 Longer days ... (Score:5, Interesting)
... you ain't a socialist, are you
I am & I live in a socialist country. We have a maximum hours working week, minimum wage, statutory paid holidays, sick leave, & p/maternity leave, & universal healthcare. Per capita productivity is pretty good. Oh, & almost everyone who's been here wants to live here.
How about you?
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Dude, this guy that I replied to is a self styled new-age right winger. You know, the miserly-greedy-envious type who wants everything for themselves and goes deep green with envy any time someone else has something he doesn't.
That's why I accused him of being "socialist", don't read too much into that, it's just a dig at someone who pretends to be old-school conservative while actually just being an envious little whiner who can't fathom that others might have something he can't get himself because that wo
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How about weekly school shootings? Oh wait that happens in exactly one country.
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I don't think you're actually a socialist because it doesn't seem you know what the hell they actually are. You likely live in a country with a robust market economy that g
Re: 4 Longer days ... (Score:5, Informative)
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Even by the very narrow US definition of socialism, owning the means if production, your house is not the means if production. Marx didn't envision the government owning all real estate.
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C'mon, let me have a little fun at our trollish friend's expense. Maybe I piss him off enough again that he stays away another week. It has happened before.
Re:4 Longer days ... (Score:4, Funny)
I worked for a place that did "compressed schedules" Well, guess what. Those four days started having longer hours... then turned into five days, so one wound up having worse hours than before, just because they add that day back eventually.
Re:4 Longer days ... (Score:4, Interesting)
My company didn't bother with a trial, we went straight to it at the start of 2022. We do work longer days, but 3.5 hours less per week total, on the same pay. We don't work Fridays, no shifting here. Three-day weekends are great.
Re:4 Longer days ... (Score:4, Informative)
Could you at least read the fucking summary before posting?
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You end up working the same hours, just spread over 4 longer days, rather than 5 shorter ones
and they tend to shift which day people are not available so they still have staff available all days
You say that like it's a bad thing. A lot of these companies do actually lessen the stated hours, but I'd take that trade regardless. I suspect a lot of people would.
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It's a 32 hour work week, not 40
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Couldn’t even read the first paragraph. 32 hours.
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Well, somebody is working too many hours. I think it's you - you've lost the capacity to read.
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It's in TFS.
It's interesting how dogmatic people are about this. That protestant work ethic has its hooks in deep.
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There are really a few possibilities here (at least in aggregate)
1) The White Collar folks were really only productive about 32 hours a week. They are still to mentally burned out to really do much other profitable white collar labors - they now watch youtube at home and write slashdot comments at home instead of the office.
2) The reduction in hours means more labor is now need to do the white collar work, and therefore prices go up wages probably stagnate. Maybe those as you say some of those knowledge wor
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Depends on the type of manual labour. If tiredness is reducing productivity, then working fewer hours can be just as productive. Even for things like shop clerks, they typically rotate between roles like checkout and stock management.
If you take the example of checkout staff, it might seem like they need to be there all the time, but in a large shop there will usually be more than one till and with decreased working hours they may find that queues are shorter during peak times as staff are able to maintain
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Any job that requires you to be on site manipulating physical objects and interacting with customers for an hourly rate will get the short end of the stick in an economy that allows knowledge workers to get 100% of their salary during 80% of a work week.
There could be some sort of 'On site', 'Physical labour', 'In person service' premiums added to the hourly wages of workers to offset the advantage that the knowledge workers would be getting from the shortened work week.
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Sound like the goal is to make 32 hours the new 100% work week.
Which would mean those must-be-there jobs either
1) start paying overtime (=10% pay increase for the same 40 hours at the same wage, assuming time-and-a-half)
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2) spread the same work among 25% more employees working 32 hour weeks (= a more competitive labor market and higher wages)
And assuming at least some businesses choose (2), that's going to further drive up wages for the 40-hour businesses as well.
Assuming the UK maximum overtime limit of a
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Actually I mean a 37.5% increase in hourly wage.
You're still working 40 hours, but now 8 of those are overtime. 32+(8*1.5) = 44 pay-hours. A 10% increase in pay, assuming your hourly wage remains the same.
