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DIY Cruise Missile Designer Turns Freelance 523

js7a writes "Bruce Simpson of New Zealand, the designer of a homebrew cruise missile as reported here, has been left destitute by hastily-imposed restrictions of his national authorities, and is now offering his services to any non-terrorist willing to provide room, board, travel, expenses, and a negotiated rate. There is no question that cruise missile, UAV, bio-warfare, chemical weapons technology, and probably nuclear technologies will all continue to fall in cost significantly for the foreseeable future."
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DIY Cruise Missile Designer Turns Freelance

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  • Buh Bye (Score:5, Funny)

    by mfh ( 56 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @06:51PM (#9657664) Homepage Journal
    In other news, a New Zealand man, possibly Bruce Simpson, was found dead by neighbours this afternoon. Officials present stated that Mr. Simpson died from an apparent tooth brushing incident, rendering his neck severed due to an accidental slip/fall, caused when a shampoo bottle fell over and mixed with some dripped shower water on the floor. Sadly, Mr. Simpson's efforts to provide cruise missiles to Iran and North Korea are all but a distant memory. New Zealand investigating officials have ruled out any foul play, and have ruled it an accidental death. Iranian and North Korean officials had no comment.
    • Re:Buh Bye (Score:5, Interesting)

      by jabberjaw ( 683624 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @06:55PM (#9657694)
    • Re:Buh Bye (Score:5, Interesting)

      by Scrameustache ( 459504 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @07:02PM (#9657744) Homepage Journal
      In other news, a New Zealand man, possibly Bruce Simpson, was found dead by neighbours this afternoon.

      There was this canadian in the 80's who had this obsession with building a giant cannon to cheaply launch satellites in orbit. It would obviously not do for humans because the initial acceleration would kill them, but for hardware, all you have to do is make sure everything is screwed tight. The economy on launch would be much greater than the extra cost in solidity. The added bonus is that you wouldn't have to launch from the tropics, it could work from as high up as canada, eh.

      Well, he had the design, and some funding from the canadian military, he was building it. Then, the united states objected, and told its submissive neighbour to the north to stop it with the revolutionary launch technology: if canada wants to put stuff in orbit, all it has to do is ask and the states will let them hitch a ride from florida.

      So the canadian military cut the guy's funding. He then fought like a madman trying to gain back the funds he needed to make his dream come true, but try as he may, nothing was enough. Until a certain wealthy dictator from the middle east agreed to fund his research. So our canadian swallowed his pride (and his ethic, he wanted to launch satellites, not make weapons) and headed off to Iraq to build his giant cannon. And build it he did.
      he made a couple prototype, one of which was conspicuously pointed in the general direction of Israel. It wasn't working properly yet, when you make this go BOOM with this much force, it tends to take a bit of trial and error before nothing breaks when you do, but it was progressing.

      Long story short, the guy was found dead in front of his hotel room, the keys in the lock, the very clean gun next to the body, with a single bullet in the back of the head.

      The moral of the story: When the united state's military says you are not to build a giant cannon, you do not build a giant canon, be it by lack of funds or surplus of lead.

      The end.
      • Re:Buh Bye (Score:5, Insightful)

        by timeOday ( 582209 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @07:14PM (#9657831)
        The moral of the story: When the
        united state's military says you are not to build a giant cannon, you do not build a giant canon, be it by lack of funds or surplus of lead.
        (Emphacis mine) Are you sure that wasn't Mossad?
      • Re:Buh Bye (Score:5, Informative)

        by Rei ( 128717 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @07:29PM (#9657901) Homepage
        Good idea mentioning Bull, but a really, really bad description of his life.

        Gerald Bull was a revolutionary ballistics designer; he was insturmental in pioneering such fields as sabot-launched projectiles (including the use of such projectiles for to replace hypersonic wind tunnel testing of objects). He also developed the concept of "base bleed" - in general,using a small rocket motor on the back of a projectile, not to provide thrust, but to fill the vaccum created as the projectile moves.

