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The Almighty Buck The Courts

A $700 Million Bonanza for the Winners of Crypto's Collapse: Lawyers (msn.com) 121

An anonymous Slashdot reader shared this report from the New York Times: The collapse in cryptocurrency prices last year forced a procession of major firms into bankruptcy, triggering a government crackdown and erasing the savings of millions of inexperienced investors. But for a small group of corporate turnaround specialists, crypto's implosion has become a financial bonanza.

Lawyers, accountants, consultants, cryptocurrency analysts and other professionals have racked up more than $700 million in fees since last year from the bankruptcies of five major crypto firms, including the digital currency exchange FTX, according to a New York Times analysis of court records. That sum is likely to grow significantly as the cases unfold over the coming months. Large fees are common in corporate bankruptcies, which require complex and time-intensive legal work to untangle. But in the crypto world, the mounting fees have sparked widespread outrage because many of the people owed money are amateur traders who lost their personal savings, rather than corporations with the ability to weather a financial crisis. Every dollar in fees is deducted from the pool of funds that will be returned to creditors at the end of the bankruptcies.

The fees are "exorbitant and ridiculous," said Daniel Frishberg, a 19-year-old investor who lost about $3,000 when the crypto company Celsius Network filed for bankruptcy last year. "At every hearing, they have an army of people there, and most of them don't need to be there. You don't need 20 people taking notes."

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A $700 Million Bonanza for the Winners of Crypto's Collapse: Lawyers

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  • by oblom ( 105 ) on Monday September 11, 2023 @06:46AM (#63838528) Homepage

    Obligatory Shakespeare reference aside, lawyers serve a purpose. Even the bankruptcy ones. Somebody needs to clean up the mess that was created by crypto scammers. As for the fees, in the words of Gordon Gekko: "Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another."

    • by XXongo ( 3986865 )

      Obligatory Shakespeare reference aside, lawyers serve a purpose.

      They do, but without some check on their rates, if you allow them to charge what they want, they charge absurd number of hours at exorbitant fees.

    • It wasn't all waste of time and resources

      Well actually it pretty much was.... So these guys have been sponging off the rest of us, dumping the CO2 that runs their cryptomines into our shared atmosphere. Failing to pay the taxes that we have to pay so that the police protect them. Making space for criminal payments that we have to deal with the consequences of. Suddenly they need the support of the courts that we paid for in the meantime to get back some part of what they threw away and they're complaining about the price?

    • Re: (Score:2, Informative)

      by sursurrus ( 796632 )

      A judge explained why everyone interprets that Shakespeare quote: "First thing we'll do is kill all the lawyers," wrong. It's from Macbeth, and these insurgents are planning an overthrow of government. Thus the lawyers would be an impediment to lawlessness.

      • A judge explained why everyone interprets that Shakespeare quote: "First thing we'll do is kill all the lawyers," wrong. It's from Macbeth, and these insurgents are planning an overthrow of government. Thus the lawyers would be an impediment to lawlessness.

        It might also make the insurgents popular.

      • by nomadic ( 141991 ) <nomadicworld@ g m a i l . com> on Monday September 11, 2023 @11:14AM (#63839216) Homepage

        It's a bit more complicated than that; when you look at what they're complaining the lawyers have done, they are actually terrible things that lawyers have done.

        "Is not this a lamentable thing, that of the skin of an innocent lamb should be made parchment, that parchment, being scribbl'd o'er, should undo a man? Some say the bee stings; but I say 'tis the bee's wax, for I did but seal once to a thing, and I was never mine own man since."

      • by cpt kangarooski ( 3773 ) on Monday September 11, 2023 @11:36AM (#63839298) Homepage

        Partly right.

        It's not from Macbeth, it's from Henry VI, Part 2.

        But yes, a lot of ideas are being thrown around for how great things will be after the crown is usurped: it'll be illegal to drink small beer (i.e. the barely-alcoholic stuff people drank as a safer substitute to water), everything will be owned in common, the king will provide for everyone, and they just need to all agree on Jack Cade, the rebel leader, being king.

