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An anonymous reader writes: Citigroup has a trademark on "THANKYOU" and is currently using it to sue ATT for using "Thanks." Ars Technica reports: "Who knew? Banking giant Citigroup has trademarked 'THANKYOU' and is now suing technology giant ATT for how it says thanks to its own loyal customers. This is 'unlawful conduct' amounting to wanton trademark infringement, Citigroup claims in its federal lawsuit." Citigroup doesn't appear to be gracious in its branding: Despite actual knowledge of Citigroup's substantial use of and exclusive rights in the THANKYOU Marks, Citigroup's use of the marks in connection with ATT co-branded credit cards, and Citigroup's concerns regarding ATT's proposed trademarks, ATT launched a customer loyalty program under the trademarks "thanks" and "ATT thanks" on or about June 2, 2016. ATT's use of the "thanks" and "ATT thanks" trademarks is likely to cause consumer confusion and constitutes trademark infringement, false designation of origin, and unfair competition in violation of Citigroup's rights. Citigroup therefore seeks to enjoin ATT's infringing conduct and to recover damages based on the injury ATT's conduct has caused to Citigroup as well as ATT's unjust enrichment. In April, ATT applied to trademark "ATT THANKS." Citigroup wants that trademark to be rejected because it thinks that proposed trademark is "confusingly similar to Citigroup's "THANKYOU Marks," according to its lawsuit.
I Love You (Score:5, Funny)
Welcome to COSTCO, I Love You.
Idiocracy at its best!
Re:I Love You (Score:5, Insightful)
I always wondered why they said "I love you", seemed weird to me.
Seeing stupid bullshit like being able to trademark "Thank you" does explain it all though.
United States of America, land of the lawsuits.
Re:I Love You (Score:5, Insightful)
They do have a point. You know, whenever someone says "thank you" to me, I always naturally assume that they are working for Citigroup. When it turns out they don't work for Citigroup and they were just saying it to be nice, it confuses the hell out of me. Could everyone please stop abusing registered trademarks like that? Thank you.
Re:I Love You (Score:4, Funny)
He makes a WHOOOSH thousand dollars.
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They were able to get the trademark because banks saying THANKS are so rare. For example, they would not have been able to take out a trademark on the phrase F***YOU because that's so common in the banking sector.
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If AT&T would just say "Thank you", there wouldn't be any problem.
To me it's a mystery why anyone would intentionally make an error, but hey, that's why it's a big company:
The bigger the more stupid they behave.
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No, they don't say "Thank you", Citigroup says "Thankyou". If AT&T would just say "Thank you", there wouldn't be any problem.
FTFA: AT&T is saying "thanks". Apparently there is a problem, since there's no "you" there in any way.
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Idiocracy at its best!
I think it's a brilliant way to transfer money. Somebody gets a nice write off, while the other scurries off to the Caymans. They perform this circus to give the papers something to print.
Thanks Obama! ®
Re:I Love You (Score:5, Funny)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8zNsUTWsOc
Scary how much this ficticious movie is getting close to reality.
It's not fiction. It's a future documentary from an alternate universe. The Time Macheen depicted in the movie is real. The only thing is it malfunctions and each time it's run (that is, each time the heroes realize it doesn't exist) it bumps that universe over one and closer to ours.
That's why our universe gets more and more like the movie every day.
Re:I Love You (Score:4, Insightful)
Unfortunately, YouTube is blocked for me here, so I have little idea what the link is about.
But I do think you're overcomplicating things with your alternate universe theory.
Let me offer my own alternate universe theory from Star Trek to explain this world we live in: if you're familiar with the Star Trek universe, you'll know that the TV shows touch on alternate universes several times. Most famous is the "Mirror, Mirror" episode from TOS where a transporter accident causes Kirk to be transported to an alternate universe where Spock has a goatee and the humans are basically evil, and instead of a United Federation of Planets, there's a "Terran Empire" that makes the Klingons and Romulans (in the normal universe) look like saints. This universe was explored further in Enterprise in two great episodes in the last season, where the TOS Enterprise somehow gets pulled into the mirror universe (and back in time too) and evil Captain Archer uses it for his own gain as it's far more powerful than the existing technologies.