        His first job after graduation was with CARDE, a Canadian research institution funded mostly by government projects. He worked on a few projects there, and due to his somewhat tactless nature (such as publicly questioning the intelligence of his funders at times), created his first enemies (in what was to become a long string of them).

        While working at McGill University after CARDE, he got Pentagon and Canadian funding for the infamous HARP (High Altitude Research Project) (read Astronautix.com's summary of it - it's a very interesting read). HARP developed guns both in Barbados and Canada, with the Canadian guns used for testing, and the Barbados guns used for launches to take advantage of the Earth's rotation. The net goal of HARP was to get a projectile into orbit. Their main gun was a huge smoothbore made from two welded 16' naval guns, burning ungodly amounts of cordite; its fireball when it went off was huge ;) The cost of the project was tiny compared to most rocket programs, and they almost succeeded. Fascinating program, really.

        A lot of stuff happened. Partly because of political differences over the Vietnam war, and partly because Bull had made several influential people in the Canadian government mad, funding got pulled. Their last dash to get a projectile into orbit failed, and the gun has been sitting idle ever since.

        Bull took all of the tech that he could and founded his own company. While he wanted to keep pursuing what HARP was working on, he basically had little choice but to make artillery pieces if he wanted to stay afloat. Using base bleed, he created some of the world's longest range and most accurate artillery pieces of the time. The US allowed (some say encouraged) him to sell weapons to South Africa, which were funnelled into Angola. However, an (overzealous?) customs agent brought charges against him; he served a short term in prison, and was released, bitter.

        He moved to Brussels and agreed to sell weapons to the highest bidder, anyone except the USSR. He sold several systems to countries such as China, before finding a sponsor in Saddam Hussein. However, to be allowed to implement the ballistic-launch concept, he agreed to work on several other projects, most notably the al-Hussein missiles (enhanced SCUDs).

        The gun he worked on - often called the Babylon Supergun - wasn't much of a threat to anyone. It used the concept of slow combustion - basically, having your explosives move along the barrel with the projectile, limiting the force on the barrel at any given point. A smaller version was completed, and the larger version was under construction.

        What got him into trouble, however, was the al-Hussein project. While some try and cast it into doubt, there is generally little doubt that his assasination was carried out by the Mossad. His family reported that several times, he had his apartment broken into, and furniture randomly rearranged as a warning. In the end, he was found dead outside his room, five bullets in the back of his neck.

        Bull wasn't a well organized person, and both of his projects fell apart without him there. Sanctions against Iraq further led to the confiscation of parts to build the gun (which he had tried to disguise as pipe components). The supergun was finally destroyed after the Gulf War.

        The real moral of the story is, if you're a ballistics expert, A) don't tick off your funders, B) don't tick off Israel, and C) learn to take a hint.

        • Re:Buh Bye (Score:3, Insightful)

          by pipingguy ( 566974 )

          smoothbore made from two welded 16' naval guns

          I think you mean 16", as in the diameter.
          Great post.
    • Re:Buh Bye (Score:5, Funny)

      by identity0 ( 77976 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @07:32PM (#9657917) Journal
      Nah, it'd go something like this, depending on what country did it:

      Israel: "A local man was found dead this afternoon of an apparent shooting accident. Police speculate that Bruce Simpson was playing with his .22 pistol when he accidentally placed it at the back of his skull and shot himself."

      CIA: "The U.S. Airforce has promised an inquiry into the recent incident where local resident Bruce Simpson was accidentally bombed in his house and killed. Officials believe the air force may have been ordered to "send Simpson one of thier new cruise missles for review" when a technician misinterpreted the orders and fired at the coordinates instead."

      MI6: "A recent high-speed chase involving local police and a Aston-Martin fitted with rockets, machine guns and oil slicks ended in tragedy when Mr. Bruce Simpson of New Zealand was lasered in half by the driver, a man police say was dressed very well and ordered a martini shaken, not stirreed at a local club before going on the rampage."