        While it is a criticism of lawlessness it also criticizes lawyers for tending to support existing power structures.

    • Money isn't lost but resources (physical and human) can be. There is a fundamental difference between paying someone to dig a ditch and fill it in again, and paying them to build a useful road. In an ideal free market money tracks resources, but in real markets those two can be different.

      The money gained and lost on crypto is no different from gambling - a transfer of money between people, roughly neutral for the overall economy. The resources used to program the machines, the hardware and the energy us
    • The problem with economic parasites like crypto bros is that their diverting resources away from things that could actually be productive. It's the same problem with high frequency trading or Bain Capital or if you're old enough the savings and loan scams. Billions of dollars that could have been spent increasing productivity in a meaningful fashion and thereby improving the lives of the average person get shuffled around usually towards the top until they're essentially removed from the human economy.

      If
  • by iAmWaySmarterThanYou ( 10095012 ) on Monday September 11, 2023 @06:50AM (#63838536)

    My 20 something crypto bro nephew still talks dumb shit about how, "long term, bitcoin can only go up, but all those other coins are bad".

    But, ask him to say why bitcoin is different from the other coins, or what the unpinning real world value of a bitcoin is based on other than fomo, or any other very basic financial question and he just spews random words he got off crypto bro websites he clearly doesn't understand.

    People like him and those who follow his social media have already lost a ton of money and over time will lose the rest. Cynically speaking, I am glad he is losing his shirt as a very young man, learning how the world works now, not later on when it would cost him more and too late to recover, leaving his family in financial distress.

    Tulips can be had for a few bucks at my local supermarket right now.

    • Show him "Line Goes Up".
    • by sg_oneill ( 159032 ) on Monday September 11, 2023 @08:13AM (#63838694)

      At the end of the day, imho the best explanation of why its *doomed* to fail, is because Bitcoin is the ultimate in the very thing the cryptobros despise, a fiat currency. Its only got value because people believe it does, and unlike regular money, it doesnt have the combined armies of the worlds governments to give that belief power. And *power* is what really gives a currency value. The power to buy things, the power to enclose land , the power to command labor, and even the power to stave off death (via medicine). And power is always backstopped with the violence of a state (and without states money is meaningless). And that power is why paper money will always have value because the only power cryptocurrency commands is the power to hope nobody notices the whole thing is an illusion.

      Ultimately bitcoins real value is simply how much *actual* money you can trade it for, it doesnt have its own value. And that mean when the real value of bitcoin is just "how many USD I can trade it for" its always going to be a a case of how much money goes in minus how much goes out but the money always goes out. I buy a a bitcoin from you, I have $10,000 less, you have $10,000 more. Does that mean I have $10,000 worth of bitcoin? No, I have $0 worth of bitcoin and MAYBE a chance that someone else will give me $10,000 or maybe more, or maybe less. But that $10000 isnt money I have when I hold that bitcoin, that $10000 is money the guy I brought it from has. I have $0.

      Now, one might complain thats always how buying stuff works, but other things I buy have other forms of value, for instance a meal has value in the form of nourishment, or a house has value in the form of the structure and the shelter it provides. Shares have value as a percentage ownership in a business. But what value does the bitcoin have? Nothing, it serves no purpose except as a promisary note that isnt actually a promisary note because the guy I got it from doesnt have to give the money back to me.

      Theres precisely one other scheme with this sort of value system. And thats the Ponzi scheme. The only difference here is, this is a distributed ponzi scheme. A network of grift instead of a heirachy of grift. But like a Ponzi scheme, theres still that saturation point where once enough people are in the system, theres no more money to be exchanged for bitcoins, and the whole system collapses and *everyone* loses.

      So ultimately, like the Ponzi scheme, the only people who win, are the guys who cashed out early. The only way to succeed, is to leave.

      • by fazig ( 2909523 )
        I remember something on here wanting to convince me that Bitcoin actually stores energy.
        Because with the value of Bitcoin that you mined just now going up, and energy prices trending down, you can buy a lot more energy in a couple of years than you used for mining that Bitcoin.