The problem with Star Trek in general is that it seems extremely unrealistic (and I don't mean technologies which defy our understanding of physics like warp drive): the people in it are simply too *good*: they're altruistic, they're extremely competent (when do you ever see incompetence on the Enterprise? Compare that to your workplace or our government.), they're not corrupt, they're not greedy, they're only slightly flawed but overall are great people. We viewers like to think to ourselves that this is what the future will be like when we achieve a post-scarcity society and aren't required to work for a living to survive and pay the bills, and learn not to be greedy, racist, etc.
There's a much simpler explanation: Star Trek is actually realistic (about its portrayal of human characters), the catch is, we're in the mirror universe!. The universe where the humans are blatantly evil conquerors who enslave other races and fly around the quadrant destroying and subjugating every civilization we can find: that's us! If we figure out how to build warp-capable starships, that's exactly how we'll act. Those altruistic and competent characters we know and love from TOS and TNG, that's in some other universe where humans are good. We don't live in that universe.
Hopefully, for the sake of intelligent beings across the galaxy, the humans in the good-human universes have figured out how to teleport between universes at will, and have sent agents to our universe to sabotage our efforts to achieve interstellar travel.
This is quite possibly... (Score:5, Insightful)
The dumbest thing I've ever fucking seen. There are no words for the fact that we've gotten so low as to trademark appreciation. Not to mention the fact that these are two companies who, to the best of my knowledge, fuck their customers in the wallet in unconscionable ways with frequency.
Things like this are why people are against overuse of IP laws.
Best fucking CAPTCHA I've ever seen: truthful.
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Re:This is quite possibly... (Score:5, Funny)
Wait until they sue Kansas City, New York City and all the other infringers of the Citi trademark.
Say "Citigroup" instead of "Thank You" (Score:5, Funny)
I think I am going to give a shot at saying "Citigroup" instead of thank-you. Them , when people look at me with a dumfounded expression, I can explain that Citigoup has established ownership over the words "Thank You" and "thanks."
Citigroup for reading my silly idea.
Re:Say "Citigroup" instead of "Thank You" (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Say "Citigroup" instead of "Thank You" (Score:5, Funny)
I first encountered Citygroup in Japan, where it's pronounced "shitty group".
Re:Say "Citigroup" instead of "Thank You" (Score:5, Informative)
Citigroup's "Thank you" is a loyalty rewards service. AT&T's "Thank you" is also a loyalty rewards service. It'd be like Wendy's offering a Super Size menu. The article even says as much but since the dipshit that wrote it went off on a knee-jerk reaction you've been mislead to believe that it's about usage of the simple phrase.
This is not the site to go to if you want informed news on patents, trademarks, or copyrights. Hell, half the commenters on this site think Apple owns anything with a rounded corner.
Re:Say "Citigroup" instead of "Thank You" (Score:5, Insightful)
It's "Thanks." I mean fuck man, it's "Thanks." I get what you're saying but it's about one of the most common terms in the English language. This entire thing is beyond fucked up. It makes me want to hate them for their arrogance in claiming the word "Thanks." I already hate Citigroup anyway but I used to hate AT&T more. Now they've moved ahead on the shitty fucking corporation list.
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No, they didn't claim the word thanks, they claimed a loyalty reward program called "Thank you". If you're mad about this then you've been mad at Google over their trademark of "Android" for a long time now.
Re:Say "Citigroup" instead of "Thank You" (Score:5, Informative)
No, they didn't claim the word thanks, they claimed a loyalty reward program called "Thank you". If you're mad about this then you've been mad at Google over their trademark of "Android" for a long time now.
No, they claimed a loyalty reward program called "THANKYOU". Not "Thank you", and certainly not "Thanks", and most certainly not "ATT Thanks". Those are all different. Whether they are too similar is apparently up to a judge/jury.
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Just to be clear, you do understand that the whole point of trademarks is to avoid brand confusion, right? As a consumer, you'd like to know the difference between an Acer laptop and an Aoer laptop.
