How Miami's Mayor Hopes to Build a New (and Crypto-Friendly) Silicon Valley (nymag.com) 80
Miami is a city "that unblushingly loves rule-breaking and money," according to a new article in New York magazine, wondering whether Miami could ever really replace Silicon Valley as "a more natural home — and maybe even an accelerant — for the next generation of disruption fiends."
On December 4, Delian Asparouhov, a venture capitalist in San Francisco, posted, "ok guys hear me out, what if we move silicon valley to Miami," and Miami mayor Francis Suarez, lying in bed at home in Coconut Grove, replied, "How can I help...?" Ever since, Suarez has been on a mission to rebrand Miami — long a place to spend money, rather than earn it — as a haven for founders who feel underappreciated in more calcified urban climes. He bought (with money from a venture capitalist) billboards in San Francisco featuring his Twitter handle and an invitation to "DM me." As he put it, "I saw the tsunami coming, got out my surfboard, and started paddling."
The flood of new Miamians who have arrived, full or part time, during the pandemic includes tech investors (Peter Thiel, David Sacks), cryptocurrency bulls (Anthony Pompliano, Ari Paul), new-media tycoons (Bryan Goldberg, Dave Portnoy), start-up founders (Alexandra Wilkis Wilson, Steven Galanis), and many more who aren't yet billionaires but think the Magic City will give them their best shot... The boom is visible in the city's crane-spiked skyline, too, with deals for Spotify, Microsoft, Apple, and TikTok either signed or in the offing. In greater South Florida, a related incursion by the finance industry — Goldman Sachs, Citadel, Elliott — is in full swing... In July, according to Redfin, Miami was the top migration destination for home buyers in the U.S., while San Francisco had the largest homeowner exodus. Suarez told me about a playful text he recently received from the mayor there, London Breed: "Stop stealing my techies." He says he replied, "Sorry, London, I love you, but no."
Already, Suarez has made gains in turning Miami into the most cryptocurrency-friendly city in the U.S. In the past six months, the world's largest bitcoin conference happened here; a crypto exchange called FTX paid $135 million for the naming rights to the NBA arena (edging out the hometown porn studio BangBros); and a city-sanctioned currency called MiamiCoin debuted, generating millions in fees for municipal coffers. Suarez also accepts campaign contributions in bitcoin. He's running for reelection this November and looks certain to win, thanks in part to hefty donations and cheerleading from Silicon Valley eminences...
The tech case for Miami isn't wholly persuasive. (The most notable local start-up is a company that sells kibble.) But it is infectious.
The article notes, for example, that "For all his enthusiasm, Suarez acknowledges that a robust tech ecosystem needs one thing he can't simply market into existence: a standout university" (with a world-class engineering department to fuel startups). Suarez's solution appears to be offering Miami land parcels to Florida Polytechnic University for a possible satellite campus teaching DeFi/crypto/blockchain/NFT technologies.
The article also points out the possibility of global warming-induced hurricanes and rising sea levels, the city's widening income gap and rising cost of living, and Miami's record number of pediatric-ICU COVID admissions.
The flood of new Miamians who have arrived, full or part time, during the pandemic includes tech investors (Peter Thiel, David Sacks), cryptocurrency bulls (Anthony Pompliano, Ari Paul), new-media tycoons (Bryan Goldberg, Dave Portnoy), start-up founders (Alexandra Wilkis Wilson, Steven Galanis), and many more who aren't yet billionaires but think the Magic City will give them their best shot... The boom is visible in the city's crane-spiked skyline, too, with deals for Spotify, Microsoft, Apple, and TikTok either signed or in the offing. In greater South Florida, a related incursion by the finance industry — Goldman Sachs, Citadel, Elliott — is in full swing... In July, according to Redfin, Miami was the top migration destination for home buyers in the U.S., while San Francisco had the largest homeowner exodus. Suarez told me about a playful text he recently received from the mayor there, London Breed: "Stop stealing my techies." He says he replied, "Sorry, London, I love you, but no."
Already, Suarez has made gains in turning Miami into the most cryptocurrency-friendly city in the U.S. In the past six months, the world's largest bitcoin conference happened here; a crypto exchange called FTX paid $135 million for the naming rights to the NBA arena (edging out the hometown porn studio BangBros); and a city-sanctioned currency called MiamiCoin debuted, generating millions in fees for municipal coffers. Suarez also accepts campaign contributions in bitcoin. He's running for reelection this November and looks certain to win, thanks in part to hefty donations and cheerleading from Silicon Valley eminences...
The tech case for Miami isn't wholly persuasive. (The most notable local start-up is a company that sells kibble.) But it is infectious.
The article notes, for example, that "For all his enthusiasm, Suarez acknowledges that a robust tech ecosystem needs one thing he can't simply market into existence: a standout university" (with a world-class engineering department to fuel startups). Suarez's solution appears to be offering Miami land parcels to Florida Polytechnic University for a possible satellite campus teaching DeFi/crypto/blockchain/NFT technologies.
