The Walking Dead of Silicon Valley 247
Frisky070802 writes "CNN has a column about a liquidator who refers to thousands of Silicon Valley startups as the walking dead. It states: 'Pichinson, a self-described "doctor of reality" who helps liquidate companies, says he wouldn't have moved from Los Angeles to Palo Alto a few months ago had he not smelled more high-tech trouble looming.... "There's still another 6,500 to 7,500 companies out there who are among the walking dead."'"
Eww (Score:3, Funny)
Managers taking hostages? (Score:5, Interesting)
This is possibly an idle curiosity, but how is having hostage negotiating skills going to help out management? Or are these tech firms even worse off than we thought?
Re:Managers taking hostages? (Score:5, Insightful)
how is having hostage negotiating skills going to help out management?
I imagine the managers of failing tech firms may have the same desperation and confusion that a hostage taker might. Letting go of the failing business model would be analogous to giving up the hostages.
Re:Managers taking hostages? (Score:5, Interesting)
A hostage negotiator is largely a psychologist, and psychologists are fairly good with people in denial. Get management to snap out of it, realize that their strategy is in need of correction, and in some cases you can save a company that has at least a good idea.
Re:Managers taking hostages? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Managers taking hostages? (Score:4, Interesting)
Of course, I am not endorsing any of this. I'm just speculating on the situation..
Sivaram Velauthapillai
Re:Managers taking hostages? (Score:2)
But nobody is holding a gun to said employees head. They are free to leave anytime.
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Of course, people are acting irrationally. If they were rational, there wouldn't be any of these problems...
Sivaram Velauthapillai
Re:Managers taking hostages? (Score:3, Interesting)
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Breaking news: Man says his business will be good (Score:5, Funny)
Facts pointing out this may not be the case were pushed aside.
Film at eleven.
Move north... (Score:5, Funny)
It's rather difficult (Score:2)
Remember, liquidators do just that: liquidate assets. If your company is failing to make money, has a lot of debt, and is going under, you'll need to liquidate (sell them for cash) to try and pay off your creditors.
They don't go after companies that make money but espically not ones that make money and have money. Even if MS starts loosing money, they have no outstanding debt so they don't have to worry. They'd have to burn throu
How does this compare..... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:How does this compare..... (Score:4, Interesting)
Something like 70% of all new businesses fail within their first five years.
Re:How does this compare..... (Score:2, Funny)
But 84.7% of people don't know what they're talking about, and make up statistics.
90% within 2 yrs - before dot-com (Score:3, Interesting)
However, that said, it would interesting to see some reliable figures. Funny how it's run full circle - 'dot-com' started out as a pejorative, was the latest rage, and is now a pejorative again.
Re:How does this compare..... (Score:2)
Re:How does this compare..... (Score:5, Insightful)
Let's not forget restaurants, bookstores and coffee shops actually sell things. Many of the dot-bombs didn't have any products and seemed to be just money-laundering houses for venture capitalists.
Re:How does this compare..... (Score:2)
Re:How does this compare..... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:How does this compare..... (Score:2)
Let's not forget restaurants, bookstores and coffee shops actually sell things.
Selling things at a loss is a worse businesss plan than not having any product at all.
According to Inc Magazine (Score:3, Insightful)
states that 4 out of 5 new businesses fail is a myth. Take it for what its worth, another opinion.
Re:According to Inc Magazine (Score:3, Informative)
Or do the google search [google.com] yourself.
Re:How does this compare..... (Score:5, Insightful)
"(H.G. Parsa, the report's author) reviewed other published studies that also suggest failure rates of restaurants to be closer to 60 percent or less after three years to five years."
This is compared to the oft-cited conventional wisdom of a 90% failure rate in restaurants, and 70-80% for other businesses. An early-90s Inc. article [inc.com] says failure rates are inflated because researchers didn't account for changes in ownership -- in other words, just because a business comes under new management doesn't mean that the business has failed:
"after eight years, 54% of start-ups still survive in some form: 28% have the original owners, and another 26% survive with new owners"
Now, that Inc. article may be a little dated post-boom, but the basic concept still holds: *you* may have a great product or idea, and a business you launch has perhaps an even-money chance of surviving
(I'm wondering what Alan Cox will come up with after he finishes his MBA.)
