

More Random Rich People Are Going To Space (techcrunch.com) 91
Blue Origin on Thursday announced the crew for its next mission. "The crew most notably includes popstar Katy Perry and broadcast journalist Gayle King. They will be joined by two scientists -- Aisha Bowe and Amanda Nguyen -- as well as Jeff Bezos' fiancee, TV personality Lauren Sanchez and film producer Kerianne Flynn," reports TechCrunch. From the report: Blue Origin says this marks the first all-female space crew since Soviet astronaut Valentina Tereshkova's 1963 solo mission, which made her the first woman ever to go to space. For the company's New Shepard rocket, this is its 31st trip to space, and its 11th with a crew. This journey is expected to last around 10 to 12 minutes; and if you're willing to drop a $150,000 deposit, you too can reserve a future spot on a short space jaunt.
Rich people's new toys (Score:5, Insightful)
Let's not clutch our peals just yet.
Rich people always had expensive toys and/or expensive activities. This is no different, just new.
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*pearls.
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**space
All they're doing is going high up in the atmosphere and then falling. It's not even remotely close to orbit. They're going to about 1/4th the altitude and 1/8th the peak velocity of orbit, so it's just a joy ride for a couple minute fall. I don't get why we're making news stories about people taking joy rides.
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You reach space before you reach orbital. Space is generally considered to start at the Karman line, 100 kilometers up. I can't get any of these fluff pieces to tell me how high up they're going, but the use of the phrase "sub-orbital space" indicates to me that they're going at least that high, unless they're lying through their teeth. Which, admittedly, is always a possibility.
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You reach space before you reach orbital. Space is generally considered to start at the Karman line, 100 kilometers up. I can't get any of these fluff pieces to tell me how high up they're going, but the use of the phrase "sub-orbital space" indicates to me that they're going at least that high, unless they're lying through their teeth. Which, admittedly, is always a possibility.
The New Shepard tourist flights reach about 500 m above the Karman line, so they're officially in space, very briefly.
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Damn, I thought you were making a subtle joke about Katy Perry's singing voice.
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Let's not clutch our peals just yet. Rich people always had expensive toys and/or expensive activities. This is no different, just new.
And you never know, it might explode.
Re: Rich people's new toys (Score:1)
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It's arguably no worse for the environment than 1 million people ordering each a $5 plushie from China.
It's trendy to yell at the rich for polluting and whatnot, but, well, they do it because they can, just like dogs licking their own balls.
Re: Rich people's new toys (Score:3)
The problem is that they keep coming back.
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How much do you think people have laying around?
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If you find a proper solution to achieve that, you would be the first.
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I don't know I am very concerned if 'Random' rich people are going to space. Class-ism aside I think everyone can acknowledge that having wealthy people randomly put into orbit could get vary disruptive for society even if they do come back.
Someone really should do something about this!
Got to be a cheaper way to get rid of them (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Got to be a cheaper way to get rid of them (Score:4, Interesting)
I hope he starts a submarine company for billionaires.
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I hope he starts a submarine company for billionaires.
Why? Considering his rocker record? You know, I hate even flying, but if you put a gun to my head and forced me to go to space, I'd sooner fly there three times on top of Falcon 9, than *once* on the pile of excrement known as SLS, New Shepard, or whatever Blue Origin's v2.0 of that was called. Turns out actully breaking things and seeng their failure modes in real world produces things not only faster, but ones which end up *safer* than 15 years of meticulous design, and hoping you thought of everything that could go wrong.
The mods and AC reply to this are stupid.
Hate Elon all you want -- I'm rather disgusted by him lately -- but it's simple fact that the Falcon 9 has the best safety record of any orbital class rocket, ever. The Falcon 9 Block 5 has a phenomenal 99.75% success rate, and a 100% success rate for crewed launches. The Soyuz-2 has a 97% success rate, which is still very good, but if you want to go to space, SpaceX is the organization best equipped to get you there safely and reliably.
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Maybe he could get some ketamine spiked with fent.
Headline is on point (Score:5, Insightful)
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More headlines should just be honest, sarcastic cynicism.
If sarcasm is a useful weapon against narcissistic arrogance, I’d be a fucking trillionaire.
Absolutely (Score:2)
I spent four hours in Houston airport once. What do you mean, there's more than that to see in the USA?
BO, a Titan of the tour industry (Score:1)
Reminds me of... (Score:2)
Can we just ... (Score:4, Informative)
Can we just ... leave them there?
I mean, its not like we will be any worse off without these parasites on earth?
Let them stay (Score:1)
Russian space launch ritual (Score:3)
He was a speaker at the U, and I meat a guy who paid his way to the ISS. His ride was on a Soyuz.
I read that first-to-orbit-Earth Yuri Gagarin "had to go" just before his trip (OK kids, you are going to the bathroom, even if you think you don't need to. It it will be quite some time before we stop again.)
Legend has it Gagarin took a wiz against the tire of the truck that drove him out to the rocket, and ever since, every crew member does this for "good luck." I wanted so badly to ask Dot-Com Space M
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until.... (Score:5, Informative)
This will all stop after the first disaster.
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Discount (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Discount (Score:5, Insightful)
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How about starting a fund to send a flat earther representative? Once landed with a photo of a curved horizon of the planet from which they departed, we can put that shyte to rest forevermore. Future generations may well thank us for our efforts.
They sent one to see the 24 hour sun in the Antarctic which isn't possible with their "model" and the rest still just called it bullshit anyway.