      New Zealand: "The New Zealand intelligence service has admitted to bludgeoning Mr. Bruce Simpson to death with sticks. New Zealanders have expressed shock that their country actually posseses an intelligence service."
      • Re:Buh Bye (Score:3, Informative)

        by lovecult ( 682522 )

        New Zealand: "The New Zealand intelligence service has admitted to bludgeoning Mr. Bruce Simpson to death with sticks. New Zealanders have expressed shock that their country actually posseses an intelligence service."

        Joking aside, there is some good publically available information on NZ's intelligence services.
        One NZ'ers investigation of the GCSB, ,published in the book Secret Power [fas.org], revealed to the world the existence of the Echelon network.

      • Which means it isnt, but here it is:

        During one of the little brushfire wars in africa, reporters were interviewing an airbase commander after his base and planes had been destroyed in a commando raid. When asked who he thought had done it, he replied, "THe americans"
        WHen asked why, he said" WEll, if it had been the isralies, wed all be dead, and if it had been the british SAS we still wouldnt have known tehyd been here."
    • Re:Buh Bye (Score:5, Interesting)

      by Saeger ( 456549 ) <farrellj@nOSPam.gmail.com> on Friday July 09, 2004 @07:40PM (#9657952) Homepage
      And in related news, a statistically "interesting" number of top scientists are ending up dead or missing [rense.com] in recent years.

      --

  • travel? (Score:5, Interesting)

    by mabu ( 178417 ) * on Friday July 09, 2004 @06:53PM (#9657679)
    I won't charge you millions of dollars like the big-boys might. I won't question your politics or religious beliefs. I simply ask that you provide me with travel to your location plus safe, warm, comfortable accommodation for the duration of the project, and employ me at an agreed rate for my services.

    Somehow I suspect this guy might have some trouble travelling anywhere now....unless he can ride on his cruise missile.

    If this guy has trouble finding accommodations, maybe he can share rooms with all the agents that will be tailing him.
    • Re:travel? (Score:3, Funny)

      by b0r0din ( 304712 )
      Somehow I suspect this guy might have some trouble travelling anywhere now....unless he can ride on his cruise missile.

      Maybe they should have entitled this article 'Dr. Simpson, or How I Learned to Love the Cruise Missile.'

      "You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"
  • Cost efficiency (Score:5, Interesting)

    by amliebsch ( 724858 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @06:54PM (#9657687) Journal
    Rather than having CIA pay a bunch of intelligence officers to monitor this guy, maybe the DoD should just hire him first.
  • by goatstuffer ( 794548 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @06:54PM (#9657688)
    Surely this guy should be swimming in offers from the aerospace industry, or any related field. If he can hammer out a homegrown cruise missile, there must be some talent there.

    Perhaps he doesn't want to work in such an environment and wants to go solo. Fair enough.
    • He would seem from his webpage to really want to stay in NZ but that the government has tried to screw him so badly he has no choice but to leave to find someone who can employ him for what he's good at.

      I am from NZ and there are no "big boys" here (largest NZ company is worth 4billion dollars, got our first billionaire last year as well - give some info on what the scale is here).
    • As somebody who is not an American citizen, he likely cannot get security clearance to work for the American miliatary aerospace industry... and that's the only one that still exists, everyone else buys from the USA.
      • by hoppy ( 21392 )
        Did Werner Von Braun got his security clearance ? This guy made Saturn V, he was in Gemini and Apollo projects, no problem for a talented engineer who made who also made V1 and V2 for Hitler.

        IMHO Security clearance should not be the problem.
        • Of course, he began working for the US after he built the V1 and V2, which the US couldn't match at the time. Since the US already has cruise missiles, I suspect the reception will be rather cooler.
      • As somebody who is not an American citizen, he likely cannot get security clearance...

        Nonsense. You do not have to be a citizen to get a clearence. BUT, it helps not to be a nut.

      • As somebody who is not an American citizen, he likely cannot get security clearance to work for the American miliatary aerospace industry...