Re:How does this compare..... (Score:2)
Longhorn?
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All I remember from teachers and relatives was "get a job". Not once was there any indication whatsover that it was possible to have a cool idea and run with it, make your own career. Actually create a job out of thin air.
Small companies can still survive (Score:5, Interesting)
They had three sales people, three support people, on tester, one secretary, three programmers. One of the programmers doubled as their sysadmin. The support staff had to work on bugs for Q&A in their time between calls. They literally had clients that were some of the biggest lawfirms around.
They made a product. They sold a product. They made money.
The guys who started the thing took out personal loans to keep it going for awhile. He passed out profits back to the employees when times were good. Honestly, if there was a place to be promoted to or a position open when I was ready to go on I probably would have never left.
Small companies can survive in the IT world. They just have to have half a clue in their heads to do it.
Fill a niche, concetrate and expand along the niche not outside it, keep employee and overhead costs low (their building was nothing grand but I had my own office).
This is basic business stuff that many companies still have no concept of.
Re:Small companies can still survive (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Small companies can still survive (Score:2)
Many tech firms try and be the next big Microsoft by offering a whole range of products . Find an area at which you are good at , there arent a lot of competitors and focus in on that area
Re:Small companies can still survive (Score:3, Interesting)
Staffing still an issue (Score:2)
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Re:Staffing still an issue (Score:2)
Granted, the -25F tonite is a bit much.
Re:Small companies can still survive (Score:3, Interesting)
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Re:Small companies can still survive (Score:5, Interesting)
A couple of years ago, I was invited to join some colleagues in a payment technologies startup in Munich.
This was a highly impressive bunch of people. The senior guys came from one of the major producers of financial transaction enabler platforms, which would be a core part of our offer, with a huge customer base. The management of that company was friendly with the guys starting ours, who had an excellent understanding of the technology and the field, and great customer contacts.
We had backing from one of Germany's major prestigious conulting firms, and a very senior, respected politician, who would help us to many useful contacts in industry. No fixed costs, and a free office in one of the country's most prestigious locations didn't hurt.
We had awesome ideas which could be translated into real-life technology pretty quickly (essentially taking existing components and putting them to fairly revolutionary use.) A lot of companies were really looking to do business with us. But we failed. Why?
The "guys in charge" were an incredibly venal, slow bunch. They took about 6 months (!!!!) to come up with a semi-legible business plan, and refused any sort of capital, even angel funding, beyond what they themselves had put in initially (complete refusal to hand over any control, anyone?) They did not understand the concept of "do something, do anything to get started", including low-level use of free technology, such as improvised websites and initial customers, preferring to plan for pie-in-the-sky everything-must-be-perfect-before-we-move. Suck. A lot of startups die because they have crappy product, or work inefficiently, or a bad business model, or economic realities. Us? Our own goddamm fault, 100%, and I could kick some people for it (no, not myself, I was one of several people constantly screaming to DO SOMETHING, so I feel pretty vindicated, if disappointed.)
It especially irks me nowadays to see a lot of the technology and processes that we came up with in our spare time (!) in use commercially, 4 years after we died miserably. My girlfriend started work in one of the big-howevermany consulting firms, and showed me a presentation they'd done that year for some eastern european telecoms and financial institutions, which went over like gangbusters. Not plagiarized from us, since someone was bound to do this stuff in the long run, but eye-popping nonetheless. If we'd only...
The thing that bugs me so tremendously is the sheer wasted opportunity here. I have no mercy with all the crappy dot-coms that blowthedotoutyourass.com (look it up) was so bitter about--there was no reason for most of them to exist. But I really really hate it when a good thing dies for no really justifiable reason.
Blargh.
So your comment about "half a clue in their heads" is so spot-on I could spit.
Re:Small companies can still survive (Score:3, Interesting)
1) Ok, what they did didn't work. That doesn't mean your 'do anything to get started' plan would have necessarily worked either.
2) The squeaky wheel does get fixed, that is, unless it just keeps squeaking. Then it gets thrown away for a nice, quiet one from India. Seriously, lingerin
Yes, but... (Score:2, Informative)
And this is really why the
Re:Small companies can still survive (Score:5, Insightful)
Because they fail to make profits?