The article also points out the possibility of global warming-induced hurricanes and rising sea levels, the city's widening income gap and rising cost of living, and Miami's record number of pediatric-ICU COVID admissions.
Are they serious? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Well there's still Cape Canaveral, with its space industry
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Well there's still Cape Canaveral, with its space industry
That has been there since 1949, long before the current anti-science nut jobs took over the state government. Luckily, it's a federal operation, so the Florida government has little say on what goes on there. Businesses, on the other hand, have to follow whatever the state government tells them.
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Sorry, young Harry, you're going to need a more powerful spell than that to raise them from the ocean.
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So it takes an hour or more to move a mile or two when commuting to and from work, and there's no escape, no other way other than cars to get from A to B in the majority of cases.
A mile? You can walk that.
Re:Are they serious? (Score:5, Insightful)
No tech hub has ever emerged in a city without a world-class research university. UF is in Gainesville, north of Orlando, over 300 miles away. USNWR rates UF at #28.
Also, focusing on crypto is just chasing a fad.
If the mayor wants Miami to be a tech hub, he should improve the education pipeline. If he starts now, Miami might be ready in 20 years.
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Worse than a fad, this seems like a repetition of the dumbness involved when companies randomly added 'blockchain' to their names [cnbc.com] to pump and dump their stock prices?
It's like the cryptocurrency world couldn't be any more obvious that it's just a scam.
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Indeed. But there are _still_ tons of morons that fall for the crypto-"currency" scam, and hence scammers all over the place use it.
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FIU is a Carnegie level R1 University, which means a doctoral degree granting institution which conducts *very* high levels of research -- accounting for about $200 million a year in total research spending. It has about 17,000 *graduate* students. It might not be MIT (it's way bigger for one thing), but it's not Nazarene Bible College.
It's in "University Park" -- a heavily-developed but unincorporated area of Miami-Dade just to the west of Miami. It's about a ten minute drive from the airport. As I reca
In 20 years, Miami will be underwater (Score:3)
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Thats a great observation. In my home city, theres been a couple of attempts at building a mini silicon-valley type precinct. One on a big section of land attached to one of the big universities, the other in an industrial area.
The industrial area one never took off. There was a few companies move in at first, Fujitech I think was the biggest, but now days its mostly just auto mechanics, warehouses with angry sound banging-metal machines.
The other one thrived, because the university built some facilities in
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Reading the biographies of the current mayor and his father, they look like the typical Cuban-American refugees, people who are still angry that their former slaves overthrew them and are now governing themselves.
Their idea of good government seems to revolve around ensuring your children inherit, which sounds like royalty to me.
If they're sounding like libertarians at all it's probably because useful idiots are useful.
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Geriatric tech people would probably be okay with it.
Also, cheaper coke?
Re: Are they serious? (Score:1)
Re: Are they serious? (Score:1)
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It's actually only frequency, due to how quantum mechanics works.
No matter the amount of radiation, a 2.4GHz "ray" can never ionize an atom. Two photons cannot be added up. That's what quantization means.
It can, of course, boil your flesh. But for that you need about 500 active UMTS at a distance of 1 m, rotating around you at e.g. 50Hz. Aka a microwave. The rotation/alternation is crucial, or it won't work. Just like a combustion engine won't work if the crank doesn't move up *and* down, no matter how hard
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Yeah, it does. And so does that other source of EM radiation, that is literally a *thousand* times stronger, and much more intense too, called THE SUN!
All RF does, is cause some atoms to vibrate a bit more. Aka heat them up. The only difference is that is can go deeper. But sit in the sun long enough, and the outer tissues will radiate it to the inner tissues anyway.
It can't even ionize the atoms.
Meanwhile... do you know what sunburn is? *Literal freaking radiation damage*!
If you think cellphone radiation i
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To create more tech-y versions of Florida Man? I mean, we've seen pretty much anything lowbrow already, it's time for a higher class of stupid.
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To create more tech-y versions of Florida Man?
Although Floridian males appear to be stupider than males living in other states, this is just an example of selection bias. Florida has very strong freedom of information laws, so reporters have nearly immediate access to reports of people arrested for idiotic behavior.
Florida Man [wikipedia.org]
60 times Florida Man did something crazy [boredpanda.com]
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I would disagree on the basis that the climate is a major factor. Nobody can think straight in that climate.
The other end of the extreme is the constant dark of e.g. Finland and northern Russia. They drink heavily. And this too causes stupid behavior.
So you gotta find the sweet spot. And make sure it's not too wet either. Frankly, I think central Europe being mostly in that sweet spot, has been a major factor to its success.
But of course I will agree that it's just one factor. We Germans sure had plenty of
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- Warmer beaches than Silicon Valley.
- Cuban food.
- Less "government regulation" telling you to keep your workers safe, pay a living wage, etc.
Re: Are they serious? (Score:1)
Because they believe in science, duh. What scientific evidence is there for the lockdowns and mandates where they came from?
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> Most in the tech world believe in science, why would they EVER move to Florida?
to get out of the desert?