        Well, first of all, you don't always need a security clearance to work in the military aerospace industry. Different services of the U.S. military have different security requirements for contractors. Since everything is done on a, "need to know basis", sometimes even people with clearance aren't working with anything considered, "secret". It's also quite common to

    • What I don't get is why this guy doesn't use his skills to do something a little safer and more worthwhile. Obviously he's got some brains... Too bad he's wasting them.
      • What I don't get is why this guy doesn't use his skills to do something a little safer and more worthwhile.
        Pulsejet research may not be the safest endeavor, but there's no particular reason to think that it's not generally worthwhile.
    • Unlikely he can pass security clearance anymore.
  • by sTalking_Goat ( 670565 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @06:56PM (#9657699) Homepage
    So what? When he's goes to the Job interview do they show him their UN approved IANAT certificate?

    Personally if I could design and build cruise missles I wouldn't want it well known. I don't need to give Al Qaeda reason to kidnap me my strap electrodes to my balls and lock me in an underground machine shop in the middle of the Tora Bora.

    • Personally if I could design and build cruise missles I wouldn't want it well known. I don't need to give Al Qaeda reason to kidnap me my strap electrodes to my balls and lock me in an underground machine shop in the middle of the Tora Bora.

      You seem to be confusing "Al Qaeda" with "U.S. Army", do an s/Tora Bora/Abu-Ghurayb/.

    • you know.. (Score:4, Funny)

      by EvilStein ( 414640 ) <spam@BALDWINpbp.net minus author> on Friday July 09, 2004 @11:08PM (#9658859)
      "strap electrodes to my balls and lock me in an underground machine shop in the middle of the Tora Bora."

      There are people that would probably pay to have that done.. and a whole other set that would pay to see it on the Internet. :P
  • by subaquatique ( 454040 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @06:57PM (#9657708)
    Royally screwed by the government, I think he's just trying to say "this is what I COULD do, think about it."

    I just happens that having already built a cruise missile does add some weight to his comments.
    • Errrrr (Score:3, Informative)

      by Sycraft-fu ( 314770 )
      He wasn't royally screwed by the government. If you read the orignal article (http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/12/09/2052 5 2&mode=thread&tid=137) you'll notice that the reason he lost all his money was due to having not paid his taxes on time and getting nailed for back taxes. Now, some might argue that the reason the government took an intrest in his back taxes was this project, but that's isn't relivant. He wasn't screwed over, he failed to pay taxes he owed, and the government came for them
  • by LostCluster ( 625375 ) * on Friday July 09, 2004 @07:00PM (#9657724)
    Governments that are political friends of the USA have access to officially made missles... and any government that's not one is also usually not allowed to possess such missiles thanks to international embargos...

    So, just who exactly is his target audience. Who, other than a terrorist organization or government able to order the official version would want a missile?
  • by Fiz Ocelot ( 642698 ) <baelzharon&gmail,com> on Friday July 09, 2004 @07:02PM (#9657739)
    Indeed, I'm now effectively prohibited from using any of my key skills to support myself

    Come on now, it sounds like this guy is a very capable engineer and he's saying this? Aren't there any firms in his country that can use someone smart enough to build these things?

    I guess he can't build missiles there which is a bummer, but surely his skills can be applied to many things such as aerospace engineer. If anything, I bet he'd have better chances in Australia, which isn't too far away.

  • I'm sure this guy is capable in his field, but I'm wondering why he's finding it so difficult to get a job.
    Could it just be down to the authorites imposing restrictions? Or is there a multitude of things effecting his situation, most of which he's just ignoring and placing the blame squarely on his government?
    He doesn't have to job hunt in NZ alone. Experience and skills in the weapons department arn't exactly qualifications everybodies got.
    • He doesn't have to job hunt in NZ alone.

      True. And also, for him to say the NZ gov is preventing him from getting a job in his area of experise in NZ is just crap. NZ does not have any rocket / missle manufacturers.

  • zerg (Score:5, Informative)

    by Lord Omlette ( 124579 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @07:02PM (#9657743) Homepage
    Awesome, so I'll see this guy on this list [std.com] real soon now, right?
  • no career choices? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by mabu ( 178417 ) * on Friday July 09, 2004 @07:05PM (#9657762)
    Let me see if I can get this straight...