        At that time I was speechless at the perplexing profound stupidity in such a statement, but regardless, I believe that comment was also rated Insightful.
      • The problem with your theory is that all currency has the same characteristics you ascribe to Bitcoin. The truth is that everything is worth precisely what someone will trade for it at that moment in time in barter. Believing in some intrinsic value in anything is deluding yourself.

        Gold bugs take note - it doesn't have a fixed value at all. Otherwise, the value of gold would follow currency inflation in lockstep, which it manifestly does not. There was a long period of time when the USG tried to peg the

        • As has been pointed out earlier, the difference between Bitcoin and real currencies is that real currencies are *required* to obtain many good and services and to pay taxes. Bitcoin is never required. That a government backs a currency and collects taxes in that currency gives it value. Whether that's good or bad is a philosophical question. Bitcoin is not backed and enforced by any government with a standing army.
          • by HBI ( 10338492 )

            Well the fact it's legal tender to pay taxes is an advantage in that country. Other than that...it may inflate at a different rate than other currencies. True, there is an ultimate defense against it having no value at all, but with something like Bitcoin, a lot would have to happen for it to be valueless.

            • The only value that BTC has is the ability to trade it for a legal tender currency and that's a PITA, costs money, and involves middle-men who may be dishonest.
          • The real difference between Bitcoin and “real money” is that invariably the controllers of the economy backing the “real money” have a vested interest in not seeing its value change too drastically - in either direction.

            Bitcoin holders, traders and miners however have a vested interest in seeing Bitcoins value increase as quickly as possible.

            • The backers of a real economy, with all of the tools at their disposal including armies, sometimes can't prevent their currency from wildly changing in value. And, when they do, it often results in a black market with an unofficial exchange rate. That one would think that a crypto-currency which isn't backed by a government would be a stable store of value is shocking.
      • A network of grift instead of a heirachy of grift.

        I think its fast becoming a zombie apocalypse of grift as well.

      • It is all good except for this:

        and without states money is meaningless

        - without money the state is meaningless maybe, but not the other way around. Use gold as money by weight and there is no reason to worry about which state you are trading in.

      • You can make a different take on the same topic, by thinking that all things end, and when Bitcoin ends, the money that got into Bitcoins will be the same as the money that got out, minus fees. Then ask yourself which side of the equation are you likely to be.

    • Re: (Score:1, Insightful)

      My 20 something crypto bro nephew still talks dumb shit about how, "long term, bitcoin can only go up, but all those other coins are bad".

      But, ask him to say why bitcoin is different from the other coins, or what the unpinning real world value of a bitcoin is based on other than fomo, or any other very basic financial question and he just spews random words he got off crypto bro websites he clearly doesn't understand.

      This is why religion is so harmful to people. It teaches people that it is OK to believe things just because someone says so, without having to bother to verify the truth. This makes them more vulnerable to what is said by con men of all sorts.

      Yes: I know that I will be modded down by religious people as my comment will cause feelings of cognitive dissonance.

      • >I know that I will be modded down by religious people

        Adults should not believe in supernatural beings controlling the world, ESPECIALLY since there is absolutely zero evidence of that being the case. And it's dangerous to let them, because they do indeed apply that kind of thinking outside their places of worship. I'd care a lot less if it didn't affect my life.

        I'm so damn sick of them all. My cognitive dissonance comes when I have to overlook the faith of some otherwise intelligent good people I cal

      • by HBI ( 10338492 )

        Only very ignorant people conflate personal faith with religion, and I doubt many of those who believe that their religion IS a religon read /., and only those would get upset.

        • I am sufficiently ignorant to not have understood what you mean. Please explain.

          • by HBI ( 10338492 )

            Belief in some kind of higher power is a personal faith. Most churchgoers fall into this category.

            Belief in the strictures of a religion is something else, and belief in them to the point where you'd threaten the life of someone else for saying something that violates dogma...that's another level of pathology.

            A lot of people treat their beliefs as a religion without realizing it, and are actually offended if you point that out.