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That's spot on. And that's why trivial words like 'thank you' or 'windows' should never be allowed to be used as trademark in the first place.
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In that case, GG, game over, Citigroup for playing.
They have trademarked THANKYOU in relation to loyalty programs. NO OTHER EXPRESSION OF GRATITUDE can now be used for a loyalty program!
Is that the kind of trademark law you want?
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That depends on the case. Trademarks only apply in the same field. An unaffiliated smartphone product (like an OS) which is not using android code using the name - they'd have an easy victory.
Using it to refer to commander Data ? No problem - the trademark does not apply since it's not the same field (fiction versus smartphones). If you built an actual android and called it an android they almost certainly wouldn't try to enforce it since it's common knowledge the term actually means the thing you just call
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I don't say Android 50 times a day. You can't see the difference between Android and Thank You? Some people might go their entire life and never say the word Android. Hell, most old people call every smartphone an iPhone anyway. Words like Thanks, Hello, Goodbye? No.
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>Hell, half the commenters on this site think Apple owns anything with a rounded corner.
Well, apple thinks so too.
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You're absolutely right. Apple should totally be able to call their next phone "Android".
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Oracle, Palm, Gnome, Pebble, etc are all trademarked. Google alone owns quite a few. Activate, Android, Blink, Blogger, Chrome, Closure, Field Trip, Hangouts, Jump, Nest, Nexus, etc.
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Somehow I never seemed to hear anyone complain about "Apple," though—probably because, despite being a dictionary word, it has nothing inherent to do with its subject matter.
Ever heard of Apple records? [wikipedia.org]
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Sure, but that (2 companies having similar names) is different than people saying "Apple" is too generic a name for a computer (or record) company would be.
You are aware that Apple Records *defeated* Apple Computer in court over this issue due to the Apple IIgs having a high end professional audio mixing chip (the Ensoniq DOC2, forerunner to the DOC3 used by Gravis for their UltraSound), right?
...or are you one of those ignorant twats that acts like an expert when they aren't?
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Maybe, but they trademarked "Thank You"? WTF.
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Man I'm getting so citigrouped since I updated to windows 10.
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I got utterly citigrouped at the second hand car-dealer with no lube.
I refuse to buy Apple because I find getting citigrouped by Tim Cook chafes my ass.
I like this...
Clickbait title (Score:5, Informative)
Citigroup are suing AT&T for marketing a rewards program based on the word "Thanks" because they have a registered trademark for a rewards program using "Thankyou" marks. This has nothing today with anyone 'saying thanks'.
No story here. Go about your business.
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The story here is that a lot of "shareholder value" is being flushed down the shitter, but nobody is sure how to stop it without "giving up their rights [to something of little value]"
Re:Clickbait title (Score:5, Informative)
Citigroup are suing AT&T for marketing a rewards program based on the word "Thanks" because they have a registered trademark for a rewards program using "Thankyou" marks. This has nothing today with anyone 'saying thanks'.
No story here. Go about your business.
This is not off-topic. This is exactly what the article says! Here's a quote from the article:
Despite actual knowledge of Citigroupâ(TM)s substantial use of and exclusive rights in the THANKYOU Marks, Citigroupâ(TM)s use of the marks in connection with AT&T co-branded credit cards, and Citigroupâ(TM)s concerns regarding AT&Tâ(TM)s proposed trademarks, AT&T launched a customer loyalty program under the trademarks âoethanksâ and âoeAT&T thanksâ on or about June 2, 2016.
That's a pretty important detail to leave out of the summary! Somebody please fix the parent's moderation.
Re:Clickbait title (Score:5, Funny)
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ATT should change their campaign motto to "THANKYOUCOMEAGAIN".
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No story here. Go about your business.
Yes Indeed there's no story here. Especially when you consider that this week someone is suing Facebook and Twitter for enabling terrorism, someone is suing Google 4 years after it came up with the idea to throw a router in a balloon, and someone is suing Gawker for writing a story about a lunatic's hairpiece.
At this point we can just stop reporting anytime someone sues someone in America because quite frankly it's like the national greeting, and certainly not the least friendly greeting you're likely to ge
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You mean somewhat like Pink Floyd are?