No.
Because the run out cash. People demand to be paid right away, and don't care about your booked orders or even your receivables.
What's the biggest cash outlay for a business? Almost alway payroll. And the biggest hits on the payroll are usually the founders, who have a massive ego investment in the survival of the business.
This gives a very small business considerable resiliency. Take a ten person company with two founders who account for a third of the payroll. If they get into trouble, the two founders can take themselves off the payroll for a month or two and work hard to make the cash come in. Try getting 33% of the payroll of a large company to come into work for free AND work extra hours.
This is news? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:This is news? (Score:2)
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liquidators spend money in the economy... (Score:2, Funny)
m.
Re:Liquidators vs Vultures (Score:2)
(Condors do the same thing.)
Re:Liquidators vs Vultures (Score:2)
Capitalism. (Score:4, Insightful)
An interesting point (Score:2, Funny)
In other words: "Your employees ain't doing shit, but do let some of them read Slashdot all day, it's a necessary evil"
The Walking Dead of ... India! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:The Walking Dead of ... India! (Score:2)
A lot of colleagues of mine worked such long hours that their families just declared them dead anyway. No difference, except that they cashed in on the insurance (needed to make a living if the options weren't looking to pan out...)
Re:The Walking Dead of ... India! (Score:2)
You forgot to mention... (Score:2)
I would take his comments lightly... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:I would take his comments lightly... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I would take his comments lightly... (Score:4, Interesting)
Also, an important difference is that the guy is NOT trying to raise capital (AFAIK), which is the main incentive to overrate your market.
Sure, such an article is a free ad and can't be bad for his business. But he has no desperate need to convince anyone that the market's gonna soar to gazillions.
Re:I would take his comments lightly... (Score:2)
Branch office possibilities (Score:5, Funny)
Chapter 11 protection (Score:5, Interesting)
The guy in the article has at least saved a decent proportion of his client firms; it's pretty rare here unless you get a management buyout (e.g. Rover Cars - not exactly a roaring success). Most of the time the firm just shuts down and gets asset stripped. Oh well, we've never had anything *quite* as big as Enron.
Re:Chapter 11 vs. Ch 7 (Score:5, Informative)
Yes, as explained here [mci.com], Chapter 11 bankruptcies allow the company to reorganize and keep going. It is up a judge to decide if this is in the best interests of the creditors. If the company can make a good case that continuing the business would help them pay off more of the creditors, then that's the route they will go. Companies in chapter 11 can even get funding with debtor-in-possession deals that sign the assets of the company over to whoever is providing the money. Chapter 7 bankrupties (more like true bankruptcies) liquidate the assets of the company and divide the procedes among the creditors.
With both types of bankrupties the creditors get pennies on the dollar and the shareholders get nothing.
Re:Chapter 11 protection (Score:5, Interesting)
When I worked in Silicon Valley, there were tons of people who thought that they were smarter than they were, that theit product was better than it was and that the market was bigger than it is.
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There are signs, from the other side (Score:5, Informative)
The first place to save said money for a closing or may be closing facility is operational maintenence. These are the kinds of things that can function for a while before their lack of maintenence can be noticed. On a routine basis, it makes economic sense to do certain preventative and aesthetic work on a schedule. Maintenence and building engineers know this, and they know what tends to be put off in the event a building will be closing. While they may not get the official word first, they will almost always know that a facility is closing before someone like the executive secretary.
Here is what to look for, even if you know your company is in healthy financial shape and that your facility is not about to close. Pay attention to these because the good times are not always so good.
Parking lots striping, is the parking lot badly in need of painting those lines that tell everyone where to park? Parking lot potholes, are the only potholes that are fixed the massive ones?
Paint on the walls, most businesses will paint their walls every x number of years, it saves money on electricity (brighter walls allows less light ergo less electric), and this is one of those subconcsious things that can reduce or enhance worker productivity.
Electrician, does your facility have a dedicated electrian, and if it does, has he been deemed unneccasary? This is a big one, electricians aren't cheap, but their vital to maintaining a smooth facility.
Light bulbs, most businesses don't wait for those overhead lights to burn out to change them. It costs too much in terms of time when you have thousands of them. It's cheaper to change them all at once over the holidays or the like before they burn out. This is done on a schedule, learn what this schedule is, for this is also a big one that is easily overlooked.