      • by skam240 ( 789197 )

        This is why religion is so harmful to people. It teaches people that it is OK to believe things just because someone says so, without having to bother to verify the truth.

        To be fair that's the way most people operate, not just the religious. For instance, I'd wager quite a lot of folks who are on board with global warming happening couldnt tell you the whys or hows and they most certainly never took the time to verify what they have been told is true, they just know the people on TV say it's happening (although very recently we've had an awful lot of severe weather that can be pointed to and people can certainly understand that).

      • by Dan667 ( 564390 )
        Anything you are not allowed to question and must just have blind belief like religion is a huge red flag.
      • In order to really understand things you have to do the hard work of ... understanding things. If you don't you'll find yourself believing things other people tell you that are just wrong. You have to be a skeptic of pretty much everything, without being a cynic.
    • He still has a point.
      In 2009, you could buy a Bitcoin for 10 cents.
      By 2011 it rose to 30$, a 3000% gain.
      By 2013 it was worth first 230$ and 1240$ by the end of the year.
      By 2017 it was at almost 20.000$
      In 2021 it reached the all time high of 63.558$

      Bitcoin also experiences spectacular crashes of up to 80% throughout this time, and every single time, people have said that Crypto is dead. But if you look at the data, the trajectory is clear.
      One of the reasons for this high volatility is that nobody really know

      • One of the reasons for this high volatility is that nobody really knows what a Bitcoin and Crypto in general is worth.

        $0 outside of other people thinking it has 'unknown' and/or 'unlimited' worth.

        I'm just continuously shocked at how long the pyramid scheme can keep going. But then, Madoff operated for decades as well.

        I won't dispute that there's a lot of gambling when it comes to stock investments, but at least there's stuff behind the stock - the company itself, which is a business that is(hopefully) making money.

        Even things like gold, well, you can always use it to make jewelry and such, which is worth something.

        Bitcoin

      • In 2023, all the people who bought above the current price of 25k got fucked. Big time. I notice you forgot that critical part of your graph.

        We can do the same timeline with tulips. The tulip craze lasted several years, had its ups n down and crazy sub-type pricing for different colors, etc, and ultimately went to effectively zero. Go read the wiki article. Some fascinating stuff on human nature in there.

        Since that tulip craze time the price of tulips has not recovered. It's been a looooong time. I'm

        • Say that you have a group of people, let's call them Arnold, Beatrix, Charlie and Dave, who regularly go out on activities. To keep things simple, someone always takes the bill; They go to a restaurant, Arnold takes the bill. Next week they go to the cinema, Beatrix takes the bill, etc.
          They track these expenses on a ledger, and once a year they go through the calculations and balance it out, by paying each other out whatever they owe. Overall, it's a big time saver opposed to everyone paying his own bill ev

          • All that said, and Bitcoin is still a really stupid invention. It wastes gobs of electricity and is just a Ponzi scheme. I trust the banks to not mess up more than I trust Bitcoin.

          • When banks make errors, they get corrected. When a bank employee makes a mistake or is unethical, there are systems in place to audit and correct. When a bank collapses, there are other systems in place to make good on deposits. And so on.

            The risk of your money getting lost in a bank today is as close to zero as you can get. The entire economic system would have to utterly collapse for your money to truly disappear on you. At that point you[d be more interested in a gun and a dog and thick walls anyway

            • Humans make mistakes and have incentives that are not necessarily aligned with the common good. Bitcoin has neither, it's just a protocol like http.
              -There was the great depression in the 30's where many people lost their savings because banks couldn't meet withdrawals.
              -There was the savings and loan crisis in the 80's and 90's resulting in government bailouts covered by tax payers.
              -Countless banking crises in developing countries with failed banks and people losing your savings, that you never heard of beca

          • Bitcoin absolutely does not solve any of that.
            Instead of any one taking care of the ledger, every one has to pay a tax to keep the ledger active.
            Trust is still a central issue for any transaction. I purchase a service or good, what is my recourse if I don't get the goods or services? If I get the goods or services up front before payment, how does the merchant know I will pay afterwards? This is why third parties get involved. and why DAO's were created with smart contracts. However the smart contracts have
    • by nomadic ( 141991 )

      That's why tulips are now $457,000 each.