But assuming your full-time pay remains the same (like it's supposed to, and "keyboard twiddlers" don't have any more guarantee of that than you do), then your hourly pay is 40/32 = 25% higher
Meaning that your total pay for a 40-hour work week would be 110% * 125% = 137.5% of present
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Bah, sorry - that should be a 25% increase in hourly wage at the top.
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> I don't see companies doing that.
Maybe not, Which is where option (2) comes in: you now need 25% more workers in a country with less than 4% unemployment. Which means much more competition to attract a severely limited labor pool, and wages go up. Will they go up a full 25% to give you the same weekly pay? Maybe, maybe not - but you're also working 25% fewer hours to get that pay, meaning if you really need the money a second job becomes far more attractive.
What makes you think that white-collar wo
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Not just physical labour. If you are a software contractor and the customer wants to pay the same rate, but you only get 4/5 the hours, then you lose money. I had someone call me up about a job that was for 35 hours a week for the same rate as 40 hours would be, on top of that inflation has pushed prices up about 15% over the last 3 years. I told them I'd only look if the rate were 20% higher (even if I was still effectively getting less than before). No reply. For companies hiring contractors, they need
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In other words, it won't work if you're paid for presence, not for work done.
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Exactly.
I'm a janitor. When I started it took me 8 hours to do my job, 10 years later I can do it in 5 or 6 because I learned the most effective ways to perform each task and optimized my workflow. During those 'extra' 2-3 hours a day that I now have I can either work a little easier, find some element of the building to do a deeper clean or refurbishment on, or just take a longer break here and there. What I can't do is just leave early or take a day off because if there is some sort of emergency or accide
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Well, the difference is maybe that I can't just work 2-3 hours a day a little easier. I'm not getting paid to keep my chair from flying off into orbit, I get paid to get work done.
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How foggy is your brain after 10 hours of work? How capable of formulating a coherent thought are you when you come home? How often are you exhausted enough that you sit down, try to read a book, read the same line five times without remembering what you read and say to yourself "screw that, what's on TV?"
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Well, according to your own statement you were a keyboard twiddler, why don't you rejoin the force? That way you can have that 20% salary increase too!
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So, let me summarize this, you complain about a group of people who get, in your opinion, an unwarranted salary increase, you could become part of that group of people and have that increase, too, but you do not want to.
Mind I ask what you do want?
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The fun bit is that in a recession, they'll first get rid of the shit shovel guys like you. Corporations still want their computer systems to work because without, they break down and their all-holy bottom line would be threatened, while nobody cares whether the workers have to climb over a pile of crap to get into the office.
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The complete dismantling of Capitalism to be replaced with councils of experts that allocate labour to those that are skilled, willing, and eager to do those tasks for the betterment of everyone;
Yup, that sound lovely, let's see how we can accomplish that.
with luxury incentives for the jobs that nobody wants to spend the time to learn how to do or are so onerous, dangerous, or disgusting that few if any people want to do them.
So... you still want to make supply and demand the cornerstone of how to reward work? Why do we have to get rid of capitalism to do that, if anything, this is what capitalism would be about, so it seems you'd rather want to replace our system with capitalism? Am I missing something here?
Education would be freely available to anyone that wants to learn.
That's how it is where I live. And in a couple other European countries.
All the basic necessities of life (a bed in a private room, access to a full washroom, and a public kitchen/cafeteria) would be provided out of the collective efforts of everyone, with the rare individual that refuses to do any contributory labour for the collective effectively shut out and shunned from accessing any of the shared luxuries or participation in community events.
That's pretty much how our social services work. If you have no work and can't find any, or
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What does your employer do when you are on holiday? Surely they don't expect you to be on call during your PTO.
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So it's just your employer being cheap.
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I'm just wondering what other stuff you can contribute as a janitor.
Come up with better ways to organize files?
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Wouldn't it be nice if somebody sitting at a desk didn't require you to be lounging in the furnace room posting on Slashdot during those extra few hours?
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Someone needs to be here... :)
And the furnace is in the next room down the hall, I'm in the Security Camera server room
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There are some jobs where you get paid for having a pulse. The normal approach is shifts. A few edge cases might be genuine exceptions.
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Failure? By whos metric? Yours? Not by mine.