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'Citigroup *is*, not *are*.'
Both are correct. It's a collective noun that can refer to a single entity or a group of individuals - cf. 'government' and 'team'.
In Related News... (Score:5, Funny)
Comcast is just waiting for someone to infringe on their "Fuck You" to customers trademark.
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I think Tarrlytons owns the trademark on that. [youtube.com]
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...AT & T Countersues (Score:2)
Re:In Related News... (Score:4, Funny)
Just Sue Them For Being AT&T (Score:2)
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You forgot the gratuitous type that work for Comcast. :)
Citibank or AT&T? (Score:5, Funny)
Even the devil is having trouble picking sides on this one. Mainly because it would mean favoring one child over the other.
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Even the devil is having trouble picking sides on this one. Mainly because it would mean favoring one child over the other.
Sorry, I've already trademarked "the". Cease and desist use of my trademark immediately! If you do not comply at once, a kangaroo court will force you to pay millions and millions and millions of dollars for the irreparable damage your wanton disregard for Duh Law has wrought on my business.
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I've trademarked spaces, please stop.
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Rats,foiledagain!
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Sorry I have the letters A to Z and a to z so don't go getting ideas about lowercase
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But I have patented the business method of forcing people into frivolous law suits.
Re:Citibank or AT&T? (Score:5, Funny)
We're very sorry, but we trademarked the word sorry decades ago.
Signed,
Canada.
Citibanks says thank you (Score:3)
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As long as you're not using my FUCKYOU(R)(TM)(Pat. Pend)(C)
*thumps watch* (Score:2)
It isn't April 1, right?
Besides, hasn't AT&T been using "Thank you for using AT&T" in adverts / product placement as far back as Back to the Future II and Blade Runner?
Still.. this is just another sign that the end is nigh. They're running out of scams. Once they're out, what then? Do an honest day's work?
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But Back to the Future II and Blade Runner are set into the future! It hasn't happened yet!
What it does tell us is that in the future it's AT&T who are going to own the trademark on "thank you".
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This CAN'T be serious (Score:5, Interesting)
I can only think this has to be a joke. Trademarks don't work that way.
Someone tell me I've been on a huge practical joke TV show and this isn't real, we're not really choosing between a reality TV personality vs a felon for president, and Disney World doesn't really have alligators eating their guests.
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Citibank's trademark is for a reward points program [thankyou.com]. Their beef is with an AT&T Thanks program [att.com] which, like the Citibank program, rewards loyal customers. So that aspect of trademark infringement (that the two names are for a similar product or service which could be confused) is satisfied. This isn't because AT&T is just saying "Thanks" as TFS claims.
At that point, even if Citibank thinks the lawsuit is si
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This is not the way trademark law works.
The way trademark law works is that you must defend against legitimate, plausible violations of the trademark that are likely to cause confusion in the marketplace, which this isn't. "Thanks" is clearly not the same as "ThankYou", and more importantly, "AT&T Thanks" is clearly not the same as "Citibank ThankYou Rewards". The fact that AT&T uses their own name as part of thei
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Please stop repeating this nonsense. Kleenex, Xerox, Photoshop, Jet-Ski, Jacuzzi and Google are culturally ubiquitous and SHOULD be removed from trademarks, but they arent. Adobe and Google would never be able to do anything else but litigate if your position were true.
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Having the mark become ubiquitous in language like those examples is different from having other companies using the mark in their product names even if ubiquitous.
You don't see Minolta or Panasonic selling xerox machines, they sell copiers, other search engines aren't called Google even though the people use googling instead of searching.
Jacuzzi manufactures whirlpool baths and hot-tubs, as do other companies. But they don't sell them as Jacuzzi's.
Installers, rental or repair shops might use the mark in
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Citigroup has a trademark on 'Citigroup ThankYou Loyalty Cards'
AT&T released a loyalty card called 'AT&T Thanks'
What's the problem then? "AT&T Thanks" is no where near "Citigroup ThankYou". I hate both companies, but "thank" has been a part of the English language like forever! And trademarking everyday English would be quite a stupid proposition.