HVAC, heating ventilation air conditioning. Preventative maintenence like coil cleaning can be put off for a while if you know the facility will be closing, but would never be put off otherwise. Coils are typicaly cleaned at least once a year in the spring, and you can seem them from the outside. HVAC equipment is extremely expensive to service and even more expensive to fix. This is a big one, pay attention to if units are working properly (not if your hot or cold).
Carpet, this is less obvious since it can last longer, and sometimes a really cheap company is perfectly content to let 15 year old carpet remain in place regardless. This can be a red herring, but it bears watching.
It is not uncommon for maintenence and building engineering people to feel that the people in their building are stuck up and pretentious, and as a result they will probably feel no need to warn the occupants of the coming closure. While the facilities people probably want nothing to do with you, your security and janitorial staff aren't so biased. They work with facility maintenence on a daily basis and they can often also get wind of what is coming up.
Re:There are signs, from the other side (Score:4, Informative)
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I think that's the point he's trying to make.
If your company is saying "we're doing fine", but skimping on long-term maintenence, it's a good warning sign that something is NOT fine. It doesn't mean the company is doomed.
Another one I've noticed -- the water cooler. When the company stops getti
Re:There are signs, from the other side (Score:2)
The contractors I talked to on the phone indicated that coil cleaning was very common in the spring for
Re:There are signs, from the other side (Score:2, Interesting)
This place maintianed their HVAC stuff like no other place I've ever seen. My Dad came in to visit, and he was impressed. 5 Machine rooms - year room had at least ONE spare "hot" compressor - piped in, but off, and idle. Open
Re:There are signs, from the other side (Score:2)
Re:There are signs, from the other side (Score:2)
The reason for such a tight ship was it was a watch company. The previous incarnation of that building was the watchmakers shop (they closed THAT a few months before I started), and they move the clock warehouse in. When they were building watches, the place HAD to be spotless, and it carried over
Re:There are signs, from the other side (Score:2)
Has SCO sent 7,000 letters? (Score:3, Funny)
Last I heard SCO had sent only about a 1,000 letters or so; wiat a minute, does it mean SCO has 7,000 sister concerns or alibis??
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Ghost town! (Score:5, Informative)
The traffic also shows a dramatic change as well. What used to take me about 2 hours to get home to the Central Valley, I can usually make it in just over an hour, oddly enough, the worst is when I get to Tracy, wjere everyone seems to have moved (It's become a bustling little city, which I woulda never imagined growing up near there back in the 70's.
Back from the minor digression, It seems sad to me that the whole valley has become fairly lifeless and droll, considering this was where the whole technological revolution began. Thinking optimistically, this may only be a temporary condition until the next great advancement. Or things have just settled down from the great boom of the 90's and are back to normal. I guess we'll see.
Posted AC because, well, it doesn't matter.
True dat (Score:2)
Getting home is usually an hour to an hour and a half, depending on how many traffic catastrophes have occured on 680.
Re:True dat (Score:2)
1)My fiancee has a good job that is less than 5 miles away.
2)Her son goes to school less than 1 mile away.
3)My fiancee's cat is kind of old...
It would be very disruptive to move from where we are now. Traffic is just a way of life in the Bay Area.
Public transportation is simply not an option.. it takes 3 hours each way.
And yes, housing prices are WAY out of control in this area.. average home price is like $550,000. I think they're way i
Re:True dat (Score:2)
Re:True dat (Score:2)
Of course, I decided to simplify my life a couple of years ago and gave up my cushy $90k a year San Jose job for a
Re:Ghost town! (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Ghost town! (Score:2)
droll (Score:2)
Gold rush is over. (Score:2)
Liquidators are getting worried... (Score:3, Insightful)
This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Bart joins an Internet company and they die at the end of the episode as Bart is confronted by a repo guy lighting his cigar with dollar bills.
Of course.. (Score:2, Funny)
Yet another ad posing as a news story (Score:2, Insightful)
These guys are only half a step above cult leaders and gurus, and their entire job consists of being professional scapegoats. Show me one who has ever recommended to cut the salaries of executives... you can't. Their ultimate conclusions are always to get rid of bottom-rung personnel. I don't think you need a third party to c
Very . . . . Painfull . . . (Score:2, Interesting)
This story was painfull to think about. I am 23 years old, I have been laid off 5 times, 3 of those companies don't exsist any longer.
