Flush With Cash: Swiss Toilets Mysteriously Stuffed With 500-Euro Bills (npr.org) 184
Someone in the Swiss city of Geneva has been trying to flush tens of thousands of euros down toilets. From a report: The bathrooms at a branch of the UBS bank in Geneva, as well as in three nearby restaurants, had pipes stuffed with 500-euro bills that had apparently been cut up with scissors and flushed down the toilets. The mysterious misplaced funds were first reported by a Swiss newspaper, and local authorities have confirmed the incident to multiple media outlets. Each individual bill is worth nearly $600. Collectively, the destroyed bank notes were worth tens of thousands of dollars. The Geneva Prosecutor's Office tells Bloomberg it has launched an investigation into the bathroom bills. Switzerland is not in the European Union, although it is entirely surrounded by EU member countries, and the nation's currency is the Swiss franc.
Quantitive easing. (Score:1)
And now we know where the money went, coke, ladies of the night and flushed down the toilet. Tell me you didn't suspect it all along.
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Re:Quantitive easing. (Score:4, Funny)
Sylvester Stallone - Cliffhanger
"it costs a fortune to heat this place"
Feeding $100 notes into a fire to keep warm
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Sylvester Stallone - Demolition Man
(swears at the machine so it gives him some paper tickets, which he takes to the toilet)
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$1000 notes. The Grover Cleveland [wikimedia.org] ones.
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Every time someone brings this up I cringe inside. Yes I understand the whole KLF idea was just to prove a point. And, yes, in many ways I can see where they were coming from. But DAMN! WHY WHY WHY?!?!
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And nobody has asked (Score:5, Interesting)
if it's maybe a failed test run by a currency counterfeiter?
Really?
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Could have been going there to try to deposit them or exchange them, converting them to "real" money, and got cold feet at the last second.
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Could have been going there to try to deposit them or exchange them, converting them to "real" money, and got cold feet at the last second.
And so he stuck around, cut up the bills, and flushed them down the toilet at the bank ... and then walked to three nearby restaurants and did the same thing?
Not saying it's not possible -- people do weird things under pressure -- but it sure doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
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Counterfeit notes, to a bank? No. That's not how that works.
Unless you posit they are 'perfect forgeries'. But even then the bank will have good cameras all over the public space.
Re: And nobody has asked (Score:5, Interesting)
Because he's an insider at the bank, working with his partners to test the bills. The insider was using the bank's counterfeit detection machinery to see which bills would work. These were detected, so he disposed of them.
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You mean instead of bringing a small number of bills to test they brought in a barrel of the stuff and tested each one, they cut each one into pieces and flushed down the toilet right at the bank? OK. That took a lot of time!
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TFA only says the bills are worth "10s of thousands of dollars". With each bill being worth approx. $600 at current exchange rates, it doesn't take too many to get into that range. The question becomes, "how many 500 Euro notes does it take to clog a toilet?", and the answer depends on all kinds of things such as the diameter and condition of the pipes, and the characteristics of their cut-up currency. Narrow pipes full of scale sometimes get clogged by turds and paper, so it might not take too many plas
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A single "brick" (i.e. ~60000 dollars) does sound like something one would use to test banknote counters with built in counterfeit detectors.
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That's a good question. We'd have to know more about what it's like inside the bank, what their procedures are for handling various pieces of equipment. We really need more detail, down to the layout of the bank's offices. Hey, Swiss Bank, see? If you were fully open source we could fix this bug. /sarcasm.
Seriously though, I can see how somebody would be paranoid about using the shredder in this situation. It's often near the copier, sometimes in a secure location. You might say the same about counter
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So you think that they print counterfeit money in a bank and when it fails they cut up the bad batch and flush it down the toilet at the bank?
More likely it is a modern art installation...
Or maybe the banks are implementing the new European idea of phasing out 500Euro bills, I just don't know why Switzerland would do this and why any particular bank would do it this way, but at least that makes some sense.
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So you think that they print counterfeit money in a bank and when it fails they cut up the bad batch and flush it down the toilet at the bank?
Criminals have done far, far stupider things. Often. Like writing a bank robbery note on the robber's own deposit slip, or filling out an employment application at a fast food joint, then robbing the place on the way out.
More likely it is a modern art installation...
That, too, is disturbingly plausible.
Or maybe the banks are implementing the new European idea of phasing out 500Euro bills, I just don't know why Switzerland would do this and why any particular bank would do it this way, but at least that makes some sense.