    • Nice anecdote as it paints the "crypto bros" as morons, which earns you a +5 here. The only bitcoin maximalists that lost money are the ones that were buying at the peak, which is essentially nobody with half a brain.
      • The people who lost money were anyone who bought above the current price. By definition their net worth is lower now. The reason for +5 is because most people here understand crypto is tulips with a higher power drain. Nothing more. It has no long term future. It isn't replacing traditional fiat. It is a fascinating psychological/criminology experiment and nothing more.

        Can you answer the questions my nephew can't?

        No. You can't. I've been asking very trivial questions to crypto bros for yeaaaarrrrrrss

    • It's all a scam. Every generation chases the white whale of a get-rich-quick scheme, as your tulip reference suggests. In my analysis of stupid people, I've realized that they work hard to shore up their weakness. Stupid people observe smart people and conclude that they use big words as a sort of secret code, and that nobody must be able to actually understand this code (generalizing from their own inability to understand it). In addition stupid people observe that smart people are 'confident' when the

      • It's all a scam. Every generation chases the white whale of a get-rich-quick scheme, as your tulip reference suggests. In my analysis of stupid people, I've realized that they work hard to shore up their weakness. Stupid people observe smart people and conclude that they use big words as a sort of secret code, and that nobody must be able to actually understand this code (generalizing from their own inability to understand it). In addition stupid people observe that smart people are 'confident' when they use these code words, not really realizing the distinction between facts and opinions.

        You left out religion.

  • Lawyers suck.
    film at 11.

  • by Askmum ( 1038780 ) on Monday September 11, 2023 @07:07AM (#63838562)

    Daniel Frishberg, a 19-year-old investor

    At 19, you're not an invester. You're a teenager who thinks he knows how the world operates. Newsflash: you don't.
    Take my advice and change your career path and become a lawyer. You can bill $ 2,500 per hour and still have enough work.

    • Dear Daniel;

      For less than the cost of a semester of college you have learned a more valuable lesson than anything college can teach you. Furthermore, you have learned it at a time in your life when you have decades to recover from it.

      Best wishes,
      Reality.

      • uh, he's still complaining about how the lawyers, which were hired by the company taking his money, are "unnecessary," which strongly suggests that he hasn't learned a goddam thing and still thinks the company is actually on his side but SOMEHOW overrun by LAWYERS who are intent on bleeding him.

        lessons don't always work. if the founders of celsius started another company and whispered enough sweet nothings in his ear, this would all happen again.

    • We can witness a 21-year old kid take a WSOP championship bracelet and beat poker legends with decades of experience, but somehow it's a statistical impossibility for any 19-year old to be able to learn how to invest in markets when they can start learning how to at...YouTube age?

      Maybe we should accept reality every now and then. Like the reality that teenage millionaires are about as rare as $2,500/hour lawyers.

  • expected (Score:4, Interesting)

    by bloodhawk ( 813939 ) on Monday September 11, 2023 @07:36AM (#63838612)
    Vultures will inevitably feast on the corpses. The teenager is getting a lesson in life about gambling. The same happens for all businesses that fail, the reality is they are businesses too and are after their own pound of flesh and as a gambler you get whats left after everyone else finishes their meal..
  • No different from any other bankruptcy. Lawyers and government get paid, the rest of you schmucks don’t.
  • crypto works ! (Score:4, Insightful)

    by speedlaw ( 878924 ) on Monday September 11, 2023 @08:53AM (#63838790) Homepage
    The second someone gets you to give them fiat currency for it !
  • Always win!!!
    • No, but if the lawyers don't get priority why would they work on a bankruptcy case where they already know someone's not going to get paid all (or any) of what they're owed?

      If the bankruptcy is simple enough, you can get by without a lawyer (though it is not necessarily the best idea, even then). But for a complicated one, you basically need them, so that's the trade-off.