Crypto nite (Score:2)
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Most in the tech world believe in science, why would they EVER move to Florida?
Yeah, bu we are talking about "DeFi/crypto/blockchain/NFT technologies". That's the area of "tech" not believing in basic math. The ones that do know about basic differential equations, and are not malevolent, have left that area 10 years ago when it became obvious that it could never achieve its goals.
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PROTIP: The entire damn point of science, is that YOU DO NOT BELIEVE! ... You can check! ... You have reliable evidence! :)
I'm gonna assume that's what you meant. But please don't say such a thing. It enables the nutters to go "Science is just another belief/religion".
And I'm gonna add: We also need a clear head! So why would we move to a place where it's permanently too hot and too humid and our home is wrecked by a hurricane every other year? ;)
(That weather, to me, entirely explains the craziness going o
Re:Are they seriously scientific? (Score:1)
If you want Miami (Score:2)
You can have it. If greed is your biggest motivation, it might be a good choice. For quality of life, not so much.
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Also, if you want to just murder random people. Just "stand your ground". Even 2 miles outside of your ground.
Fix the non-competes first (Score:5, Insightful)
Of course, stealing trade secrets is always illegal. However, a vibrant and fractious employment economy is part of what makes (made?) Silicon Valley an innovation hub.
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This is the one factor nearly every big-shot putting out a press release on "creating a new Silicon Valley elsewhere" seems to be completely and utterly oblivious to.
Drug Dealers (Score:2)
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Drug pushers would also be the perfect crypto pushers. It's practically the same thing.
giberish (Score:2)
I can't understand the tech migration statistic. Can someone translate it into kilos of Adderall/hour?
All this money flying around (Score:1)
Gee, sure is nice to see somebody benefit from that 120 billion a month bailout. Pandemics can be very profitable.
But Miami? They going to build everything on floating barges?
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Oh please (Score:2)
The only kind of technology that thrives in Florida is chemistry and biochemistry.
Don't forget your UPS (Score:2)
Plenty of blackouts and power-surges. I think it may lead the nation in lightning strikes.
Is your app sticky? No. It's hot and sticky.
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Baby steps (Score:2)
We got Dexter to keep things right (Score:2)
I really need to rewatch that series again, the only season that sticks in my head is the Trinity Killer. John Lithgow went Alf's dad to scary as fuck dude, I remember one scene where he went from happy family man to homicidal killer within 1 second with just a look. Superb acting.
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Why doesn't Your Honorable Judge Dexter kill himself then?
He's been a murderer alright, hasn't he?
The next installment of failure to move the valley (Score:4, Insightful)
The things that made Silicon Valley were:
- Stanford
- Berkley
- A lot of other smaller, but quite good schools
- California's higher education policy in the 1960s and 1970s (TL:DR- free-to-almost-free state universities)
- Xerox PARC and similar research institutions pouring money into research
That resulted in a whole lot of extremely well educated people and money in a concentrated area, where a ton of startups could easily form.
If you want to make a new Silicon Valley, you're going to need more than one world-class university to supply a constant stream of very good talent, you're going to need to make degrees affordable enough that lots of people get degrees, and some industry giants funding R&D at your new location. If you don't have the universities and stream of students, you're not going to get the funding.
And a satellite campus teaching today's buzzwords is not multiple world-class universities.
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However another factor may be who lives there. Austin is the only large city in Texas that has white non-Hispanics as the majority minority
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The claim that the world-class universities aren't actually important anymore has been made for decades, with various justifications for how people would get "good enough" educations.
Yet every attempt to actually enact that plan and build a new Silicon Valley keeps failing. The only ones that are somewhat successful are Raleigh-Durham and Austin...which have world-class universities feeding new graduates to them.
Yeah, it's possible to get a "good enough" education and be personally successful, but you're s
Homestead protection (Score:4, Interesting)
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But, the Miami area is basically out of land. You can see it at a glance from the air. Wall-to-wall homes, then protected swamps.
The whole fucking thing is a once and future salt marsh. The published altitude of Miami is currently 6.562' above sea level and the highest point in Miami is at a whopping 24'. Building anything non-temporary in Miami is a complete idiot move. Though frankly, that's true of most of Florida. I will be amazed if the whole thing isn't wiped off the map during my lifetime.
"Crypto-friendly" (Score:2)
Bye (Score:2)
Have fun mining bitcoin underwater.
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Why? It's free water cooling!
Gurgle gurgle gone! (Score:2)
Isn't Florida going to flood (Score:2)
due to sea level rise?
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What built Miami (Score:2)
Let's just remember what money _built_ Miami (as in, who originally invested into real estate). Seem to have worked out eventually.
Not a chance (Score:2)
Clearly posted so we can laugh at the idea (Score:3)
Impressively stupid and there's no reason it should be "news".
Florida is where old rich NON-techies go to die in MAGAland.
a few rich people (Score:3)
A few rich people moving does not make a new tech hub. While I know many libertarian and conservative tech types I don't know any that want to move to Florida.
How Miami's Mayor Hopes to Build a New (and Crypto (Score:1)