I seriously doubt Switzerland gives a shit about denominations of Euro notes, since they don't use Euros. And if they bank is disposing of currency, they'll be doing it through a well documented official process.
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In Switzerland you can pay with Euro on most places. And have bank account in Euro ...
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Which still doesn't mean the bank will dispose of real currency that is still legal, just because somebody suggested it might not be, someday, eventually.
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No, money is printed by national mints. The central bank manages how much currency is placed in circulation, ordering printing runs from the mint when needed.
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My point is that banks don't have the facilities to print money,
That's why it would be counterfeit currency. And even if it is art, if it was convincing enough that they can't tell at a glance, It's still counterfeiting, unless it's very, very expensive art.
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More likely it is a modern art installation...
Modern art, bleah, well at least it's being displayed in the proper location.
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It's because the Central European Bank, which issues these notes, has said it is going to phase them out by 2018 due to suspected high levels of illegal activity. As on of the highest value bank notes in the world they found favour with criminals.
As such anyone who has them needs to take them to a bank to be exchanged. I guess whoever is doing this has a load of notes they can't legitimately exchange and is trying to dispose of them. My guess would be that they were in a safety deposit box or something in t
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Actually the ECB will stop printing new €500 bills, but the existing ones will still be legal tender, basically forever. However using them will become more and more suspiscious with time.
The ECB just wants to make large amounts of physical money a bit harder to move around, now that everybody uses plastic and wire transfers in Europe.
Even the germans, which were for a long time known to be adverse to anything plastic. In 1997 my hotel in Germany did not accept credit and/or debit card: only cash or so
Money laundering crim (Score:4, Interesting)
But if somebody did possess them as part of a crime, what then?
> That doesn't explain why somone who had them would destroy the rathe rather exchange them or juts leve them in the box.
Money laundering investigators are closing in on the perp, and the perp found out.
Exchanging the notes leaves a record of the person being connected to the money which is very bad evidence. The second takes the risk the box will be opened by an investigator.
Think legal jeopardy. If person X, maybe part of a plea deal or whatever said, "yeah I gave 2 million in euro notes to Boris who was going to keep them in his box in UBS", and then, a few days later, Boris is on tape exchanging 2 million in euro notes and depositing it.... or if his box is opened thanks to a search warrant and they find the money----that's conclusive evidence linking Boris as a beneficiary. Now, if some random notes are randomly found in a sewer, the connection to Boris though suspicious is hardly as black-and-white conclusive to a jury or judge as being caught with the money personally.
This is somebody with more fear of prison (or Putin diplomatic "retirement") than greed for the money.
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Dude, you're getting your old TV shows mixed up. That wasn't I Love Lucy.
Mr. Mooney was a character on The Lucy Show - you know, where Lucy was a single woman working at a TV station in Minneapolis with Edward Asner and Betty White.
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Is that the one where Blanche was dating the cosmonaut, while Rose went back to visit St. Olaf? Sorry, the episodes always repeat on me, and I can't keep them straight.
Somebody stole 'em (Score:3)
then chickened out.
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or it was a payment for their participation in an illegal scheme at the bank and when the shame and guilt got to be too much...
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They are only used for crime. So if he stole them it was probably from another criminal.
The Euro takes a flush... (Score:1)
Support (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Support (Score:5, Interesting)
There was a spate of incidents a few years ago where someone in Japan was leaving 10,000 yen notes (worth about â60) in bathrooms, with a note expressing the hope that they brought whoever found them happiness. I don't know if they ever caught the person behind it.
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These transfers of wealth from one person to another in Japanese bathrooms were not properly taxed and the identities of the individuals were not properly disclosed to the tax officials. These anti-government activities are designed by subversives to deprive the government of their rightful tax revenue and ultimately undermine the social structure of a nation. The recipient of the money is of particular concern. Unreported and un-taxed income is illegal. It only makes sense that the government would nee
News for.. (Score:5, Funny)
...turds?
Re:News for.. (Score:4, Funny)
Stuff that splatters
Politicians.... (Score:1)
...they spend so much time flushing our money down the toilette, now they just cut out the middleman...?
Is that a normal denomination? (Score:1)
Here in the US anymore I don't think the average person can even get denominations over $100 (unless they find a collector that happens to have one). They were used mostly for bank/large institution transfers back in the day. The government phased them out claiming a "lack of use" but more likely the disliked the use of the bills ability to be used in anonymous financial transactions.