      I know a number of bankruptcy lawyers; they'd be perfectly happy doing something else if people never needed them. But they're not to bl

  • ...news at 11:00
  • by scybolt ( 4600303 ) on Monday September 11, 2023 @09:47AM (#63838916)
    I have a claim of over $50,000 USD with Celsius - mostly in USDT because I was trying to gain interest with a firm that claimed to be "safer than a bank" without the risk of crypto volatility. Big mistake. I will never trust exchanges again. Much the pool has been eaten away due to the exorbitant lawyer costs involved in processing such a massive case. :-(
    • by amosh ( 109566 )

      Dude. The lesson you got, from getting scammed from investing in something someone told you was "safer than a bank", was "don't trust exchanges"? You are going to get scammed again if you don't wise up.

      • I'm not sure if the parent got the +3 Funny mod before or after you posted, so I don't know how to respond. But, yeah, a firm that claims to be "safer than a bank" had better put up some serious evidence because I'm not aware of any firm that's "safer than a bank." Unfortunately, it's *very* hard sometimes to figure out which exchanges are "safe" and which ones aren't. I'm not aware of any "safe" crypto exchanges. It's easy to understand why large exchanges (CFTC, NYSE, et cetera) are safe. But there a
  • Whenever great catastrophes come and cause a lot of death and destruction in an ecosystem, the ones that get to feast are the vultures and other scavengers.

  • by tempo36 ( 2382592 ) on Monday September 11, 2023 @10:19AM (#63839008)

    Love that the 19 year old "investor" who, almost by definition, doesn't understand what he was doing with crypto (e.g. Let's just read the statement "An 18 year old invested $3000 in cryptocurrency" shall we?) is angry that folks who went to school and learned a valuable trade (e.g. Lawyers, though I guess we could argue the real value of lawyers, but I digress) won't fix his massive screw up for cheaper.

    Sorry, I thought part of the appeal of crypto was that it was free of all those government oversights and interference from banks and borders, etc. And yet here we are, folks begging for courts, countries, and banks to fix the F-up once it's happened.

    • It's sounding less like expensive specialized cleanup work and more like Jarndyce and Jarndyce. That was the estate lawsuit in Dickens, inspired by true stories, in which lawyers looted the entire estate for fees leaving nothing to whoever the rightful heirs would have turned out to be.

  • Good stuff happens: lawyers get rich.
    Bad stuff happens: lawyers get richer.
    Really bad stuff happens: lawyers & undertakers get rich.

  • by amosh ( 109566 ) on Monday September 11, 2023 @10:27AM (#63839038)

    Yes, Daniel Frishberg, a 19 year old who lost thousands of dollars, definitely seems like the appropriate person to analyze the needs of a team of professionals. I'm sure he's worked on a lot of legal teams in his 19 years.

  • At 18 I got my first credit card, and it was 15 years before I no longer had a card payment - much of it "minimum". And I was a "smart" 18 year old.

    He's not alone. This craze tapped into a generally untouched market - people who think that their competency in things technological extends into being savvy in things like trading. Like an inward focused halo effect. It came wrapped in the veil of encryption keys and hype, and technical people lapped it up.

    I've got a lot of friends and coworkers that latched on

    • Unfortunately, people who are smart and competent in one area, are often the ones who are most likely to overestimate their competence in an adjacent or unrelated area and cause themselves all kinds of grief.
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  • "There's one born every minute."

    For as long as financial regulators turn a blind eye to obvious financial fraud, idiots who think they know better will get fleeced. In some cases, people do need protecting from themselves. You know, like that Florida guy who tried to "hamster-wheel" himself to death in the Atlantic ocean until the coat guard caught him. If people put their life-savings into a scam, they become a burden to their families, friends, & the rest of society.
  • Make attorneys get attorneys.
  • It started with "U w1l1 b3 fRe3 oF tEh bAnX n Guv" and ultimately led to literal human slave labor. And in between was scarcity of graphics cards, monster amounts of wasted power to the point several countries were confiscating "rigs" and putting them under the steamroller, and ransomware, to name a few. I'm glad these firms have collapsed or are on the verge of collapsing. Good roddance.

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