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They'll just claim the Earth is a pancake and that no one knows what's on the other side. Orbits, you say? Nah, they'll explain that all they did was go around in circles around the circumference. And its really, really big because they never found the edge.
Alternative title (Score:3)
Random Rich People Support More Pollution
No, buying loads of electric vehicles isn't going to mitigate the huge amouunt of unnecessary pollution caused by your ten minute view of Earth.
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But rich person A might have different ideas how to pursuit happiness than rich person B. Rich person A flying to Space does not invalidate rich person B's decision to drive an EV. And if rich person A wants to fly to Space anyw
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I wouldn't mind seeing them driving there in a Titan submersible if we're putting random options on the table.
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Rich women user X number of Libraries of Congress and Football fields worth of pollution to get a short joy ride on a rocket.
Actually it would be cool to calculate how many cars worth of greenhouse gases the trip produces.
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Not sure how you get CO2 out of a hydrogen and oxygen mix, but ok. Calculate away.
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Commercial H2 production involves burning natural gas and releasing it into the atmosphere. That's a lot cheaper than splitting water with electricity. And the latter would not be carbon neutral either with current generation sources. If Bezos had a large solar plant to crank out H2 and O2, they would definitely be spinning that. But they don't so we can assume their H2 and O2 come from the usual sources, and involves CO2 release. Thus each trip absolutely produces net CO2, and probably a lot more than 4
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And the fact that Ms. Perry and her friends probably did not arrive at the airport in a VW and fly in a hydrogen powered plane to the launch site as well as what I am sure is a multitude of crew/staff from around the country. One thing for the purpose of developing a vaccine or national emergency, quite another for a 15 minute joy ride. Morally at least. Where is Randall Munroe when you need him?
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The exhaust from New Shepherd is a combination of hydrogen and oxygen in a ratio of two hydrogen atoms to one oxygen atom. Sometimes called H20. Otherwise known as water.
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Running out (Score:5, Informative)
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The real problem is they are coming back (Score:2)
Let them all go to space. Humanity's problem is that they come back from space.
Can... (Score:2)
Can they just stay there? Look, I'm not saying you need to blow their ship up or anything, but how about we just don't program it to come back?
Call it the B-Ark if you need to.
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No.
Explanation: Gravity
Celebrating Women, Diversity? Hating the Rich? (Score:1)
Gotta get those Narratives straight.
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Hypocrite (Score:1)
As other celebs, it is do as I say not as I do. :D
Lets use a stupid amount of resources and generate pollution blasting into space for fun, while advocating everyone else should stop flying.
Lets see what Copilot says:
Katy Perry has been quite active in advocating for climate change action. Here are some key highlights of her efforts:
UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador: Katy Perry was appointed as a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador in 2013. In this role, she has focused on engaging young people to improve the lives
How to pay for space travel... (Score:3)
1. With taxes, usually spent inefficiently by the government.
2. With free markets. This is much, much cheaper but comes with downsides of privileged early access to for the wealthy.
What we are seeing now is #2, which is least bad alternative.
Going to "Space" (Score:5, Informative)
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The biggest issue is orbital velocity. Going fast enough to stay in orbit needs 40 times more energy than just reaching the altitude of space and then falling back down. These minutes-long tourist flights are not even close to relevance for the practical applications of space.
Re: Going to "Space" (Score:2)
So "technically going to space" is a better headline. Maybe our definition of "space" is just bad? If I'm still falling towards Earth then it doesn't feel right to call it space.
Beware Your Co-Passengers (Score:2)
Has anyone checked to see if Jeff B and his fiance are getting along? If there's trouble in paradise, do you really want to go on a rocket ride with her - in a rocket that Jeff B built?
I get the cynicism... (Score:2)
...but why talk about them at all?
I truly believe our lives/media/brains would be better if we spent less time talking about random rich people and celebrities. Katy Perry releases a new album? Sure, talk about it and her (for people who are fans). But I don't care where she vacations, what she had for breakfast, or, in this case, if she goes to space.
The amount of envy seething through this society is really corrosive (to be clear, fueled by advertising as capitalism thrives on envy).
Get used to it, TRICKLE DOWN is back (Score:2)
Rocket to me, baby! (Score:2)
So in an unexpected reversal of standard procedure, Bezos' fiancee is going to go for ride of her life IN rather than ON a large brohammer symbol?
Truly, the universe is a strange and wonderful place.
How Dare They (Score:3)
I am very unhappy about rich people paying to fund space exploration.
The only moral choice is to raise taxes on the middle class. A midwest plumber's daughter should have to give up ballet classes so we can go to the Moon.
None of this nonsense of people with disposable income paying the salaries of construction, R&D, and research employees of Blue Origin for a thrill ride.
I want to know... (Score:2)
How is a "random" rich person different from a "non-random" rich person?
That's great! (Score:2)
Wait...we're making sure they're not coming back, right?
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Bezos (Score:2)
Excellent! (Score:2)
All new technology tends to be too expensive for the masses, then when a large enough pool of wealthy folks can afford it, and it's good enough for them to want it, they pay high prices for it... but if there are enough of them doing it, they provide the incentive and the cash flow that lets the producers of the product or service ramp-up and optimize to produce a better and cheaper one that more people can afford. As the larger pool of less-wealthy start buying the product or service, there's even more ca
Inflation (Score:2)
$150,000 deposit? When I was a kid these flights were free to military pilots
When it's tax dollars, it's science or exploration (Score:1)
When it's other people's own money at their own discretion, it's bad because reasons.
Gotcha, comrade.