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There's talk to ban the $100 bill as well. Depending on your political views, it's either a good idea or a globalist conspiracy.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/02/16/its-time-to-kill-the-100-bill/ [washingtonpost.com]
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It is fucking outrageously inconvenient. I almost starved in New York because nobody would take $100 bills. Had to wait until the banks opened on Monday just to get a bagel.
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I could not find a way to break $100 in NY on a weekend. I was at Stanton and Ludlow... Where would you do it? I'm serious, no shop would take our money.
just don't do an India (Score:2)
India just did an enormously idiotic thing : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org].
However stupid your country is, you'll always have India to look down upon.
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It's not a usual denomination: 50 euros is the largest bill you will get from ATMs. The largest denomination I've ever seen in person is 100 euros.
Re:Is that a normal denomination? (Score:5, Informative)
That greatly depends on the country. In Switzerland, 500 EUR banknotes are common, though not as much as 500 CHF banknotes (you can use those to pay for your morning bread). UBS has ATMs for different denominations in many agencies and airports. Here [bigstockphoto.com], for instance, the leftmost ATM only gives out 100 EUR banknotes.
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But the Swiss do routinely carry stacks of cash around for everyday payments and shopping. The idea of credit cards for everything has not really caught on yet.
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You are, of course, right. It's been a few years.
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Actually, ATMs will routinely give 200 EUR bills in some countries, and getting 500 EUR bills just requires you to ask for them at a bank.
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Sometimes I need a ton of $1s...
I can understand the need to fap and all...but...damn....Just how long do you stay in those places?
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You can also get 100 and 200 bills from ATMs.
It is just less common.
Re:Is that a normal denomination? (Score:5, Interesting)
We often see $100 bills used in our store.
My personal observation is that the people using them are always old, as in clearly past retirement age. I have no clue why this is the case.
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Older people tend to go to the bank and get cash from a teller-- and get more than $100 at a time.
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Older people tend to go to the bank and get cash from a teller-- and get more than $100 at a time.
And then expect some cashier in a shop to to give them change for a 50 cent purchase with a $100 bill.
That, screwing up social security and keeping Buick in business, old people have a lot to answer for.
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I constantly overestimate the ability of people to distinguish a serious comment from a joke.
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Welcome to the internet. You must be new here.
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Yes, Mr 598059
Best regards,
Mr 175943.
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Come to Canada. If you take out $200 from a machine, it'll either give you a couple of $50's and the rest in $20's or a single $100, $50, and the rest in $20's.
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It's Normal for Switzerland (Score:1)
Re:It's Normal for Switzerland (Score:4, Informative)
There never was a "10'000 CHF" bill. 1'000 CHF is the largest one. Check here: https://www.snb.ch/en/iabout/c... [www.snb.ch]
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Probably a 1000 CHF note and probably indented to impress, yes.
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Of course you can get them from ATMs... it is Switzerland.
Bills worth nearly 600 dollars (Score:2, Informative)
Or, you know - exactly 500 Euros?
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For god's sake man, this is Slashdot.
"Each individual bill is worth nearly 0.149111 bitcoin."
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Or, you know, 734.54 Canadian dollars*
* at the time of this post.
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You're bothered that a US site gave the value in dollars? Most of us don't deal in foreign currency, and it's faster than googling the exchange rate.
TP of the gods. (Score:4, Funny)
Well now we know what rich people wipe their asses with.
You excrete what you eat (Score:5, Funny)
Looks like the food in the UBS company cafeterias is too rich.
Swiss Cheese (Score:3)
The Swiss know a LOT of the shit they handle is illegal, fraudulent, tied to warlords, drug lords, slavers, etc. They don't care until they might get caught.
My guess is this Swiss bank had a ton of counterfeit 500 Euro notes and they knew it, and a few key people had been shredding and flushing them for ages.
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Nobody working in a bank would flush EUR notes. They would know that they will clog up the pipes because they do not dissolve, as banknotes are made from cotton, not paper. Also, shredding them would be easy, but not effective, because you still get the serials from the micro-writing on them. Incidentally, a large bank would have a document incinerator and that is reliable.