I literally make more per hour now then when I was working in IT as a Full Stack multimedia designer, author, and AV engineer (for about 8 years everything the CBC put on on DVD passed through my hands). I can sync and mix 5.1 audio, encode closed captioning, composite animation, build network servers (or at least I could 10 years ago), programmed in C, Java, and VB back in the day too. I also spent time doing database administration for a bank. I make more as a f
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OMG! You just figured out how hourly workers can benefit! Genius!
Much of the early research supporting the productivity benefits of reduced hours comes from factories, BTW. Specifically factories in England during WWII.
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If you convince Capitalists to put all the Blue Collar wage labourers onto a salary equivalent to a 40 hour wage week, then cut the hours by 20% while maintaining the salary so they get the same deal as the White Collar Keyboard Twiddlers I will honestly and truly [Insert some meaningly demeaning but humorous act]
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Well, looks like they've done it with most of the companies involved in this study, several of which are in construction and manufacturing.
So, what's this act you're going to commit? I'm curious.
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I disagree. I have been in the building trades for several decades. I spent 8 years in management - long enough to learn that I find no joy in it. I went back to my tools a year ago. I currently work Tues - Fri, 10 hour days. 11-1/4, counting my rather leisurely commute.
This means I always have at least a 3-day weekend - more if there's a holiday. It also means that I have 3 days to make optional overtime, instead of just two. It took some getting used to. These are long days, and being on my own to
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The young people have noticed that they will own nothing whether or not they're working their asses off. So they decided they don't want zero freedom on top of that.
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And they should be paid accordingly. They are selling the commodity they own. Their time.
And prospective purchasers of that time should decide whether or not the price they're paying is resulting in the outcomes they want - and they should stop purchasing that time if that turns out not to be true.
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Want to own something? Go build something. But you probably shouldn't ask somebody else to pay you to do it.
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Even if you had the skill to do that, building codes probably won't allow you to. There are certain jobs you must not do yourself without proper documentation of qualification. Which can be a good thing, I wouldn't want someone who only thinks they know how to welt properly because they watched a few YouTube videos to do their own gas line. But in some cases you just know that the only reason this is done is to protect certain businesses.
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Nope. Believe me, they have noticed that. They started to work, and they worked their asses off. Only to be exploited by a gig-economy market, and ten years later they finally had a few moments to stop and realize that they don't have any savings and that at the same time real estate prices went to insane levels. They know that they will never, never ever, own a house.
So why bother trying?
Back in the 60s, the formula worked. You could work hard and this was rewarded. You could have a house, a family, a car, and you could even go on vacation once a year. Not to some fancy Caribbean holiday resort, but there was that. And for the longest time, people still bought into that promise. But that hasn't worked for years now. Decades even. And guess what, eventually someone noticed that.
This has very little to do with "globalists". Or some other conspiracy nonsense. This is simply and plainly what happens here. We've been bullshitted into believing that working hard makes you rich. That's a lie. Working hard makes your employer rich, the corporation that tries to make you work 12+ hours a day so you are too wasted to even notice how they fuck you.
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I believe you.
I gather that a couple of decades ago the UN started teaming up with corporations, so globalists are kinda the megacorps anyway now.
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Some people don't seem to understand how technology develops. They didn't go on foreign holidays... Because jet aircraft and flying was a lot more expensive. They didn't own an iPhone... Because iPhones didn't exist.
Their mortgage was on a 10% interest rate... But it was for a fraction of the money young people now need to borrow.
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A 10% interest rate on a mortgage that you pay off in 10 years of working is pennies to the dollar compared to a 3% interest rate that you chew away on for 30+ years.
And the worst part is that young people won't even get it. Try to convince a bank to give you the 500,000 you need for a house today, as a young person without any credit history. They CANNOT even give you that mortgage. Basel III won't allow it. As a bank auditor I know quipped: "With Basel III, the only way to be qualified for a loan is by no
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Well, like a German comedian famously said, as long as you have a clear picture of your enemy, your day is structured. As long as you have someone to blame for your own failures, it's not that bad. Because it's globalists. Or the Jews. Or the liberals. Or anyone else. But it can't be me. No, it can't be that I'm just not good enough to get anywhere with my life. It has to be someone else. Blame anyone but me for my failure!