    This guy can homebrew cruise missiles, embedded electronic guidances systems, program firmware, craft things out of blocks of wood and other materials, work with fiberglass, understands chemistry, electronics, metal fabrication and various other skills, and he's claiming that unless he can build MISSILES he can't provide for his family?
  • OK, so here's my thing. What's the market for homebrew cruise missiles? Naughty kids aiming to get back at their children for giving them an F? Homebrew cruise missile societies? Totalitarian governments?

    Seriously. Who buys 'em?

    • Re:Who buys 'em? (Score:3, Insightful)

      by mOoZik ( 698544 )
      Uhh, wtf are you talking about? He's not build the cruise missile to sell to anyone, but rather, to prove to ignorant governments that anyone with enough money and expertise could do the very same. He is presenting a threat which has not yet surfaced, so we should be thanking him, because we will really be screwed if some terrorist or anti-U.S. group unleases a few dozen cruise missiles with many pounds of high explosives or bio/chem payloads on major U.S. cities or sporting events or whatever. He's trying
  • by mabu ( 178417 ) * on Friday July 09, 2004 @07:11PM (#9657804)
    While Jane's at work, her best friend takes her 1981 Toyota Camry and gets it a fresh flame job, 15" rims, and a cruise missile attached to the roof!
  • by bogaboga ( 793279 )
    Yes, the Russians have been doing this for years. They undoubtedly have the best engineered and reliable systems in the world. The Americans now rely on Russian rockets. Their Buran (shuttle clone) landed withing 5 feet of its intended target...more accurate than anyone has ever achieved. They retired the MIR successfully with an accuracy of 0.5km when most western observers were worried that it would fall on them. They have the biggest and heaviest flying aircraft in the world. It will still dwarf the A-3
  • I wish him the best of luck. After the way the NZ government screwed him, I hope they realize that they are largely to blame should anything bad come of this. I also can't help but wonder whether the US government (my government), was behind those shameful attempts in some way.
  • by norite ( 552330 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @07:19PM (#9657860) Journal
    Cruise missile technology is hardly new. Remember that the Nazis built their V1 Doodlebug (powered by the exact same pulse jet type engine) and the more powerful V2 ballistic missile over 60 years ago, complete with their own guidance systems - and they didn't have the luxury of GPS navigation back then... It's not exactly, erm, rocket science, is it? It's probably even easier today, with the aid of GPS.

    It is probably more technologically challenging to build a nuclear device than it is to build a basic cruise missile, so those countries that posses nuclear weapons - Israel, Pakistan, India could quite easily build cruise missiles...

    • by Billy the Mountain ( 225541 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @07:32PM (#9657914) Journal
      Cruise missile technology is hardly new

      Old != Useless as you seem to imply. Bruce's original stated goal was to alert the global community of the threat of cheaply built jet-powered missiles capable of traveling 400-500 M.P.H. Such a device would be very challenging to guard against. And let's not forget the incidents where Mathiast Rust landed a Cessna 172 in Moscow's Red Square or the other guy that landed the Cessna on the Whitehouse lawn.

      Personally, I don't like Bruce. He's an asshole with a lot of gaul and he scammed me out of $45 U.S., but he's got a valid point.

      BTM
  • Sympathy = Zero (Score:2, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward
    I don't see how this is any different than prosecuting the author of a computer virus that finds its way into the public domain.

    Just because you can build something doesn't mean you should. Unleashing something with the potential to destroy people and property carries the inherent moral obligation to have the resources and a commitment to control its end-use and distribution. You may not like the way NZ shut him down - but how can anyone argue with the necessity of it?

    This guy's bitterness and bravado t
  • If I were putting up a web form requesting that people purchase my services designing missiles, you'd be sure that it would be over an encrypted stream...