Best guess would be somebody with significant money but mental problems. That would also explain the Spanish lawyer paying for the repai
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Nobody working in a bank would flush EUR notes. They would know that they will clog up the pipes because they do not dissolve, as banknotes are made from cotton, not paper. Also, shredding them would be easy, but not effective, because you still get the serials from the micro-writing on them. Incidentally, a large bank would have a document incinerator and that is reliable.
Best guess would be somebody with significant money but mental problems. That would also explain the Spanish lawyer paying for the repairs.
Uh, if people didn't flush things that they knew would clog the pipes then there would be far fewer plumbers in the world. They've probably been at this for a long time, and since the shredded bits didn't clog the pipes the first time, or the second time, or the third, they kept doing it.
This was illicit, so note destruction and disposal wasn't carried out via the normal means. And disposal was the more important aspect.
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Taking the notes to nearby restaurants does seem odd in that case.
Destroyed money? (Score:3)
This wasn't just flushed money- it was cut up first.That's not a normal thing to do.
My first thought? Mental illness. Sounds like some of the stories you hear from that government office that helps you reclaim money destroyed by fire, mold, or a dementia patient who starts shredding money they had hidden in the house.
See also: https://www.frbservices.org/op... [frbservices.org]
My 2nd guess is counterfeit money.
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Actually, you basically cannot flush this material without cutting it up first. You can still not really flush it after cutting it up, but that is less apparent. It will go down but clog the pipes further onward if cut up. (No, I have not done that, but it follows from the material composition and the typical configuration of the relevant pipes.)
I am on-board with mental illness, but for the flushing, not for the cutting up.
Angry Employee? (Score:2)
I wonder if this is a case of an angry employee trying to take it out on the bank?
One possibility: (Score:5, Interesting)
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Well, I seriously entertained providing my ex with 1/2 of the pickup truck via plasma torch and requesting physically 1/2 of the hardwood floor I installed in the house I no longer live at to be used as kindling...
So, yeah, fairly plausible.
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During my divorce, my goal was to get out of that relationship as fast as possible, figuring that I had the rest of my life to make up any losses, and I'd prioritize my mental health.
The Gates kids can be such jerks (Score:1)
Seriously, at least they didn't light them on fire this time.
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Why didn't you at least pick a rich person who hasn't famously said they don't want their kids to inherit that kind of wealth, and so they're giving away 99% of everything? Maybe someone who shares the same initials as the condition he probably suffers from if he doesn't get his nightly martini?
1 percent of 70 billion is ... wait for it ... $700,000,000 ...
My point stands.
500 (Score:2)
I just want to know why we in the USA can't have a $500 note. It is not like $100 is worth that much anymore. Yeesh.
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Why (Score:5, Informative)
According to the Tribune de GenÃve (local newspaper, in French) the reason for flushing money down the toilet is that some people from Spain had evaded state tax for years hiding money in the UBS bank, and since at the year end tax evasion will be disclosed by Swiss banks to EU countries, these people found nothing better to flush the bills down the toilets of the bank. As the toilets were soon unable to absorb so many bills, the women and one men (as found by cameras) went to nearby restaurants to continue their stupid procedure for destroying embarassing money. The bills have been checked by the police to be genuine.
Can we please go paperless ? (Score:1)
And get rid of all this untraceable paper used almost exclusively by criminals ?
they just wanted (Score:1)
Why are you surprised ? (Score:2)
No one going with the scorned wife theory? (Score:2)
Wife finds out about the other woman and in a fit of anger, goes to his safe deposit and destroys the thing that the husband most loves?
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WTF is wrong with them?
Nothing wrong with the Swiss as a people, but their banks control the show and how they operate has little to do with loyalty to any one country, so affiliating with a group is not in the best financial interests of the Swiss banks. The reason why they are not in the EU is the same reason why Hitler never invaded them. Ever find it strange that somehow the German industrialists managed to profit from the second world war and come out largely unscathed? Well they had and still have associates in the US and a
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Isle of wight, Luxemburg and Monaco are all Euro tax havens. The queen of England _owns_ the Isle of wight and gets a % of all the tax evasion money stashed there.
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I think you're confusing the Isle of Wight with the channel islands. The Isle of Wight has the exact same laws and taxes as the rest of Britain, whereas the channel islands do not. You want to try that one again, champ? :)
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EUR bills are made of plastic. When it burns, it gives a nasty smell and black smoke. It also shrivels and doesn't fully turn into ash, rather sticks to the underlying surface.
What should have been done was cut them into very, VERY small pieces using a document destroyer.