Take Me Home, I'm Drunk 267
Nereus writes "The BBC News is reporting on an interesting new software product developed by three undergraduates at the University of Aberdeen [and the Universities of Hull and Sheffield]. The University Leisure and Lifestyle Manager (ULL) is the ultimate student companion, helping in all aspects of life; from choosing text books, to getting home from the pub after a few too many. Hopefully it won't put an end to the traditional student pastime of waking up on a park bench after a night out, with a traffic cone on your head..."
Title of Post (Score:5, Funny)
Shouldn't it be "Take me drunk, I'm home?"
lol! (Score:5, Funny)
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Clippy resurrected (Score:5, Funny)
"You seem to be sleeping in and there is an exam in 13 minutes"
"Are you really sure you want to install OSS on that machine?"
Alcohol and Consumer Electronics Don't Mix. (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously, when I've been completely pissed I can hardly remember key sequences and don't even think about coding while drunk, all you get is code riddled with errors and a headache. Fiddling with fiddly little things with lots of buttons (some of which result in a most pleasing and satisfying 'Beep') requires dozens more firing neurons than lifting a pint. Best to just seek out that park bench, some warm snuggly newspapers and a traffic cone.
Re:Title of Post (Score:5, Funny)
on a smart phone? when drunk? (Score:5, Funny)
In a related story (Score:2, Funny)
Ah.... (Score:5, Funny)
Ah, memories... I still don't exaclty remember how I ended up there. The cops were nice, they brought me home.
Park Bench??? (Score:5, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Responsibility? (Score:4, Funny)
People really used to do that? Oh really. And I suppose you have a bridge to sell me, now.
some obvious jokes (Score:5, Funny)
entry for University of Aberdeen - Mostly Harmless.
Re:lol! (Score:5, Funny)
(*no I don't really advocate taking advantage of annebriated members of the opposite sex, it's a joke, laugh*)
Re:lol! (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Alcohol and Consumer Electronics Don't Mix. (Score:5, Funny)
But... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Alcohol and Consumer Electronics Don't Mix. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Alcohol and Consumer Electronics Don't Mix. (Score:5, Funny)
[Command, please.] "N'm dial." [Name, please.] "Txycabcr." [Did you say: 'Texas Star'?] "No." [Did you say: 'Toxic Avenger'?] "Fuk no." [Did you say: 'Drunken idiot who can't speak straight'?] "Fuk yoo, I donwanna takk to [friend standing next to me]."
Re:lol! (Score:2, Funny)
Both the transportation and snailspace avatar malfunctions are hardware problems.
The decisions leading to "too many" are software, but by the time this support call is made the damage has been done.
Re:Ah.... (Score:1, Funny)
I do. For $5000 you can have the photos, and remember, too. ^_^
Re:Alcohol and Consumer Electronics Don't Mix. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:lol! (Score:2, Funny)
Can't afford '$$$', but would consider paying '$' for a version that gets me fat chicks who aren't ugly.
Take Me to the Pub (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Alcohol and Consumer Electronics Don't Mix. (Score:2, Funny)
Gator (Score:2, Funny)
Re:lol! (Score:5, Funny)
You'd think so, wouldn't you? But I know a guy who had a bunch of trouble one night.
He went out to a few bars one night with friends, and they all ended up at a couple's house that they had met. After everybody went home, this guy decided to stay there, because he was too drunk. For some reason he slept on this couple's bed too when they all passed out. One of the two of the couple had pissed the bed in the night (he thinks it was the guy), and now this guy was sleeping in urine all night. The next morning found him with a bad hangover, smelling like piss, and finding that his pants had been ripped up when their dog decided to eat his wallet.
That's a bad night.
afterthought? (Score:4, Funny)
If students are into academia???
Wonder what UofAberdeen's tuition is.
Re:Alcohol and Consumer Electronics Don't Mix. (Score:2, Funny)
"shay, doont I ken ye? Yoo pikt me up lotsa times frooma pub, yeah?"
"Yup, Mr. McLeod, home again, I assume?"
"Yesh. Boy, I godda stop drinkin sho mush, I hardly godda nuff money to pay yoos."
"That's alright, here let me take the fare out of your wallet, you seem to drunk to count it properly."
"Thanksh, yerra pal. Shay, win did you gidda mersaydees cab, looksh vurra nicesh."
Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
That was last night!
But where's the fun (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Responsibility? (Score:3, Funny)
Take Me Home, I'm Drunk (Score:5, Funny)
Isn't that the blonde mating call?
(good thing my girlfriend doesn't read here)
Re:lol! (Score:2, Funny)
If user == Reads_Slashdot goto Not_A_Chance_In_Hell
The perfect gift for any geek. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Take Me Home, I'm Drunk (Score:2, Funny)
So to get a brunette, does that mean we have to listen to the phrase "Take me home, I need to study?"
Or a redhead: "Take me home, I need to fsck?"
Re:lol! (Score:3, Funny)
It could be worse.
A guy I used to know, a reformed drunk, used to be in the Navy (whether or not the drunkenness had anything to do with getting out, I don't know).
One night in a foreign port he got particularly plastered, but managed to find his way back to the pier. He went onboard ship, found his way to his rack (bed? bunk? I have no idea what they're called on large ships), and promptly passed out.
He came to in the morning very groggy and for some reason hearing the ship's horn blast. He was expecting to be in port for several days, so this came as a bit of a surprise... until he realized he was on the wrong ship.
His excuse? "All destroyers look alike in the dark!"
scene in a bar... (Score:5, Funny)
Bar Girl: (smiling) Sure, I'd love ---
ULL Device: *beep* *beep* *beep*
Drunken Student: "Hmm? Just a sec."
ULL Device: Danger Will Robinson, Danger! Target female possesses adam's apple and male genitalia! High probability you've wandered into a tranny bar. This is not within acceptable parameters.
Drunken Student: "Umm, I forgot I have to write an important she-male, er e-mail, when I get home. Sorry, gotta run.
Bar Girl: (waving from the bar) "Call me?"
Re:turbo charged bar stool (Score:2, Funny)
Mislead (Score:2, Funny)
Re:non-ugly fat chicks (Score:3, Funny)
That's because they had huge...tracts of land [sacred-texts.com]