    Form Action: "http://aardvark.co.nz/cgi-bin/p19937.cgi"
  • by menscher ( 597856 ) <[menscher+slashdot] [at] [uiuc.edu]> on Friday July 09, 2004 @07:33PM (#9657919) Homepage Journal
    Maybe I'm just not creative enough, but what would a non-terrorist organization want with a cruise missile?
    • by akb ( 39826 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @07:59PM (#9658059)
      Depends on what you mean by non-terrorist organization, do you count countries? Countries always want to have what the other big kids have, ala India, China, France, Russia, etc.
      • France? Like, the country with the 2nd or 3rd largest military? Or "that other nuclear power"? France IS a big guy. Disregard propaganda. Do remember the fact that they were one of (if not the first) the first modern democratic countries, and have truly helped others (USA) become democratic. Sometimes, when a friend says "no", he's still a friend, not a whiny old bastard.
  • by Fortran IV ( 737299 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @07:47PM (#9657993) Journal
    Yes, mustard gas was a nasty thing--a very nasty thing--to use in war.

    But did you know that msutard gas was also the very first chemical used as a successful chemotherapy treatment for cancer?

    Yes, I'd guess that the first use for an LCCM (and second, and third) might be terrorism. But you never can predict what horror of today will find a beneficial use tomorrow. Not every tech advance comes from NASA.
  • by radtea ( 464814 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @07:52PM (#9658021)
    There's a novel by Donald Kingsbury, The Moon Goddess and the Son (IIRC) from the mid 80's that describes the construction of a DIY cruise missile. It was plausible then (albiet by renegade MIT students) and even moreso now.

    The only curious thing is that no one has yet done it. The only reasonable conclusion is that everyone who can do it, except for this clown in New Zealand, has the good sense not to want to.

    --Tom
  • How fast.. (Score:4, Insightful)

    by segfault_0 ( 181690 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @08:08PM (#9658094)
    The fact of the matter is more likely that most people wouldnt want such a loose cannon working for their respectable firm. If you were an aerospace firm would you want the guy who just pissed the government off working for you, ensuring that you lose contracts etc.? Not likely. Perhaps he should of thought twice before he did something that would obviously piss off the powers that be (aka biting the hand that fed him), regardless of how right or wrong it may be (in the utopian fantasia where it doesnt matter if everyone can build a cruise missle).
  • Donations (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Codebender ( 614333 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @08:53PM (#9658212) Homepage
    I've been following Bruce's story for a while, and I just wish I could afford to have him build me something. I don't have an (big, evil) S.U.V., but I'd love to have a missile on my car. Perhaps a jet-powered motorcycle...

    Anyway, if you're like me and you can drop a few dollars without ever missing it, here's the donations page:

    http://aardvark.co.nz/pjet/donations.shtml [aardvark.co.nz]
  • by NewtonsLaw ( 409638 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @09:26PM (#9658322)
    I'm Bruce Simpson, the subject of this discussion and I'd like to address some of the comments and points that have been raised here.

    Question: If I'm so damned clever, why don't I have a job?
    Answer:
    Well, I'm 50 years old, which (even here in NZ) is past the age when it becomes difficult to just walk into a any job because, regardless of your qualifications there's always someone younger who's standing in line ahead of you.

    What's more, although I have a lot of experience in a wide number of a synergistic (from a missile building persective) nature, there are plenty of people around who know more and are better at these individual fields than I am.

    If an employer is looking for a good programmer, a good electronics design engineer, a good airframe designer, or a good engineer, there are plenty better than me.

    My strength is that I have sufficient depth of knowledge and skill in each area to bring a very broad perspective to bear on the particular problems associated with the job of designing and building a cheap cruise missile (or UAV). In effect, I can do the job of four or five people with more efficiency and insight than such a team might.

    When I have an idea, I can bring all my different areas of competence to bear on it and produce a result in a fraction the time it takes for a team of several individuals to do the same.

    The problem is, there are no companies in NZ looking for this synergy of skills.

    Unfortunately, this country has little or no interest in things military -- hell, the first thing the current government did when it gained power was to pretty much gut our air force by disbanding its air-defense capabilies.