5 layoffs in 5 years. I live in fear, but have become bitter and jaded. I expect a layoff to come at any time. Especially since I work at Intel now.
My own saga. (Score:3, Interesting)
... I'm currently in graduate school because I've come to the belief that the Industry is just not worth it. Whenever I hear HR reps talking about how they're irked that young engineers have no company loyalty and will abandon ship for the next good offer to come along, I want to shake them vigoro
Re:Very . . . . Painfull . . . (Score:2)
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Ah ha! (Score:3, Funny)
If any real estate agents sell this guy a place in Lindon, Utah around 2005 can they post the news on
Cheers
AllAdvantage.com... hehehe (Score:2, Interesting)
I would get a 20 dollar check every month just for running that ad banner thing at night.
I cant believe there are any of those paid to surf companies still around.
Anyone who uses them are the people that can break the rules, or they are just the massive pyramid scheemer guys that host websites for the sole purpose of refering people to such site so they get x percentages of whatever their referers do.
What is happening in Silicon Valley (Score:4, Interesting)
The software biz is just beginning to enter a phase of massive consolidation and commoditization just as these firms need to show strong revenues. I must agree with Larry Ellison's self-serving comments that 80% of the software firms have no future.
This will impact Silicon Valley, which contrary to reports has not really generated much in the way of new industry in the last few years...the area is in fact turning more and more to the large firms (Adobe, Yahoo, Oracle, Cisco, Intel, Applied Materials etc) to shore up the local economy.
But, for anyone who wants to start a new business, I can't imagine a city with more commercial real estate on the market. Take your pick!
That article is about right (Score:5, Interesting)
Silicon Valley has many non-public companies that are quietly dying. Often it's not their fault; they were support companies for the semiconductor industry, which has moved elsewhere.
I've been reading "The End of Detroit", on how the US auto industry blew their market share. I see many parallels to Silicon Valley. Auto manufacturing hasn't been centered in Detroit for years now. Detroit, as a city, is a ghost town. The population is half of what it was at peak. See The Fabulous Ruins of Detroit [detroityes.com]. That could happen here.
Why doesn't this surprise more people? (Score:5, Insightful)
There are still a lot of solid, tech companies that are growing, but these are companies that didn't dine on the magic mushrooms being handed out by VCs and other people who were only in it for the short-term payoff at the expense of shareholders, the greedy public and their common sensibilities.
As the owner of a successful "dot com", I deal with customers every day who wonder why I don't charge "whore" prices for hosting and other services. And they wonder why their cheap-ass services blink on and off or the company they've chosen isn't around a few months later? It used to be that businesses were afraid of dealing with small Internet companies for fear they wouldn't be around or would leave them hanging. Now it's the other way around: they don't trust the big companies, and rightly so!
Yikes! (Score:2)
I guess I should just stay in my apartment.
Re:uh oh... (Score:2)
[sorry, couldn't resist]
Hostage Negotiators ARE needed! (Score:3, Interesting)
Have you ever had to negotiate salary and benefits with management? I imagine that many of these companies will try to get of their obligations. These hostage negotiators can convince you that you're getting everything you are demanding... right before they slap the cuffs on you.
Sounds like a perfect skills match to me. ;)
Talking to people who don't want to listen (Score:5, Insightful)
Quite a useful skill if you have it.
Re:Came to my mind (Score:2, Funny)
Might as well be dead, it already looks like a barren wasteland.
Re:First meeting of the W.D.A. (AA affiliate) (Score:5, Funny)
I blame the V. C.s (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:I blame the V. C.s (Score:3, Informative)
Ok VC's are evil, we hate them, they stole our company, they were nasty to us when we pitched, they were nasty when the company ran, they were nasty when the company folded...
VC's are mostly: clever; honest; brutal; gamblers. Ok, it's not a great set of characteristics, but they're like sharks, not fun to play with in the pool, but noble beasts by their own lights. Don't hate them for what they are!!! All the VC's I have dealt with have been straight with me "it's our money, it's our c