BiteMe © (Score:2)
BiteMe ©
Fire the Trademark Bureau (Score:5, Insightful)
Any government bureaucrat who had ANY involvement, however slight, in approving a trademark for "THANKYOU" should be fired.
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Sorry, the only trademark left is bonerpills
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Yes, the entire department has been sacked, and the committee that created the department has also been sacked. And those who approved the formation of the committee have also been sacked, sir
I'm a T-Mobile Customer (Score:2)
Yesterday I got a text from T-Mobile.
"T-Mobile is thanking you with a share of Un-Carrier stock."
Is Citigroup going to try and take my stock away?
Failure to Police (Score:3)
This is par for the course in trademark land. Trademark rights might be lost when a trademark owner fails to police its mark against eroded distinctiveness. In this case, Citigroup think that AT&T's use could lessen the distinctiveness of their THANKYOU. On the face of it, it probably does. As a result, their trademark will become weaker, and may lose its distinctiveness entirely. If it does, they could actually lose the mark. To help avoid this, the trademark owner it pretty much obliged to police its mark through legal means, up to and including going to court. This is pretty much mandatory - you need to do this, it's not really an option. Some courts have determined you don't have to prosecute every infringing third-party use, but if you have the money and the mark is worth it to you, then it's a no brainer.
Re:Failure to Police (Score:4, Insightful)
Clarification (Score:2)
The trademark only applies when the business is saying "THANKYOU" when they mean "FUCKYOUVERYMUCH."
Even with that stipulation, however, Citibank's complaint against AT&T is still quite valid.
Sorry, Citigroup (Score:2)
Prior Art:
https://youtu.be/u1z4vkPWkLQ [youtu.be]
Customer confusion (Score:5, Funny)
ATT's use of the "thanks" and "ATT thanks" trademarks is likely to cause consumer confusion
It's true, people are surprised and confused to hear the word "thanks" coming from either of those corporations.
Things like this (Score:2)
Those lawyer jerks (Score:2)
dreaming this up in their hangover need to get a life!
The trademark just sailed through examination. (Score:5, Interesting)
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And it's for "Promoting the goods and services of others through credit card customer loyalty, reward and redemption programs."
Does AT&T issue credit cards now?
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https://accountonline.citi.com... [citi.com]
There's actually an AT&T branded credit card, issued by.... Citibank. When they first came out, it was a combination long distance calling card and credit card. Now, as far as I can tell, it's just another credit card with no particular other benefit.
I suspect that this is at the root of the lawsuit. Because AT&T is already in business with Citibank (and their combined credit card is one that offers the "thankyou" (tm) benefits), Citibank is annoyed that AT&T
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Well, if you put out a soft drink called Thankyou then you should legitimately have a trademark claim on anyone else making a soft drink with the same name, regardless of how generic the term is. "Sprite" and "Mountain Dew" are generic terms but in the context of fizzy sugar waters they are rightly protected. The point here is that Citigroup's trademark is explicitly for a credit card related thing. AT&T does not issue credit cards.
When Kitty Pryde's codename was Sprite, Marvel was not infringing on Coc
AT&T only "thanks" you when you buy something (Score:2)
Typical of all ISPs, you will never get a "thank you" from them as a stable long standing customer. They strictly want "new customers" or "new service".
They sort of expect you to leave.. after a short period of time.
Tack (Score:2)
Thanks, Slashdot (Score:2)
Now "thanks" doesn't even sound like a word to me.
Is Citigroup "F*ck you" also trademarked? (Score:2)
I figure "F*ck you" is closer to "Thank you" than "Thanks", no?
Seriously? (Score:2)
Was this lawsuit pulled from the Onion?
This doesn't even make sense anymore.
I hope Citygroup gets laught out of court (Score:2)
Futurama foretold this (Score:2)
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> happy friday from the cows guy
> YOU ARE ALL COWS AND ALWAYS
The only time I have seen any cow noises on slashdot is when YOU say them.
Conclusion: You are secretly a cow!
Do I win a prize?
Is it milk?
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Hello Bernard!
Re:Thank you for being a friend (Score:5, Funny)
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