    This saw all our best avionics engineers, Air Force pilots and maintenance people disappear to greener pastures.

    In fact, our Air Force is so run down that even its transport aircraft now break down with regular monotony. Any government that believes that an air capability is an unimportant part of defense is crazy.

    As a result of this "head in the sand" attitide, Australia and the USA are both pretty pissed off with New Zealand because it can no longer pull its full weight in ANZUS, the alliance between the three parties.

    But back to jobs. The town I live in is a small rural center which is largely supported by a timber mill. In recent times there have been a number of lay-offs at that mill and unemployment levels are quite high here. The reality is that not only are their *no* jobs for hi-tech workers but I couldn't even get a job flipping burgers at McDonalds due to the queue of applicants ahead of me.

    Question: why not move to a bigger city?
    Answer:
    Well that's pretty hard to do when you're living hand-to-mouth without any money to spare. Moving is an *expensive* operation and rents in the big cities are typically three or four times that of the smaller centers. It simply wouldn't be possible for me to move without having several thousand dollars in my pocket to cover the move, rent and other costs until that first pay check came in (assuming that I could even then find a job).

    I could support myself however, if I were allowed to remain self-employed -- but that's not possible due to the restrictions placed on my activities by the government.

    Question: won't I be killed by Mossad/CIA/whatever?
    Answer:
    I doubt it -- but if I am, at least my wife gets to claim on my life-insurance policy :-)

    In the past few weeks, everything that could go wrong has gone wrong so there have been times when I have to admit that I simply wouldn't care if I became the target of some hitman -- yeah, it's really been that bad!

    But seriously, I don't think anyone will try to rub me out (even though a couple of alleged Mossad members were arrested here in NZ for trying to fraudulently obtain an NZ passport).

    Question: why don't I get a job with a big aerospace company?
    Answer:

    • by Jah-Wren Ryel ( 80510 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @11:11PM (#9658879)
      Have you considered seeking employment with one of the companies that is trying to commercialize small-scale space-flight? It sounds like your skills as a generalist in a relatively similar field would be very useful to such companies seeing as how they are mostly all small start-ups, the dotcoms of space-flight before the market took off. Such companies need people who can wear many different hats as well as keep "the big picture" in their head so as to identify unexpected interactions and possible synergies across fields.

      There is probably lots of competition since the X-Prize has made them relatively famous recently, but you do have a little more street cred than most.

      PS - Don't waste your time responding the people freaking about your views on terrorism, some people just can't stand it that someone might question their own passionately held beliefs and feel that they must make you look at their own personal trees to make you ignore the forest.
  • by NewtonsLaw ( 409638 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @09:32PM (#9658356)
    This will probably kill my server (perhaps someone can throw it on bit-torrent or mirror it) but there's a video clip [interestingprojects.com] on my website from a news and current affairs program here in New Zealand that documented my case.
  • oh, just brilliant (Score:5, Interesting)

    by ZorbaTHut ( 126196 ) on Friday July 09, 2004 @09:48PM (#9658415) Homepage
    "Boss, we've found a guy who's able to build a cruise missile out of parts he found in his backyard. What'll we do?"

    "Tricky one. I say we throw him out of his house and force him into bankruptcy."

    "But won't that just leave him willing to take a job from anyone, even our enemies?"

    "BANKRUPTCY!"

    "But wouldn't it be better if *we* hired -"

    "BANKRUPTCY!"

    "But how do we know he won't get hired by, say, Iraq -"

    "BANKRUPTCY!"

    "Okay, okay, bankruptcy it is."

    "Glad you see it my way! You'll go far in this government."

    "There's also this story about a little girl and her kitten -"

    "BANKRUPTCY!"

    ----

    With intelligence agencies like these, who needs enemies?
  • by jonwil ( 467024 ) on Saturday July 10, 2004 @12:31AM (#9659246)
    restrict advances in many fields including Cryptography, Aerospace, Computing, Energy (electricity generation etc), biotech, nanotech, robotics and others.

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